분야
hwp[ Woman Echoing ]
Its a great pleasure--
[ Echoing ]
Its a great pleasure--
Its a great pleasure
to have all of you here today.
l thought you all
might begin your tour here.
[ Shouting ]
[ Man ] I really didnt want
a bachelor party in the first place.
Ill tell you why. lts not
that lm against tradition.
Theres just something bizarre about
having a strange, naked woman...
dance around me while
my friends yell out,
Go for it, Ben.
Last night of freedom, Ben. "
Last night of freedom
for what ?
Which is what I told
my best friend Alan.
I didnt want any strippers.
I didnt wanna get lucky.
l was lucky enough
just getting married.
- All right. Quiet !
- [ Shouting ]
Guys !
All right. lm not payin tor that.
lt already was chipped.
Were here to, uh, wish Ben
good luck and good riddance...
as he heads down
that rocky path to matrimony.
And, uh, hey, you know what.
Bens dad Richard and his grandpa Max
are here. Where are you guys ?
Those guys-- Watch out.
You guys gotta pace yourselves.
Knowing Ben, ld have
to say that hes probably,
- uh, one of the most loyal guys
that lve ever met,
- [ Man ] Like a dog !
- [ Man Barks ]
- and, uh, monogamous.
And so this is probably
gonna be the last time...
that youre gonna spend
in a room with your friends...
and a n-n-naked woman...
other than your wife, man !
So you can close your eyes
if you want to. Close em !
But then youre gonna be missin
Juanita, the bull tamer !
[ Shouting ]
You dont have to do this.
You really dont
have to do this.
[ Man Shouts ]
Very nice.
[ Crowd ]
Ole !
Pop ?
Pop ?
Pop ? Max ?
Call .
[ Sighs ]
How did this happen ? Hmm ?
Whats the ditterence
how it happened ?
- I wanna know how it happened.
- lt happened.
lt makes a difterence
to me.
All ot a sudden he has
a heart attack out of no place ?
Mom, can we please
not talk about this now ?
What is it you dont
want to talk about ?
Mrs. Holmes, it its any consolation, l
think he was having a really good time.
- Alan, shut up.
- Okay.
- Come into the hall.
- What is in the hall ?
A vending machine.
Come on, butchki.
- Whos hungry ? lm buying.
- All hours ot the night--
This is insane.
[ Richard ]
He probably just ate some spicy food.
lt was spicy, all right,
but it wasnt tood.
- Butchki !
- What ?
Richard, you are
the silliest old tart.
[ Sighs ]
Grandpa, what came over you ?
[ Breathing Heavily ]
Hmm ?
- Hey.
- Ben.
- You all right ?
- [ Chuckles ] Ben.
She was the most
beautitul woman l ever saw.
What about Nana ?
Did you ever take a good look
at your grandmother ?
Woman looked like Tolstoy.
l was never
attracted to her.
Oh, maybe in the beginning,
because she was the only woman
Id ever been with.
Well, you know, thats great.
Thats, uh-- Thats loyalty.
Loyalty ? lts fear.
Did you ever teel her arms, her--
[ Groans ]
Oh, Ben, I used to
dream about other women.
What it would be like
to hold them and to--
- Okay.
- Touch them and to--
- Thats--
- Smell them.
Grandma smelled. She had
a very distinct smell. lt was a--
Ben. Ben.
Listen to me.
Dont tie yourselt down.
Even if you love
a woman, it tades.
Marriage is a prison.
- [ Siren Wails ]
- Ben !
Could l help you out ?
Here we go.
- You just passed my room.
- Sorry.
Feel better.
- [ Sighs ]
- Hi.
- Hi, sweetie.
- Honey.
Oh, why does everything feel
so much better now that youre here ?
- Hows he doing ?
- Hes stable.
- You know, physically, at least.
- Great.
What happened ?
What do you expect ? Hes an -year-old
man with high blood pressure...
and a naked balloon-popping toreador
is a rough combination.
- lt didnt pan out. lts not funny.
- lts not funny.
- Be serious.
- Theres something l want to do.
- Okay. Why ?
- l wanna be able to remember
this moment in or years.
Think my next husband
will get a kick out of it.
Oh, thats nice.
Okay.
lts the night before I am flying down
to Savannah tor our wedding alone,
because Bens grandtather, who we
will now reter to as Larry Flynt,
has partied himselt
into intensive care.
- What do you have to say ?
- Put the video camera away.
No, no, no, honey,
youre not going to get off that easy.
No, lm saving it
for my vows.
l have already
finished my vows.
- Whats in em ?
- [ Laughs ]
You know why ? Because
its easy tor you. lm a writer.
- Oh, really ?
- l cant just slap something
down on paper like you do.
Ben, listen.
You dont have
to be brilliant...
or witty or clever
or polite even.
Just have
to be honest.
Come on. Say something.
What are you feeling ?
Are you nervous ?
Are you happy ? Are you scared ?
Am l scared ?
What would I be scared ot ?
- lm scared.
- You are ? Why ?
Now youre making me scared.
Because its a big thing. lts our
marriage. lts the rest of our lives.
lts-- lts scary.
l know. lm not scared.
- The only thing we have to tear--
- Yeah ?
- ls this video camera.
- Hey ! Come on ! Just say
a few words tor posterity.
[ Man ]
What, what, what
[ Man ]
What, what, what
What
- [ Horn Honking ]
- What, what
Follow me to the scene
What
Really ? You think
l can rent shoes down there ?
l cant bel
