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Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome the man
who knows
what youre going to do before you do it.
The amazing Frank Cadillac!
Heres to world peace.
Good evening. Welcome to beautiful
downtown Las Vegas.
How many people are here
from the Orient? Raise your hands.
You, sir. Where are you from?
No, wait! Wait. Dont tell me.
Im sensing you must have soul.
Youre a Seoul man.
Why dont you
sha
peace.
Above all, peace.
And l dont care who l have to kill to get it.
Go on. You tell them that.
Tell them the horses
that belonged to them vermin are theirs.
Their guns.
The land.
Just that place....
That place there, thats mine.
They do not want the horses.
They will take the horses.
They do not want the land.
They are grateful.
They do not need the guns.
You are their patr.
You mean l own eve
position was
fixed by the transponder
beacon onboard the chopper.
(points)
Here.
Schaefer studies the map. He looks up at Philips.
SCHAEFER
Thats over the border,
General.
PHILIPS
(dead serious)
Thats the problem. Apparently
they strayed off course.
(pause)
Were certain theyve been
captured by the guerrillas.
Schaefer looks up, puffing lightly on the cigar.
SCHAEFER
(quietly)
What have you got in
In a galaxy very, very, very, very, far away, there lived a ruthless race of beings known as . . . Spaceballs.
Chapter Eleven
The evil leaders of Planet Spaceball, having foolishly spuandered their precious atmosphere, have devised a secret plan to take every breath of air away from their peace-loving neighbor, Planet Druidia.
Today is Princess Vespas wedding day. Unbeknownest to the princess, bu
Positive
Hand me that bag
Mary
I thought youd been dreading it
Hide in Tuen Mun till things quiet down
Stay fit for the Academys new term
The money I gave you, spend wisely
You like the song?
Yeah
Its yours
It wont sound as good on another player
Someday Ill pick out a good one for you
What? Dont like it?
Not at all
Sam gave you this watch, didnt he?
None of your business
Only you and I...
...kno
MY PURSE.
THANK YOU.
SO WHAT DO YOU
THINK OF KATHERINE ?
ANOTHER
JIMMY OLSEN.
SHE DOESNT HAVE
MUCH EXPERIENCE
BUT SHES SHARP,
GOOD INSTINCTS,
GREAT ASS.
DID YOU
MENTION TO HER
WHY THE POSITION
OPENED UP ?
OF COURSE I DIDNT,
I WANTED TOHIREHER,
NOT SCARE HER AWAY.
THERES NO REASON SHE NEEDS
TO KNOW ABOUT DOTTIE.
ANYWAY, LOOK,
HERES YOUR NEXT ASSIGNMENT.
I THOUGHT I WAS DOING
NINA BRIGGS.
peace.
He was put up there,
in a tiny staff room.
- May I?
- Please, go ahead.
It was completely different, then,
there was a long corridor...
...and here there were one,
two, three small rooms.
Yes.
And here must have been
a wall and an entrance.
The corridor went along here.
And this here was Kinskis room.
There was only room for
a bed and a small night table.
And that was his window
looking on
position.
I know it was President Kennedys.
He was such a great leader.
Of course, JFK used the old bad-back excuse,
but if you ask me, he knew it gave you maximum pleasure
with minimum exertion.
What is it about the back of a limo?
Obligatory cuddling.
Thousand one,
thousand two...
Cripes. Hey, Ive gotta get cracking. Ive got a : pickup.
You better hurry up. You dont want to keep her waiting.
Qu
The Naked Gun Script
Listen to me! Killing a few hostages
is not sufficient!
The Americans must be made to suffer.
We must humiliate them.
You do not go far enough,
General Amin.
We must strip their entrails out
and drag them to Damascus,
until they include us
in the peace process.
Nonsense! This solution
is not bold enough for Libya.
l say wipe out Washington
and New York.
What? And spoil
three
PEARL HARBOR
by
Randall Wallace
EARLY DRAFT
Out of BLACK we hear the sound of an airplane roaring by.
EXT. POV OF AN AIRPLANE
Flying over American heartland. We see the earth through the
pilots perspective as sky and ground swap positions, the
plane swooping down and storming over the ground.
THE PLANE
is a biplane, racing over a field lush with young plants. It
releases a trail of crop spray, an