Well show this guy how to do it.
Whoa!
Aah!
Oh.
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Merry christmas to all,
and to all a good night.
Sir! Excuse me.
- Hello. I-Im Dorey walker.
- Oh.
Director of special projects for
c.f. Coles department store.
My pleasure. As a matter of fact,
I was looking for you.
Theres no doubt you saw
your Santa Claus is inebriated.
I know. He has created
such a terrible problem.
Million
Well, there is a drug thing,
yeah.
Come on, Bill.
He drove up north
with a couple of rocks
in his pocket.
-He jumped in a lake.
-Hey, were not looking
to hit any home runs here, okay?
The kid had money.
lts going to get investigated
and youre the right guy today.
You going to give me a cruiser?
Boa. B-O-A.
My mothers been
to a snake church.
Did you say, snake church?
Yeah, snake church.
Okay. Per
least your name isnt Michael Bolton.
SAMIR
Michael, theres nothing wrong with that name.
MICHAEL
There was nothing wrong with it. Until I was about nine years old and
that no-talent assclown became famous and started winning Grammys.
SAMIR
Well, why dont just go by Mike, instead of Michael?
MICHAEL
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HES THE ONE WHO SUCKS.
Peter comes up to their cubicle.
PE
at his nemesis. A slow hatred begins
to build. We PRESS IN on Tommy, HEARING his horrid memories:
His sister screams, NO, TOMMY, NO while 10-year-old Tommy
kills Jason, repeating, "DIE, DIE!"
??
TIGHT ON TOMMY
??
As he listens, his eyes well up with a violent rage.
??
WIDER
??
Tommy looks around vengefully. Seeing an old fence a few
yards away, he heads for it. Hawes is confused by his
actions
Well go see Mommy.
Good news, Henri.
lts over. Youre out of the hole.
You stink, boy.
l did it. l made it.
Come on.
-Did good.
-l made it.
l did it. l did it. l did it.
They were fucking killing you.
You did good.
The only other survivor
of the escape attempt was Rufus McCain.
He had betrayed his fellow inmates
by tipping off the associate warden.
McCain was rewarded
and left in the general popul
Well what number are you trying to reach?
VOICE
I dont know.
BEN
I think you got the wrong number, buddy.
VOICE
Do I?
BEN
(peeved)
Uh-huh. Look bro, my battery is running out.
Really wish I could chat, but I cant so, later.
VOICE
Wait, wait. Dont hang up.
BEN
(angrily)
Asshole, Cant talk.
VOICE
But your voice sounds so familiar.
Ben smiles.
BEN
Does it now?
VOICE
You almost sound like that guy fr
well-tended -- a
veritable sea of adolescent sexuality -- bronze boys who seem to
have just come from the boats or tennis courts -- girls in tight
shorts riding high up shapely thighs, as...
SAM LOMBARDO strolls out onto the stage. The man is thirtyish,
drop-dead handsome. Dressed not that differently from the kids,
in an Izod polo shirt, khakis and boat shoes.
His entrance has an effect upon the
Liar Liar Script
[ Chalk Scraping On Blackboard ]- [ Woman ] W-O...
R...
K !
Work.
Today were going to sharewhat our parents do for...
[ Children, Woman ]Work !
My mommy is a doctor.
- My daddy is a truck driver.- My moms a teacher.
- And your dad ?- Mmm. My dad--
Hes... a liar.
A-- A liar ? Oh, lm sureyou dont mean a liar.
Well, he wears a suit and goesto court and talks to the judge.
Oh ! l see
well pick up
there next week.
Ninety three.
Yup
Well you better get him out out of here.
Cos north of the lamp post is ours
Do us all a favour
and walk away from this one?
Walk away and take him
Gonna ask some of you questions.
We got a preliminary statement
Stan, dont recognize you.
Howve you been?
Good, Im good
Action is in there
Chew a little easier
on the protocol, eh pal?
Brainerd called me.
Well, take the train...
if you got expenses
in transportation.
Why you want to be greedy?
You fuck the sucking greed.
Thats our price.
No one else even talks to you
goddamn motherfucking cos.
Now take it or leave it.
Why you want to talk
to me like that?
Take it or leave it?
Take it or leave it?
I take it.
Cause I like you,
Im gonna take it.
Pack the shit up.
You in power, Tito.
You the king.
Whe