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hwp Hello, Duke.
Hello, Mike.
Any luck today?
I figured out a swell racket,
and everything was going great
until the cops came along.
Too bad it didnt work.
If them cops would stick
to their own racket,
wed get somewhere
in this country...
without a lot of this
relief and all that stuff.
Mike, I wouldnt worry.
Prosperitys just around the corner.
Yeah. Its been there a long time.
I wish I knew which corner.
Well, Duke, Im gonna turn in.
- Bonsoir.
- Bonsoir, Mike.
This is the place, all right.
That looks like one of them.
- Looks pretty tough to me.
- Stall Irene. Ill talk to the fellow.
- I told you about this place.
- We got here first.
Well, shes not gonna
get ahead of me.
Good evening.
- Good evening.
- Howd you like to make five dollars?
Huh? I didnt quite
catch what you said.
I said, howd you like
to make five dollars?
- Five dollars?
- Five dollars.
Well, I dont want
to seem inquisitive,
but what would I
have to do for it?
All you have to do is go
to the Waldorf Ritz Hotel with me,
Ill show you to a few people,
and then Ill send you right back.
May I inquire just why
you would want...
to show me to people
at the Waldorf Ritz?
Oh, if you must know,
its a game... a scavenger hunt.
If I find a forgotten man first, I win.
Is that clear?
Yes, quite clear.
Shall I wear my tails,
or come just as I am?
You neednt be fresh. Do you want
the five dollars or dont you?
Madam, I cant tell you
how flattered I am...
by your very generous offer.
However, Ill have to take it up
with my board of directors.
- Dont you touch me!
- No matter what my directors advise,
- I think you should be spanked.
- George, do something!
Are you in the habit
of hitting ladies?
Im in the habit of hitting gentlemen
also, if thatll interest you.
- Arent you going to do anything?
- Lets get a policeman.
- Who are you?
- Im Irene.
That was my sister Cornelia
you pushed in the ash pile.
- Like me to push Cornelias sister?
- I dont think Id like that.
- Then youd better get out of here.
- Oh, you bet.
Wait a minute!
Sit down!
Im sitting.
Whats up, Duke?
Need some help?
No, thanks, boys.
Got everything under control.
Are you a member
of this hunting party?
I was, but Im not now.
Are they all forgotten men too?
Yes, I guess they are, maybe. Why?
I couldnt help but laugh. Ive wanted
to do that since I was six years old.
- You wanted to what?
- Oh, push Cornelia in a pile of ashes.
That was Faithful George with her.
That isnt really his name.
He gets in everybodys hair.
His fathers the broker.
Thats very enlightening.
Cornelia thought she was going to win,
and you pushed her.
Could follow an intelligent conversation
for just a moment?
- Ill try.
- Well, thats fine.
Do you mind telling me
just what a scavenger hunt is?
Well, a scavenger hunt
is exactly like a treasure hunt.
In a treasure hunt
you try to find something you want.
In a scavenger hunt you try to find
something that nobody wants.
- Hmm, like a forgotten man?
- Thats right.
The one that wins gets a prize,
only there really is no prize.
Its just the honor of winning.
The money goes to charity.
That is, if theres any money left over,
and there never is.
Well, that clears
the whole matter up beautifully.
Ive decided I dont want to play any
more games with human beings as objects.
Its kind of sordid when you think
of it, when you think it over.
Yeah, well, I dont know.
I havent thought it over.
I dont like to change the subject, but
why do you live in a place like this?
Theres so many
other nice places.
- You really want to know?
- Oh, Im very curious.
Because my real estate agent felt the
altitude would be good for my asthma.
- Oh, my uncle has asthma.
- No!
Well, now theres a coincidence.
Well, I suppose I should
be going now, shouldnt I?
Thats a good idea.
I want to see who won the game.
I suppose it was Cornelia.
She probably got another
forgotten man by now.
If you took me with you,
youd win the game? Is that the idea?
Well, I might if I got there first.
But after seeing what you did
to Cornelia, Im not saying anything.
But youd win if you
got back first with me?
Itd be awfully nice of you,
but I dont like to ask.
Lets beat Cornelia.
- It wouldnt be asking too much?
- Mm-mm.
See, Ive got a sense of curiosity,
just the same as you have.
Id really like to see
just what a scavenger hunt looks like.
- But I told you!
- Yes. Im still curious.
Well, come on.
Thank you.
- My names Blake.
- My name is Bullock.
The place slightly resembles
an insane asylum.
Well, all you need
to start an asylum...
is an empty room and
the right kind of people.
Thats right.
Oh, good evening, Mrs. Jordan.
Look what I brought with me.
Oh, why, look!
- And the baby came along too!
- Here.
Take a look at the dizzy
old gal with the goat.
Ive had to look at her for years.
Thats Mrs. Bullock.
Alexander!
- Alexander! Alexander!
- Im terribly sorry.
How do you think I feel?
All right, Angelica!
Alexander, Alexander, come here.
Look at the pretty goat.
Carlo and I found him in the Bronx.
Isnt he just sweet
