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hwpCome on, you lazy Cro-Magnon!
Ohh!
Hey! Back to work! You guys had a break two days ago!
Come on, now!
Come on, Sheba!
Thats my big girl!
Look at those pathetic worms...
burrowing their lives away.
Do you know why Im up here and theyre down there, Miss Stone?
Because you lied on your resume?
No.
Because I have vision.
And right now I have a vision of you and me...
dripping with coconut oil on a beach in Rocapulco...
with Mr. Slates fortune to keep us company.
Im glad we see eye to eye.
And somewhere down there is the ignorant stooge...
who will make all my schemes come true.
Yabba-dabba-doo!
Flintstones Meet the Flintstones
Theyre a modern Stone Age family
From the town of Bedrock
Theyre a page right out of history
Lets ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Freds two feet
When youre with the Flintstones
Have a yabba-dabba doo time A dabba-doo time
Well have a gay old time
The captain has just turned on the seat belt sign...
signalling our descent into the Bedrock area.
On your left, youll be able to see the Grand Canyon in about years.
K-A-V-E Radio Bedrock
The KAVE accu-forecast for tonight calls for light seismic activity...
and a percent chance of meteor showers.
Quick traffic update: Due to lava flows, Highway will be closed... forever!
K-A-V-E Molten Oldie
Sow belly, pot of beans Tie a rope around your jeans
Tell your mom not to wait You aint coming home too late
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Twitch
Theres a town I know where the hipsters go called Bedrock
Twitch, twitch
When you get that itch you can do the Twitch
In Bedrock Twitch, twitch
Cause the Twitch is fine Have yourself a time
- In Bedrock - Drum solo!
Watch it, will ya? Finally got my hair the way I like it.
Im so excited, Fred. lm gonna be a father.
Its like a dream come true.
A son. Someone to carry on the proud name of Rubble.
- Think Ill be a good daddy? - Well, youre bound to find something youre good at.
Yeah, sure.. Hey!
- Uncle! - Heh heh heh.
You know, Fred, Betty and I really owe it all to you.
We wouldve never qualified to adopt had it not been for the money you gave us.
Remember, Barn, thats between you and me.
- Id like to tell the world what a great guy my best buddy is! - No, no, no!
True, it was a selfless, noble act, if I do say so myself.
My only reward will be your happiness.
I dont need to go blabbin my good deeds all around.
Youre afraid to tell Wilma, arent you?
Afraid? Now, lets get this straight, Rubble.
I dont need permission from my wife to make a decision.
In my cave, I reign supreme!
Su-preme!
- I wont tell her, Fred. - Thanks, pal.
Hiya, Timmy!
Here you go! Shoot, shoot, shoot!
Hey, Charlie!
- Huh? - Wilma!
Im home!
No, Dino! No, no! No, Dino! Bad boy!
Bad dog!
- Good doggie! - Bad Dino breath.
Fred!
Do you have to get Dino so wound up when you come home?
Its not my fault. Maybe hed calm down if we had him fixed!
What?
Here comes the big Daddysaurus!
How was your day, dear?
I think my Brontocranes pregnant again.
I tell ya,
you forget to lock her up one Saturday night..
- Comfortable, Fred? - On my way.
All I needs a brew and a good scratch. Which one do you want to do first?
It does my heart good to see you relaxing...
after a hard day at the quarry.
Im telling you, I married the pick of the litter.
Fred, our garbage disposal has been acting up a lot lately,
so I decided that it was time to buy a new one.
But when I went to take money out of our savings account,
- guess what? - New garbage disposal?
New garbage disposal? Why throw good money down the drain?
Theres nothing wrong with this one.
All right, you. Say "ahh".
Uh-uh.
Do you have any idea why theres no money in our savings account?
Aha!
Theres your problem right there.
All right, you! Spit it out!
Wheres the money, Fred?
Something happened to it. There, I said it.
We have scrimped and saved for that money.
And every time we get ahead, you have to go blow it on some harebrained scheme!
I gave it to Barney.
- You what? - I know I shouldve consulted you,
but Barney Rubbles my neighbor, my lodge brother...
and my best friend since the first time I went through the fifth grade!
Fred Flintstone!
Wilma, without that money, they wouldnt be allowed to adopt a baby.
So go ahead, yell, scream, let the fur fly.
Give the neighbors something to talk about!
What you have just done for the Rubbles...
And I adore you for it.
Mmm.
I also bought a new bowling ball.
Wait! Come on, honey!
- Watch your step. - Sit down.
All right, all together, folks.
Betty, sit down and relax.
Oh, I cant, Wilma. lt just hit me.
From now on, Ill be spending hours a day...
attending to the every need of a helpless little boy.
Then again, maybe it wont be such a big adjustment after all.
Fred!
And promise me you wont say anything like you did when you saw my sisters baby.
The kid had a tail. Was I supposed to pretend I didnt notice?
Hello, Mommy and Daddy! I have someone who wants to meet you!
Aah!
Well, its not exactly what we pictur
