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hwpBreakfast.
Im going.
I thought Id say goodbye.
Gentlemen, again, all the best.
Take good care.
Good luck and goodbye.
Its been fun.
Here you go, sir.
- Thank you.
- Youre welcome.
Im here to see
the director of the Secret Service.
Okay. Thanks.
Is there anyplace
where I could put my bags?
Over there.
- Thank you.
- Okay.
Congratulations, Doug. Youve done
a terrific job on a tough detail.
Well, thank you, sir.
It wasnt that tough, actually.
Summersville, Ohio, is not exactly
the center of the universe...
of course. But its
a nice, quiet little place.
Guarding Mrs. Carlisle gave me time to
pick up many hours towards my Masters.
- Oh, great.
- Of course, now I am hoping...
for a little more active assignment,
maybe back in the White House...
or a criminal assignment
out of New York or L.A.
Sure.
Lets sit over here.
Yes. Sir.
Joan?
- Yes?
- Coffee.
- Certainly. Itll be just a moment.
- Thanks.
How is she?
Whats she like?
Well, theres the public person whos,
you know, adored.
Then theres the private person
who can, at times...
be difficult to deal with if you
dont know how to handle the situation.
- And you did.
- Well, I guess, as well as anybody.
I dont envy my replacement,
Ill tell you that.
I was in her husbands White House,
and I saw her in better times.
She has her good days
and her bad days now.
I guess you could say...
shes several different personalities
in one, like many people.
Well, one of her personalities
called the White House last night...
and asked the president to arrange
that you stay with her for another tour.
The president?
I cant go back there.
I cant do three more years there.
I cant do three more minutes there.
Its... It... l...
I mean, its...
the worst assignment there is
in the service.
Well then, weve got a problem
because the president...
is asking you to return to Mrs. Carlisle
as a personal favor to him.
What if I say no?
Ill call him and tell him,
uh, you said no.
Take a moment to think it over.
Ill check on the coffee.
In New Jersey, ice kept three dolphins
trapped in an inland waterway...
Wednesday, frustrating rescuers
efforts to free the animals...
Wheres the Columbus paper?
Whos got it?
Just checking my horoscope.
Frederick, I told you times, she
can tell if weve read it before her.
Sorry.
- Morning, Doug.
- Morning.
- What are you doing here?
- Long story.
- Everything okay in Washington, Doug?
- Yeah.
Just back to pick up
your accoutrement?
Speak English.
Back to pick up your shit?
No smoking, Earl.
Why not?
She never comes down here.
Its a rule.
- I am shocked to see you back here.
- Are ya?
Ja. I thought youd be guarding
Jackie O. By now...
standing outside the Russian Tea Room
for hour after hour in the snow...
with her inside, having little cakes and
chatting to her fashionable friends.
Here, Frederick.
- Ill do it this morning, Fred.
- Thank you.
Good morning.
Breakfast!
Come in.
Douglas, darling.
Yes, maam?
You seem to have dropped
some of my things on the floor.
Would you kindly
pick them up for me?
Yes, maam.
Thats a good boy.
Do I still have any influence in that
evil town, or have they forgotten me?
Maam, with all due respect,
why me?
Why, because I like you, Douglas.
And my feelings are a bit hurt...
that anyone would be that anxious
to get away from me.
Well, I certainly dont mean
to hurt your feelings, Mrs. Carlisle...
but my assignment here is finished,
and Id like to get back to Washington.
Washington is a dead-end town,
career-wise...
unless youre there purely to make
money, which Im sure you wouldnt be.
Id like to go back.
- Well, Im sorry, but I need you here.
- Mrs. Carlisle?
Yes?
Id just like you to know
that I came back of my own free will.
As an S.A. I. C... I could have refused
,
this assignment. But I didnt.
S.A. I.C.? What is that?
Maam, you know what that is.
No, I really dont.
You do.
Dont tell me what I do and dont know.
That is not your place.
What is a "saic"?
S.A.I.C. Stands for
"special agent in charge."
Oh, I see. A special agent, are we?
And in charge, no less.
My, my, my.
You rarely meet someone whos
a secret agent whos also in charge.
And why is he in char ge?
Well. Because hes
so doggone special.
And you did not come back
of your own free will.
If you had a free will,
youd be miles from here.
I have some very exciting
news for you.
I have an inoperable
brain tumor.
I have bought you and your men
a SCUD missile launcher.
We are going to the opera in Columbus.
Which of those do you think is true?
When?
I would like to drive to Columbus
a week from Friday.
Yes, maam. May I say,
it is good to see you getting out again?
- Is it?
- Yes, maam.
Thank you, Douglas.
Thats very patronizing of you.
I suppose you couldnt
care less about opera.
- No, maam, I couldnt.
- Of course not.
Youre a typical,
red-blooded American male.
Youd probably rather watch the reruns
of "Mr. Ed" on television, wouldnt you?
Tell me.
If you had to choose
between opera and "Mr. Ed"...
Id choose "Mr. Ed"
in a second.
Always so honest.
I try.
Good for you,
