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hwpYoure already cooking!
Ive got something to show you.
- I havent finished cooking dinner.
- Outside.
Its a surprise. Its all right.
Come on. Shut your eyes.
Good. Shut em.
Are you ready? Sure? All right.
- Turning.
- Its cold.
- Its not.
- Even the chickens are cold.
Step. Ready?
One, two and three.
OK, look. No, thats not it.
Shut em.
Now, Frank,
how far are we going to go?
- Youre all right.
- The dinner...
The dinners fine. OK.
Almost, almost. Now, now!
- Oh, its...
- Isnt that beautiful?
- Its lovely.
- I won it in a poker game in Italy.
- Drive it carefully, honey.
- I will.
- Enjoy it, but be careful.
- I will.
Youre such a mom.
Ready? Were going for a ride.
- No, I have to finish dinner.
- Mom, one ride.
- Watch this, Ma, no hands!
- No, dont!
I wouldnt do that, come on.
- Thank you, gentlemen.
- My pleasure.
This is fun, right?
- Maybe.
- Yeah.
- Careful!
- Hey, Im driving here.
Im home.
Mortars coming in!
Mortars coming in!
Machine gun on the right flank!
Medic!
Well, it works. My spike works.
- OK.
- Easy, easy.
- OK.
- Take it easy.
No!
Ive got a headache.
Have you got some Wite-Out?
Ma. Ma!
You dont know what youre into.
But youre a long way from home.
Its so confusing.
Where to go? Where to go? Yes.
- Ma!
- Oh, bother.
What the hell are you?
- Theyre doodles.
- Cartoons?
- Dont get too close.
- I cant believe what Ive done.
My spike was supposed to send me
to your world. Instead, youre here.
This mans not dangerous.
We may not be real to you yet,
but we will be.
Youve come to a whole new world.
Youve done something extremely rare.
Youre in a real place
called the Cool World.
Strange. Say "ahh"!
But when it comes to
making the trip in the body...
...lve never seen it before.
Oh, my goodness.
Im sorry about your mother.
Youre cartoons.
- Youre not real.
- Were real all right.
The possibility of inter-world travel
has been my obsession
for many, many years.
- Wait.
- This man is not for you.
Hes not a police problem.
Hes a mystery of science.
- And a hero.
- I aint no hero.
Dont be so sure. With this hole Ive
opened, there could be many problems.
- Im Doc Whiskers. Whats your name?
- Frank Harris.
- What did you do?
- I was a soldier.
You could be useful here.
- Where are you from?
- Vegas.
Tomorrow, were out of here.
Youre just a drawing, Holli.
But without you, Id never have made it.
- You look good tonight, babe.
- Its time you came to me, Jack.
Come to me.
Oh, baby!
Ive been waiting for you, darling.
Hey, Sparkey, what are you up to?
What makes you think
Id tell a little punk like you?
Hes gone soft for that tomato.
Whats her name? Holli or something.
Enough out of you, kiddie. Youre too
young to be thinking about girls.
Especially that girl.
Here, a bunch of wooden nickels.
Dont spend them all in one place.
Did you step in it?
Theres a flower on your head.
Hey!
Look out!
I hate it when she meets guys
without telling me.
I light up like... neon
Just a tiny section of your affection
In my direction will do
Detective Harris.
What a pleasure. I was just rehearsing.
Hello, Holli.
This is an exact replica
of the dress Marilyn Monroe wore in
Lets Make Love.
I know that movie by heart.
The girl gets everything by the end of it.
Everything she ever wanted.
Its real. I mean it.
I even saw a copyright date on it.
Rumour has it, Holli, that you had a noid
visitation at the Slash Club last night.
It was just a mind slip. Nothing special.
Youre just a regular true believer
in law and order, huh?
- Cut me a couple.
- Come on, lets go.
Beat it, copper.
Just doing my job.
Hey, Frank. Dont go just yet.
Come here.
Ive got something to show you.
Guess what?
Ive seen your museum of Vegas.
And dont start in with your Vegas
Vinnie rap. Ive heard it. It bores me.
Vegas Vinnie made the Spike.
Crossed over and became
the owner of the Union Plaza hotel.
Vegas Vinnie is a fairytale, Would.
Doodle moms tell it to doodle kids
to help them go to sleep.
It could all be true.
You got over here, so why
couldnt he make it over there?
Or for that matter, why couldnt I?
You could help me.
Therell be no crossovers
while Im around.
Ive got news for you, pal.
I am not your ordinary doodle.
Ive seen what these noid dames
have in the Real World
and I want it! Dont you see?
Theyre real.
Theyve got power.
When they touch something, they feel it.
And when they taste something,
they really taste it.
And when they do it with a man...
...they really do it.
What can I say?
I cant help you in that department.
Dont you see? Believe it.
Ive had enough.
Oh, yeah? Fine. You dont want to help,
then Ill find somebody else that will.
Like that noid cartoonist, Jack Deebs.
Hes been around a lot lately.
Yes, the whack-a-do
who thinks he invented this place.
What do you think
Ive been talking about?
Id watch it, cause there might be
two of you before long.
Ill tell you once.
You gotta be smarter than you look.
Youre dealing with shit
thats way over your head.
Keep your legs crossed and forget
about the Real World. Thank you.
Would yo
