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hwpHey. Mr. Sullivan.
Now, I know a lot of you are wondering
about tomorrow nights show.
Just who are these
youngsters from Liverpool
who call themselves the Beatles?
Just what can we expect?
Well, let me put it in perspective for you.
Now, here a few years ago,
we had a young vocalist up on our stage
by the name of Elvis Presley.
He, a few of you may remember...
He caused quite a sensational reaction...
among the youngsters
in our studio audience.
Well, tomorrow night,
right here on our stage,
were gonna have
Elvis Presley times four!
I dont get paid enough for...
All right. Simmer down.
Simmer down, simmer down.
All right. A few weeks ago
I went to England, and I saw
these four youngsters perform.
Both Sylvia and I agreed that
what they do to an audience
is truly remarkable.
So, I want you to be prepared for...
excessive screaming, hysteria,
hyperventilation, fainting,
fits, seizures, spasmodic convulsions,
even attempted suicides...
all perfectly normal.
It merely means that these youngsters
are enjoying themselves.
Now, I want you to remember
that tomorrow night...
were going out live, coast to coast,
to million viewers
in the United States and Canada.
So remember, nothing must interfere
with our really big "shoe. "
Oh, yeah, Ill tell you something
I think youll understand
When I say that something
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
Oh, please, say to me
Youll let me be your man
And please, say to me
Youll let me hold your hand
Now let me hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
And when I touch you I feel happy inside
Its such a feeling that my love
I cant hide, I cant hide
I cant hide
Yeah, you got that something
I think youll understand
When I say that something
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
And when I touch you
I feel happy inside
Its such a feeling that my love
I cant hide
I cant hide, I cant hide
Yeah, you got that something
I think youll understand
When I feel that something
I want to hold your hand
I want hold your hand
Rosie, I dont know why youre
dragging me in here. I cant be
spending any money on Beatle records.
Hey, listen. Stereo.
Rosie, are you listening to me?
Come on, Pam.
Rosie!
All right, baby, this is
Murray the "K"with the number one song...
Rosie, wait a minute.
Excuse me.
Rosie, did you hear what I said?
Ive gotta start saving my money
for more important things.
I mean, for Gods sakes,
tomorrow night Im getting...
you know...
All right, Ill buy it for you
as an elopement present.
Shh!
Do you wanna tell the whole world?
Anyway, if youre gonna get me something,
get me something practical
that I can use, like Tupperware.
Aah! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Its Paul! Oh, Im gonna die!
- Oh, my God! Its Paul! Its Paul!
- Rosie...
- Oh, Im gonna die right here!
Hes so cute, so sexy!
- Hes cardboard.
- I know you never
Even try, girl
Yeah. Yeah, well, I know it is.
Yeah.
The Beatles are fakes!
Its all a plot...
a plot to make you waste your money!
Dont fall for It!
Herb, lemme... lemme
call you back later, huh?
Its a gimmick!
Oh, you dont really wanna buy these albums.
You only think that you do.
Punch her out!
Rosie, youre not
buying another one.
Its not for me. Its for Pam.
Just to give away
two tickets to The Ed Sullivan Show.
Did you hear me, baby?
If you can answer this question:
Whats Ringo Starrs real name?
Are you listening to me?
Did you hear what I said?
Ohh!
Please please me, whoa, yeah
Like I please you
And right now...
Janis, what are you doing?
You are picketing in my store.
You are driving my customers away.
Why?
All I see around this store
is Beatle albums.
What about Bob Dylan? Joan Baez?
How come they dont get
equal floor space?
The Beatles sell.
"Jane" Baez doesnt sell.
I deserve a little more respect
from my own daughter.
You are embarrassing me.
Im embarrassing you?
I feel like Im talking
to a walking publicity stunt.
Hey, Janis!
Janis, have you seen Rosie?
Hey, just a reminder...
Rosie.
Rosie, thats your th busy signal!
Youre not gonna get through!
Rosie!
Rosie, I got somethin to tell ya,
but I want you to promise me
that youre not gonna scream...
and youre not gonna yell
and youre not gonna faint.
Oh, my God, Grace. What?
You promise?
I figured out a way
to get into the Beatles hotel.
Damn, Rosie! Control yourself!
Theres still a hitch.
We gotta raise $ .
Twenty-three dollars?
See, we have to hire a limo.
A limousine.
Its the only thing that can pull up
to the front of the Beatles hotel
without getting stopped by cops.
How much money you got?
Uhh, I got three dollars
worth of dimes.
Thats not enough, Rosie. Damn!
But its enough to hire a cab.
We could drive up in a cab!
No, I already found out.
The cops are checkin the cabs.
See, we need a limo,
and we need it tonight.
I mean, I got a deadline to meet.
Yeah.
Tonight?
We cant go tonight.
Arent you guys forgetting
about something?
Arent you forgetting
about this?
Oh, yeah. That.
