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hwp Three card brag
is a simple form of poker.
You get three cards only.
And these you cant change.
If you dont look at them,
youre a blind man,
you only put in half the stake.
Three of any kind
is the highest,
but the odds are -
against getting any three.
Then theres a running flush,
all the same suit, all in order,
then a straight
and a flush and a pair,
and finally, whatever
the highest card youve got.
Now, there are some telltale
signs that can help,
but they took me long enough
to learn so Im not telling you.
They can only help a player,
not make one.
So, dyou wanna play?
Lets sort the buyers
from the spiers
and those who trust me
from the ones who dont.
If you cant see value here,
youre not shopping,
youre shoplifting.
You see these goods?
Never seen daylight, moonlight,
Israelites,
Fanny by the gaslight.
Take a bag, come on.
I took one home last night -
cost more than ten pound,
I can tell you.
Anyone like jewellery?
Look at that one.
Hand-made in Italy,
hand-stolen in Stepney.
Its as long as my arm,
not like something else.
Dont think cause these boxes
are sealed, theyre empty.
nly the undertaker
sells empty boxes.
By the look of you lot, Id make
more money with my tape-measure.
Here, one price, ten pound.
- Did you say ten pound?
- Are you deaf?
Bargain. Ill take one.
Squeeze in. Left leg, right leg.
They call it walking.
You want one, darling?
Thats it, theyre waking up.
Treat the wife -
treat somebody elses wife.
Its more fun
if you dont get caught.
You want one?
Show me a bit of life, then.
Its no good standing
like one oclock half struck.
These are not stolen -
theyre just not paid for.
Cant get em again,
theyve changed the locks.
Cant come back -
Ill have sold out.
[Punter] Nice bit of stuff.
"Too late" will be the cry
when the bargains pass you by.
If youve no money on you,
youll cry tears
big as ctober cabbages.
Bacon, cozzers!
# So I said Im on the roam
So I need a car
# And I know
that Im getting alive
# And I say I got faith
in a season #
Ed can hustle
a few quid here and there.
But his real talent
lies in cards -
and gambling with cards.
Bacon could see that his days
of selling moody goods
on street corners are numbered.
Its time to move on
and he knows it.
- Six foot one, thats perfect.
- Youre catching up with me.
What you talking about?
Im bloody skinny, pal.
Course you are. All right, Ed?
Nick the Greek, a pleasure.
Tom, what have you eaten?
- I was telling him...
- Enough!
You two, join me in my office.
So how much is it, Tom?
You know how much, Nick.
- And that includes the amp?
- No.
That does not include the amp.
Shit, Tom. I thought
it included the amp.
It doesnt. Ill throw in
one of these telephones,
but it does not include the amp.
Very nice.
I hope it includes the speakers.
It doesnt include
the speakers or the amp.
Its not supposed to include
me getting the hump
with your questions.
You want it, you buy it.
What else do I get?
A gold-plated Rolls Royce,
if you pay for it.
Dont know, Tom.
Seems expensive.
Seems...this seems
to be a waste of my time.
That is nicker
in any shop,
and youre complaining
about ?
What school of finance
did you study?
Its a deal, its a steal.
Its the sale
of the fucking century.
In fact, Ill keep it.
All right, keep your alans on.
Heres a ton.
[Both] Jesus Christ!
You could choke
a dozen donkeys on that.
Youre haggling over pound.
What dyou do when
youre not buying stereos -
finance revolutions?
is still .
Not when the price is .
Not when youve got Liberias
deficit in your sky rocket.
Tighter than a ducks butt!
Let me feel
the fibre of your fabric.
The skinny one is Tom.
Hes the entrepreneur
of the bunch.
Hes got
a couple of dirty fingers
in a couple of dirty pies.
Nick, however,
has made it his business
to have all
fat fingers and toes
in every dirty, bent
and stolen pie in London.
Between them, there aint much
you cant get hold of.
Thats my grand.
It took me a long time to earn,
so treat it with respect.
What about the chef?
Whatve you come as?
Cupid, stupid.
Thats the last time
I get fruit off you, Tom.
There was more small armoured
things in it than fruit.
You should open a butchers,
not a grocers.
If you order stuff
from Kathmandu,
dont be surprised
if it picks up a few tourists.
Anyway, enough.
Wheres the money?
Keep your fingers
out of my soup!
Soap is called Soap
because he keeps his hands
clean of unlawful behaviour.
Hes proud of his job
and more proud its legal.
He represents the more
sensible side of the four.
Are you sure you can afford ?
It depends
how you look at it.
I can afford it
if I see it again.
Got the rest from
the fat man and Bacon?
Fat man, Bacon and myself.
Looks like its time
to call Harry.
Whos this fat man, eh?
Sandwich, Bacon?
Its not easy to take
a seat at this card table.
The amount of money
has to be grand upwards
and theres no shortage
of punters.
This is the man who decides
whether you can play -
Harry, or as some,
including himself, like to say,
Hatchet Harry.
grand.
If you go
