영문 Lenny 레니 영화 대사
분야
hwp (clears throat)
Oh, l would say, uh...
Lets see, he was busted
at least nine or ten times.
Twice for possession of narcotics,
and three, four times for obscenity.
Um...
(man)
Ladies and gentlemen, Lenny Bruce.
(cheering)
Did you know that Eleanor Roosevelt
gave Lou Gehrig the clap?
(laughter)
Whatd he say? Jesus, does he
have to get that low for laughs?
Whats the point?
Thats really bad taste.
The point... the point is
the suppression of words. Now, dig.
Here it is, and yet every doctor
l know tells me that a certain disease
is on its way to becoming an epidemic
again, when everybody knows
that one shot in the assd knock it out.
And yet there it is, VD,
right up there with the top ten.
Why? Because nobody talks about it.
Nobody even wants to say the word.
lf the community chest
hits on you, do you say
Excuse me, how much of my dollar
is going for the clap?
(chuckles) l dont think you do.
What we have to do is talk about it.
What we really need is to get
some of our national heroes
to admit theyve had it.
Eleanor Roosevelt
gave Lou Gehrig the clap.
She also gave it to
Chiang Kai-shek... (chuckles)
And he gave it to J Edgar Hoover,
man... which is how it really spread.
A boy gets the clap. Can he go to his
father? He cant relate to his father.
Hes lucky if he can go to a schmuck
who sweeps up the drugstore.
- l gotta talk to you.
- Whats the matter?
- l got the clap.
- Oh, Jesus, whered you get that?
Painting a car!
Whats the difference? l got it.
What do you want?
You work in a drugstore.
Give me some pills.
- Oh, all right. Here.
- Dexedrine Spansules. ls this good?
lts all the same horseshit. Keeps
you awake so you know you got it.
The reason l want these pills is l got
a good job. l dont wanna get laid off.
- Yeah? Where you working?
- The meat-packing plant.
lll tell you what we really need.
Maybe one day Jerry Lewis
would go on television,
and instead of getting hung up
with muscular dystrophy,
hed have a clapathon!
Forget it. ltll never happen.
You know why?
Because talking about it makes you
the worst person in the community.
(man) When did you first meet Lenny?
lt was back in . Baltimore.
l was, uh, headlining... Headlining?
l was working at this club.
A-one, two, a-one, two, three, four!
(drums)
(as Louis Armstrong) ? Now when
the saints go marching in, yeah
? Now when the saints
go marching in...
(? continues song on trumpet)
- Yeah!
- (applause)
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Heres the moment that
youve all been waiting for.
So without further ado,
may we present Hot Honey Harlowe!
Lets hear it, everybody!
(applause)
(seductive music )
(cheering)
Oh, Eddie.
Look at that hair.
- Whos the guy over by the window?
- Lenny Bruce. Hes a comic.
- What kind of comic?
- Lousy.
- l think l know her from somewhere.
- Fake hair.
Really?
- Hes cute.
- Cute? He does crap.
Old jokes, lousy impressions.
But l really had problems when l was a
kid. lt wasnt until l was eight years old
that l figured out my name
wasnt Shut Up.
All right, folks. How about some
bird impressions? Bobwhite.
(whistles)
Bobwhite backwards. (whistles)
A duck.
A swallow.
A goose. Ooh!
Did you ever get the feeling that youre
in an amateur contest, and youre losing?
All right, folks.
Lets get back to the surefire stuff now.
So lets go to the Show Business
Hall of Fame, where the MC
is my good friend,
the old Schnozzola himself!
(drumroll)
lts granite out there.
(as Jimmy Durante)
l went into the shoe store
and l said to the clerk
Do you sell alligator shoes?
And he said What size
does your alligator wear?
Youre really something, Durante.
And now, ld like to introduce ya to
my favourite singer, Vaughn Monroe.
Yeah.
(as Monroe)
? Racing with the moon
(man) His act was so lousy, something
must have attracted you to him.
What was there about him?
Well, he was just, um...
l dont know, huggable.
(? jazz)
Thank you.
(? mellow jazz)
(mouths)
My mothers a comic,
and l got out of the service
and l changed my name, you know.
- Whats your real name?
- Leonard Alfred Schneider.
- Well, why did you change it?
- Too Jewish.
(giggles) l like the name Bruce.
You know, Bruce sounds like
the captain of a football team.
Thats why l changed it, but the first guy
l met whose name was Bruce
- tried to kiss me.
- (giggles)
please.
What hotel are you at?
Uh... , please.
(giggling) Here? Youre kidding.
No.
- Well?
- Well?
(phone)
- (Lenny) Arent you gonna answer it?
- (Honey) Why?
How do you people really feel
about doing it?
lsnt that about the dirtiest thing
we could do to each other?
lts really not nice doing it.
Whats the worst thing you can
say to anybody? Fuck you!
Thats really weird, because
if l wanted to hurt you, l should say
Unfuck you.
Because fuck you is really nice, man.
Hello, Ma, its me. Yeah, l just
got back. Aw, fuck you, Ma!
Sure l mean it. ls Pop there?
Aw, Pop, my Pop.
Aw, fuck you, too, Pop!
What?
l cant believe it. l just cannot believe it.
- That lm eating?
- Yeah, that youre eating.
No, that youre here. And that
lm here
