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hwp Your 10-year high school reunion.
Oh, everybody wants to make a good impression,
and I was making mine on...
Ted? Tad? Whatever.
I know, not exactly
Most Likely to Succeed...
but its not like I had
a law degree to brag about...
or a Rittenhouse Square apartment,
or a fancyjob.
- Oh.
- Or a job, period.
- Man.
- Is that it?
Yes, baby, thats-thats it.
There are women... thinner women...
who have lace bras, silk thongs...
things designed to excite a man.
A thong would look ridiculous on me.
I wear cotton briefs.
My life is about working long hours...
planning trips I never take...
and settling for love found
on the pages of romance novels.
And because things like this
never happen to me...
the lawyer in me wants proof.
Hold on.
Is this Rose Feller?
Who is this?
My names Todd.
Im here with your sister.
Things like this,
on the other hand, happen all the time.
Those are my shoes.
You know, it is actually possible
to attend a reunion...
and not wind up passed out
on the bathroom floor.
called.
It wants its hair scrunchie back.
How are the fashionable girls
wearing their hair these days...
when they pick up their drunk sisters
in the middle of the night?
Is that even a dress?
Just drive.
- Shit.
Youre drunk!
Shh. Dont let Sydelle know.
Oops.
I was very clear.
You can only stay here
if there was none of your nonsense.
- Excuse me. Im gonna go to bed.
- And throw up all over my white carpets?
Absolutely not.
Take your things and go.
Where is she supposed to go?
- I dont care. Take her home with you.
- No way.
- I dont care. Take her home with you.
- No way.
Gee, you two really know
how to make a girl feel special.
- I want to talk to Dad about this.
- Your fathers asleep.
My Marcia and her husband are coming
for brunch tomorrow. He needs his rest.
Im sure if he were given the choice of resting
up for your child or talking to his own...
hed choose me.
Did you just raise your eyebrow?
I cant tell. It doesnt...
It doesnt move anymore.
"My Marcias coming for brunch."
To stuff her anorexic face.
What... is... this?
Rose Feller!
- Is there a man in this house?
- Shh!
- A human man?
- Shh, Maggie!
- No, give me that!
- No! Ooh!
- Maggie! Maggie!
Hes cute. Who is he?
- None of your business.
Well, I, for one...
Am shocked...
and appalled.
Shh! Dont, Maggie. Shut up.
Life doesnt have
to be this hard, Mag.
If you just prepared a little, you know,
maybe went back to school?
Oh, right.
Cause that worked so well the first time.
I mean the literacy place.
Retard "U."
- If you just went back, finished up there...
- Right.
Maybe itll help you
figure out what youre good at.
I know what Im good at.
- Besides that.
- Oh.
You have so much potential.
You do realize Im drunk, dont you?
Remember Honey Bun?
How long did we have him for?
A day.
That was a good day.
- Good morning...
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Is that English?
- Jim.
This is my sister, Maggie.
Shejust dropped by last night to visit.
Right.
- Good morning.
- Good morning!
- Im sorry about that.
- Its not a problem.
I couldve sworn I had some s here.
Sherbet.
Where does she get the time
to do this?
Okay.
I love you.
All right, Rose. What do you got?
Oh, shit!
Theres a man in this picture?
Oh, shut up!
I had technical difficulties.
- Whos next?
- Trust me. Look, hes gorgeous.
- Thank you.
- And smart and totally... smoldering.
- Can you make that a full pound
of the hot sopresata?
- You got it.
Office romances can go very bad.
Well, they can also go very good.
You know, % of married women
met their husbands at work.
- Where did you get that statistic?
- Made it up.
All extracurricular activity happens
off-campus... his place or yours.
No, his. Mines a little crowded
these days. Maggie.
- No!
- Just till she finds a job.
You say that like thats something
shes remotely capable of.
Why do you let her do this to you?
Because... shes my sister.
All right. Whats your name?
Maggie May Feller. Whats yours?
Some of you who had plans for the weekend
are, unfortunately, going to have to cancel.
The settlement discussions for the Donaldson
case have broken down completely...
so well need to start
gearing up for trial.
Simon, you should put together
a deposition schedule today.
And, Ellen, you should start drafting
a summary judgment motion.
Ill need to see that before we file it,
so youll need to get it to me by Thursday, okay?
Lets get to it.
Listen, uh,
Im supposed to go to Chicago...
to do some recruiting interviews
next weekend, but its my kids birthday.
- Can you go for me?
- Chicago?
- Yeah.
- Its cold there.
- Aw, come on. I promised Id be the clown.
- I dont know.
If I could drag an associate along to help
with interviews so I dont fall behind.
Uh, Feller?
- Any interest? Chicago?
- Oh, gee, I dont know.
I mean, like you said,
its... pretty cold there.
- Buy some mittens.
Rose. Your sister.
Guess whos in New York waiting for
her callback to be the next MTVveejay?
Well, uh...
Out of curiosity, um, how much
did it cost you to get up there?
Who cares? Ill make it back.
Oh, righ
