house
Oh, and Mark
Were sorry to hear that Maureen dumped you
I say cest la vie
So let her be a lesbian...
There are other fishies in the sea
... Love Mom!
(Lights fade on MOM and answering machine.)
"TUNE UP #2"
MARK
Tell the folks at home what youre doing Roger
ROGER
Im writing one great song
MARK
The phone rings
ROGER
Yesss!
MARK
We screen
ROGER & MARKS ANSWERING MACHINE
"Speak" ... ("Beeeep!"
Thank you for coming.
Captain, make sure
the inspector is settled comfortably.
- Yes.
- Good day.
- The men and women work separately?
- Yes.
Monsieur le maire redesigned the factory
in order to keep the sexes apart.
- I told you hes eccentric.
- Not eccentric, Captain. No.
He cares about honest working women
and wants to protect their virtue.
Very proper. Very wise.
- Sorry.
- Excuse me.
Youve
In Her Shoes Script
Your 10-year high school reunion.
Oh, everybody wants to make a good impression,
and I was making mine on...
Ted? Tad? Whatever.
I know, not exactly
Most Likely to Succeed...
but its not like I had
a law degree to brag about...
or a Rittenhouse Square apartment,
or a fancyjob.
- Oh.
- Or a job, period.
- Man.
- Is that it?
Yes, baby, thats-thats it.
There are women... thinner
wharves and boats shrouded in snow.
EXT. AMITY HARBOR - DAY
The SAN PIEDRO ISLAND ferry approaches the docks, blanketed
as if by volcanic ash. Behind HOOKS late model Chevy, the
deck is crowded with people, a number of other cars, and even
a bus.
CUT TO:
EXT. NELS HOUSE - DAY
A door opens to reveal a pair of dress shoes. Old-style
galoshes are pulled over them.
An OLD CAT curls around the feet
apartment. Bells rang and children shouted in the bitter dusk of the evening, and windows were lighted and everyone was running and laughing. But there should be no Christmas for me, I knew, no gifts, no remembrance whatsoever.
모모As l struggled through the snowdrifts, l had just about reached the lowest Point in my life. Unless a miracle happened, I would be homeless in January, foodless, job
apartment. Soon we will be ready for company, and we will giving you a call. After all the times you have had us over for dinner, we will get to play host for a change. Thanks again for the lovely gift. Fondly, Minnie
3 Dear Mrs. Gorden, Id like you to know how much the week at your lovely house meant to me. I not only enjoyed myself immensely, but also I felt relaxed and refreshed as I havent fe
house.
It was my parents place.
- Do you have a family?
- You just met em.
Enough whinin and carryin on
goes on there...
to give me all I ever want
of a family.
Heres an advance
to get you to payday.
Im gonna take the rent
out of your salary.
Well both make out
better that way.
We should go
and have a drink together.
Ill have to take a rain check.
I gotta get back. Come on.
Bring your suitcase.
Y
apart since we were married.
I dont want you to go.
But it was your idea.
I changed my mind.
This is our time, George.
Theres no phones,
no faxes, no television.
Just us.
Ahoy, mates!
Hey, George. You ready?
Oh, yes. I just have to get my things.
For me?
Oh, well...
actually, I guess its... its... its for the both of you,
For the newlyweds...
to brighten your day.
Thats so sweet.
You havent broug
house
rep of style and hygiene...
l think l should be allotted at least five
extra minutes in front of the mirror.
- Three.
- Done.
Now help your sister
butter the toast.
Sarah, your suspension from lacrosse
for excessive force has been lifted.
So youre going today. Henry,
you have band practice, all right?
l cleaned your clarinet. Please dont
play with food in your mouth again.
Kim and Jessica,
apartment.
- Hi.
- Hi, Mrs. Connelly.
Im Nancy Kendricks.
This is my husband, Alex Rose.
Hello.
We were wondering
if we could look around.
[Coughs]
I dont feel up to it.
Im sorry, dear.
Nice seeing you again, Kenneth.
[Coughing and hacking]
You have a Mommy-and-Me
park over here.
You got shopping that way.
No traffic.
It is ideal.
Heres my card
if you want to make an offer.
Theres a lot of heat
o