peace with myself.
I dont know this woman.
Would you know me if I shoved
my foot up your ass?
Qh, yes, there she goes.
Lets go.
Lookin good, Mr. Stewart.
Now you can get your swerve on.
Calvin, when you get my age,
you dont swerve.
You just be happy gettin
that bad boy out of park.
You tell him.
You got something smaller?
I dont got change.
- Just keep it.
- You aint got to tell me twice.
Whatd y
peace and
justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict....."
PAN DOWN to reveal a small space cruiser heading TOWARD CAMERA
at great speed. PAN with the cruiser as it heads towardthe
beautiful green planet of Naboo, which is surrounded by
hundreds of Trade Federation battleships.
INT. REPUBLIC CRUISER - COCKPIT
In the cockpit of the cruise, the CAPTAIN and PILOT maneuver
closer to one of th
position
to pass up friends.
I guess Ill never know what I missed
on that first day of health class.
Dont have sex. Because you
will get pregnant and die.
Dont have sex
in the missionary position,
dont have sex standing up.
Just dont do it, promise?
OK, everybody take some rubbers.
Why didnt they just keep
home-schooling you?
They wanted me to get socialized.
Oh, youll get socialized, all right.
the one with the longest dreads.
MICHAEL
(continuing)
Derek - save some for after lunch, bub?
DEREK
(very stoned)
Michael, my brother, peace
Cameron turns to follow Michael as they walk into the
cafeteria.
CAMERON
So where do you fit in all this?
INT. CAFETERIA - DAY - CONTINUOUS
Loud music and loud students. Michael sits with a group of
studious-looking teens.
MICHAEL
Future MBAs- Were all
peace negotiations?
How were you able to achieve this?
Common sense...
...patience, mutual respect
and an abiding understanding that...
...there are cultural differences.
And were all gonna live with them.
Secretary-General Douglas Thomas
leaves the UN after a successful return...
...to peace negotiations
for North and South Korea.
Great.
Im gonna become another one of those
famous Canadian peace
position to take stock...
make our judgments regarding
the staffing and expenditures...
and we will take a long, hard,
critical look at all...
Im just trying to figure out what kind of
idiot shows up his first day of work...
late and stinking of wine.
I guess now you know.
You wanna try to explain
your resume?
- What do you mean?
- Well, you went to law school.
Did pretty well.
Worked for Hayes D
peace of this East Side neighbourhood
on this traditional Jewish holiday of Yom Kippur.
Two men have been killed in this accident.
An explosion and fire, which you see behind me.
Im going to talk to some people to find out what happened.
- What were you doing here? - I was taking pictures.
- Can you tell me what happened? - "Boom", thats what.
One of the men killed here was Klaus Szell,
the broth
positioned.
Do you understand what that means--
on a very personaI IeveI here--
li
to know that the companies
that make these fine products...
li
want me to be their spokesperson,
their voice?
li
li
I think right now
we shouId focus on the positive.
li
- Tonight was good.
- Yeah? You think so?
li
Cause I was worried it was, um,
I dont know, pathetic!
li
Amazing triumphs at a nursing home!
Mothman Prophecies Script
Jesus!
Are you still there?
No, Im back.
Im not sure I got the spelling.
It is a "Y " Okay, great. Yes, thank you. Bye.
Honey,you there? Pick up, pick up.
Youre not there. Okay. Look, its a little after : .
Ill catch a ride and see you out there. Bye.
-Jack. - Yeah?
The Balkans peace council is "comprised" or "composed" of ten members?
Twelve members.
Oh, righ
Slow motion. Armed troops in black uniforms pour out of unmarked vans and swarm across a lawn in a middle class residential neighborhood. Yuppie neighbours look on in shock, confused. Two of the troops carry a battering ram to the front door of a white two-storey house. A leashed Rottweiler snarls and barks. In position, their comrades point M-16s into first-floor windows, ready to be ambushed. P