somewhere.
Got it.
There we go. "Carolyn Young,
Vale of Health, Hampstead."
Our lives are about to start, Holl.
Oh, my God, listen:
"Oh, Carolyn. Carolyn,
you break like a pane of glass.
When you melt, I melt too."
"How to give a clitoral orgasm."
You know brothers wank in their socks,
dont you?
"Foreplay can and should last
up to two hours."
You better watch out, Holly.
You might get pregnant
hour and 10 minutes into Trading Places.
Both chesticles.
I got Julianne "Red Beard" Moore.
Short Cuts, two hours, 17 minutes,
bush no boobs.
- Julianne Moore special.
- She loves it.
Ive seen that,
and from the look of her bush, Short Cuts
is the wrong name for that movie.
- Nice.
- Nice. Nice. Well done.
Her bush looks like the hedge maze
from The Shining but red
and without Scatman Crothers in
audition night
at The Song Mart.
A great bunch tonight.
Good luck, kids.
Well, uh, what did you think,
Mr. Freed?
As an agent?
Yeah.
Let me tell you
what l told Tony Bennett.
Sing songs people already know.
That way, if they dont like it, theyll
still have something to applaud.
But were not singers.
No, were songwriters.
So? The Beach Boys
werent songwriters?
Anthony Newley
isnt a songwriter?
l m
hour. Clouds move over the moon. End TITLES. The song fades. A THUNDER CRACK. Rain d rops spatter on the churchs metal roof. Water trickles out of the gargoyles mouth. We follow the STREAM OF WATER down to street level where it falls onto
모
A YOUNG COUPLE
모
wobbling down the street, sharing a bottle of wine. They open an umbrella and stand underneath it, smooching and giggling. We follow the
audition. Just stay in line.
Now thats what I call a real drinkers nose.
And you should know, because
youre a real drinker, arent you, Joe?
- Yeah.
- Also heavy into speed, arent you?
- Yeah.
- Also sleep with a great many women.
- Real turn-off, huh?
- Just the opposite.
Ill make up my mind about the men later.
I know which girls I want.
Candy, Casey, Rima,
Jennifer and Victoria Porter.
- The on
hours. Look-
Get away from the window.
- I gotta go, but Ill find this.
- Great.
- Shit, Harry, that shit went wrong!
- Give me the gun!
- No. Give me the bullets!
Freeze!
- You gotta be fucking kidding me.
- Well stand here and wait for the police.
Drop the gun. We didnt do anything.
We are not dangerous. Drop the gun.
- Hey, lady, gun is not loaded-
- Richie, no!
Richie!
Shit!
Oh, boy.
Take it
hours of lock-up
for each one of you.
Effective until hes betrayed
or gives himself up.
Is that clear?
One...
Two...
Three.
No volunteers?
Of course. Come closer.
- Mathieu.
- Me?
Come closer.
The school register, Mr. Chabert.
Thank you.
Mr. Mathieu, your new prefect,
has been spared your acquaintance.
- Chrome Dome.
- Be silent.
So he can choose
who goes first without bias.
Be silent.
Pick a nam
hours to prepare.
Attorneys arent exactly
lining up for the job.
Dear Sister Helen,
thank you for writing to me.
Im writing from my home.:
my 6-by-8-foot cell.
Im in here 23 hours a day.
We dont work on death row.
Were special here. They keep us
away from the general population.
Were the elite because we gonna fry.
Its hard not to get soft here.
I press my footlocker, lift it,
to try to get my mu
hour flat.
SGT. Where did you get
the murder weapon?
I keep a gun
in the underwear drawer.
Just in case of trouble.
Thats just fine.
Sign right there, Mr. Hart.
Freely and gladly.
Dont say we beat it out of you
when you get on the stand .
No, I gave myself up.
Surrendered of my own free will .
Isnt he the cheerful murderer?
Shootin a burglar aint murder.
Just last week,
a jury thanked a man .
Im
audition. Ramu Gupta.
Tell me something I dont know.
My mother comes from Hyderabad.
My father wanted to marry a Muslim girl,
but his family wouldnt let him.
Everybodys a comedian.
DWAIN: Whatd you say your name was?
RAMU: Ram Chandra Gupta.
Actor.
Dancer.
Okay, Rammy, what would you say
your specialty is?
Well, I move smooth.
I take instruction easily.
Im not afraid to try new things.
Good. We l