pig!
They see you as targets for seduction.
Prostitutes will try to tempt you
with their unhealthy immorality.
And stay away from places
like the subway.
Times Square.
Greenwich Village.
Rockefeller Center.
Im an artist, and an artist without freedom
is a bird without wings.
Watch where you drive, artist.
I know the same nausea is grabbing at you.
I am content.
Bullshit! You are a gear in a bad m
Last Action Hero Script
This is one hell of a way to spend Christmas.
- Mulcahey! - Sir.
Secure the sidewalk. No one gets in or out.
{y:i}I have a present for you! {y:i}Pigs!
Let the children go! Damn you, Ripper!
Slater!!
Do no even think it, Slater. Wait for the hostage negotiator.
Goddamn it, Jack, I am talking to you!
The last time you pulled this jive, jitterbug, tough gonad shit -
- people
dance of
energy and confidence for a girl her age.
"THE RULARS OF RUSSIA" (OPENING NUMBER)
The elegant guests sing their admiration as the
beautiful and happy Romanov family makes its entrance
into the ball, theyre "the pride of all Russia".
Vladimir invites Sophie to dance and the entire
glittering assembly assembly swings into a GLORIOUS SWEEPING
WALTZ. Singing their certainty that the Rom
but...
...sometimes your cold cheating eyes
ar e those of a sad child.
Y ou do it well.
Who have you fallen for?
- A girl.
- Gr eat.
Y ou falling in love...
One day you may just learn
how to walk, not just dance.
Love the girl, Heinz, and dont
tell me anything about her.
- Do we keep in touch?
- Y es.
Y ou know what? lm coming with you.
l have nothing to lose, Heinz.
Ar e you crazy?
See a ps
Pig:
Piss off, Lou.
- So what about that history test?
- Dont ask.
- Did you have fun in school?
- I painted a picture of a rainbow.
- Dad?
- Daddy!
Daddy!
- I thoughtyou couldnt pick us up.
- Well, I got off early.
- You mean you got fired?
- No, I quit. For reasons of conscience.
Actors.
Dude, congratulations
on your th birthday. Got a surprise for ya.
- A stripper?
- Ooh, please!
- Two strippe
dance.
They fell in love
and been together since.
Youre always listening.
Take care of this fucking...
Come on. Knock him out!
The Chez Bippy.
This is where all the guys hung out.
Get the fuck out of here!
Take a walk!
Tony Toupee was owner of the bar
in name only.
It was really Sonnys place.
Tony was a frustrated singer.
Everybody hated his voice.
So just for spite, he would
never utter a spoken
DANCE - in and out of darkness. A hooded light-bulb
swings IN SLOW MOTION from the ceiling, its dim light REVEALS:
A GLASS SYRINGE - broken on the floor.
Clothes on a chair...
Puddles of water on the floor...
ANGLE ON SLEEPING EYES - Between waves of light they snap open and
dart about in confusion.
ON JONATHAN WALKER as he sits up. Water splashes. Hes in a tub
of long-cold water. His neck aches
dancing out on the porch earlier.
Good evening, kiddos.
That is no way to behave at a concert,
Georgia Miles.
Swear to God, Mr. Lucas, when I hear music
something happens to me...
and I either have to move,
or scream my head off or something.
Somethings in my blood, sir...
and I dont know what it is.
But I do know if I cant dance, Id die.
Maybe you should see a doctor.
A doctor! These middle-clas
dance around me while
my friends yell out,
Go for it, Ben.
Last night of freedom, Ben. "
Last night of freedom
for what ?
Which is what I told
my best friend Alan.
I didnt want any strippers.
I didnt wanna get lucky.
l was lucky enough
just getting married.
- All right. Quiet !
- [ Shouting ]
Guys !
All right. lm not payin tor that.
lt already was chipped.
Were here to, uh, wish Ben
good luck and
pig and a chicken in one,
the same Daniel Christie.
Here, now.
Give him a proper taste of death.
Yeah. Landlords.
Captain Moonlight.
Dont pretend you know what Captain
Moonlight means, cause you dont.
lts the code, the rebel code.
Now that youve heard it,
keep it to yourself.
Dont breathe it to a living soul.
Do you understand?
Captain Moonlight, Joseph.
Off to kill your landlord, eh?
Blow the ba