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hwp There was a time,
a time before cable,
when the local anchorman
reigned supreme,
when people believed
everything they heard on TV.
This was an age when only men
were allowed to read the news.
And in San Diego, one anchorman
was more man than the rest.
His name was Ron Burgundy.
He was like a god
walking amongst mere mortals.
He had a voice that could
make a wolverine purr,
and suits so fine
they made Sinatra
look like a hobo.
In other words,
Ron Burgundy was the balls.
Mmm. I look good.
I mean, really good.
Hey, everyone!
Come and see how good I look!
Mm, ehh, mm.
Ribs. I had ribs for lunch.
Thats why Im doing this.
How now brown cow.
How now brown cow.
How now brown cow.
How are you?
You look awfully nice tonight. Hmm?
Maybe dont wear
a bra next time.
No, I was talking to you.
No, not her.
I dont know her name.
What is it?
Lanolin?
La-lanolin?
Like sheeps wool?
Unique New York.
Unique New York.
Mm, I love Scotch.
I love Scotch.
Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch.
Here it goes down.
Down into my belly.
Mm-mm-mm.
The arsonist
has oddly shaped feet.
How much time?
? seconds?
- You are on.
- Im on right now?
I dont believe you.
Ron!
Oh, come on. Audrey.
I look like hell.
I got bags under my eyes.
Whats that?
If you were a man,
Id punch you right
in the mouth.
Thats bush.
Bush league.
The human torch was denied
a bank loan.
You hear me?
Audrey, look at me!
Im sorry.
All right?
Im sorry.
Ha ha!
Ha ha ha ho!
Ha ha ho.
Ha oh!
All right, were on.
Ready, Phil.
Were on in five, four...
When the clock struck :
it meant one thing
for Ron Burgundy
and his news team:
Go time.
Channel News,
Channel News,
with five-time
Emmy award-winning anchor
Ron Burgundy.
Champ Kind, sports.
Ooh! Hoo-hoo!
Brick Tamland, weather.
And your reporter in the field,
Brian Fantana.
Its Channel News
at :.
Good evening.
Im Ron Burgundy,
and this is whats happening
in your world tonight.
A La Jolla man clings to life
at a university hospital
after being viciously attacked
by a pack of wild dogs
in an abandoned pool.
Hey, everybody! Shut the hell up!
Ron Burgundys on!
Authorities are still
uncertain as to why the man
- was loitering...
- Ron Burgundy.
Oh, my gosh!
She said her first words!
Right now its *
in our fair city,
and compare that to *
in the upper Northwest
and *
in the Middle East.
Off the coast
of Tampa Bay yesterday,
one lucky cameraman
happened to catch
an unusual
aquatic daredevil.
What youre about to see
is a Channel News exclusive.
His name is
Nutty the Squirrel,
and hes three years old.
How bout that?
That squirrel
can water-ski.
- Man, thats hilarious.
- Yeah, thats good.
For all of us here
at News Center
Im Ron Burgundy.
You stay classy,
San Diego.
