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hwp Hi. Im Johnny Knoxville.
Welcome to Jackass.
Hello. Im Johnny Knoxville
and Im about to rent a car.
Whats up?
Uh, I have a reservation.
Okay, I need a drivers license and a credit card.
All right.
I need a signature here
that youre going to use your coverage instead of ours.
Is that white one us?
Yes.
Were gonna walk around and inspect it together.
Looks pretty good.
Im just looking for dents and major scratches.
Yeah.
Something major, gonna write it down.
Little ding there.
Yeah.
No, well take good care of her.
Thank you. Have a good week.
You, too. Thank you.
Im Johnny.
Hey.
Were gonna be doing
a hell of a lot of work here today.
Trust us. Were gonna have fun.
Hi. Im Johnny Knoxville, and this is called the...
Oh, fuck!
Shut the car off.
Oh, fuck!
I guess we didnt reinforce the windshield.
That fucker comes... missed me by that much.
Thats why you got the roll bars behind you, dude.
Whose car is this?
This is your guys car.
I rented it from you earlier.
Yes. Yeah, wha...?
Yeah, I hit a dog.
A dog isnt gonna do that.
Come on in.
I had a accident, as you can see.
I was... I mean, I drink.
I just black out, so I, um...
Were you drinking or anything?
Yeah, I had a little, to be honest.
Is there any license plates on it?
There was.
Yeah?
Well, hopefully you guys will incur some of the cost.
Oh, no.
Cause I rented it from you guys fair and square.
I dont want to get stuck with the whole charge of it.
Well, you are going to get stuck with the entire thing.
Well, I dont think I should.
I think you guys should help.
No. You declined any additional coverage.
Right there. You declined it.
Yeah, but thats just paperwork, you know?
Its a legal contract.
Yeah, but I was a little... I was...
I had a few to drink when I signed that, too, so...
Were gonna have to get this worked out.
Yeah, youre gonna have to pay for that car.
Well, youre gonna have to help me pay for that car.
No, we dont do that.
I returned it with a full tank of gas.
You returned it demolished.
Well, its got a full tank of gas.
Thats the least of our worries right now, is the gas.
Oh.
This is an unmitigated outrage.
Ive never seen anything like this before.
What does that mean?
No ones ever done that.
Well, I cant pay for it.
Well, youre gonna have to.
Well, I aint.
Look, Im gonna let you two guys work it out
and Im gonna go outside
but, um, that cars gonna have to be paid for.
"F" you!
You all right?
You all right?
Knoxville knocked my nuts in half.
This is...
Oh, it hurts my teeth!
I cant even turn it off.
I thought it was supposed to help.
Okay, you ready?
Yeah.
Okay, okay, I got it. Im taking care of you.
- Its all right. Okay. - Oh, my God, its so bad.
Its cool. You cool?
Im good. Okay.
Come on.
Ease up. Come on. Daddys gotcha.
Oh, my God, its so fucking bad.
Daddys gotcha. Come on.
Whoo!
Youre gonna have tits of steel.
Oh!
Yeah, youre so buff right now.
Yeah, this goes on the gooch.
Yeah, it goes-goes around.
This goes on the gooch.
Oh, dude, hes done.
Whos gonna do the gooch?
In case you didnt know what the gooch is
the gooch is the spot
between your balls and butt hole, and...
Ooh!
Oh!
- Ooh! - Does it smell?
- Does it smell like "man"? - Smell.
Just smell it. Just smell it.
Ehren, smell it.
No, come on.
All right, lets zap my nuts.
Yeah, yeah, lets get it over with.
- Are we ready? - Theyre so gone, man.
Okay.
He likes it! He li...
He likes it.
Afternoon. How you doing?
Oh...
Son of a bitch.
What happened?
Oh, man! Oh!
Aw, fuck! Oh!
Well, now the cats are rockin
And everyones feeling all right
And on a Wednesday evening, theres sure gonna be a fight
Yeah, a fight
I say somebodys gonna get their head kicked in tonight
Well, now everybodys groovin
And everyones shouting for more
More
I say theres gonna be a pool of blood...
