one of the historians and
biologists on the expedition.
We tend to think of it
in st-century eyes.
Im Don Lynch,
and I studied the "Titanic"
based upon the testimony and
accounts of passengers and crew.
The people who were there
and witnessed it.
My name is Ken Marschall.
Ive been studying the "Titanic"
for over three decades now.
I checked it out.
The Straus suite.
Through those years and study,
One minute! This is humiliating! Im up here shooting a deodorant commercial.
I got two Oscars! Up here you dont need Oscars, you need antlers!
Heres a funny script about two fraternity kids...
...who invent amachine to turn women back into virgins. Its very clever.
Whatsthe matter?
When you asked me to come out here...
...you promised me I wouldnt just be one of those bright women who...
...finds
one
into his mouth. The old man is trembling with fear as he downs
his drink. He puts the glass down and looks at the people around
him. The man with the tray comes back to the old mans table and
picks up the glass.
MAN WITH TRAY
(In Iraqi language)
Something else?
MERRIN
(In Iraqi language)
No thank you.
The old man stands up and looks at the bus boy. We cut to a group
of workers hitting
one for yourselves.
Please join me
in welcoming a sassy...
bit of jailbait
to our stage.
Yes, indeed.
Come out, sweet Chrissy.
Wherever you are, baby,
come on out.
* Everybody knows
that the dice are loaded *
* Everybody rolls
with their fingers crossed *
* Everybody knows
the war is over *
* Everybody knows
the good guys lost *
* Everybody knows
the fight was fixed *
* The poor stay poor
The ric
one, Spoon.
You talked to Marcy?
No G.G., I havent talked to Marcy.
When I was cominup we just
didnt marry someone then divorce
them, then not talk to them.
Del, dont play with me.
I bet if I stopped cooking
youd call Marcy.
Boy, what is that on your feet?
Converse All Stars, vintage 2004.
Dont turn your face up like that,
I know you want some.
All you gotta do is ask.
No, thank you very much.
one hell of a weekend.
-Bye, Tasha. -Dont let the bedbugs bite!
Hasta!
Now they call the cops on me.
Hello!
Hello!
Im sorry Im late.
Ruby Baker?
Yeah, Im Ruby.
Whatever they said, Im not missing. I just went out.
Your parents were in a car accident.
Are they okay?
-Ruby, why dont you have a seat, hon? -Are they okay?
My partner will help you have a seat. Ruby.
-I can sit down myself. -I know.
Are
one, like many people.
Well, one of her personalities
called the White House last night...
and asked the president to arrange
that you stay with her for another tour.
The president?
I cant go back there.
I cant do three more years there.
I cant do three more minutes there.
Its... It... l...
I mean, its...
the worst assignment there is
in the service.
Well then, weve got a problem
because the pres
one six
thousand.
The Co-pilot is working on the planes altitude when his hands
slip off the controls. His eyes flutter, then:
CO-PILOT
Captain, I dont..cant..
He passes out. The Captain, HUGH STAMP, turns to verify that the
relief pilot is also unconscious at the controls.
He then removes his oxygen mask, sets the auto pilot, inputting
numbers to slow the plane and descend. As the craft tit
one day
god gonna come calling,
so, you know,
they going through life carefree.
But people like you and me, man,
we always guessing.
Wondering, "What if?"
You know what I mean?
So when you say to me,
"Hey, I dont think
we should be doing this,"
I gotta say, baby, I dont think
we need to be doing this neither,
but we aint gonna get no move on
in this world, lying around in the sun,
licking our ass
Harold And Maude Script
I suppose you think
thats very funny, Harold.
- Hello? F胸?
- Yeah.
Darling, be a dear and cancel my
appointment with Ren this afternoon.
I know hell be furious
but Ive had such a fright today
and with guests coming
this evening... Oh, would you?
Tell him I promise to be in
on Tuesday.
Thank you, F胸,
youre a darling. Yes.
Bye. Bye.
Dinner at eight, Harold.
And do try an