Well...
- You smoke?
- Yes, maam.
- You smoke is all right.
- I think Id better be rolling.
- Do not make hurry.
We are from Germany,
from Austria and from Hungary.
We learn English.
Bitte senden Sie
den Diener auf mein Zimmer.
Please send the valet up to my room.
Please send the valet
up to my room.
Hier ist meine Wcheliste.
Here is my laundry list.
Here is my laundry list.
Ff Paar Socken.
Five
Well, she aint got
no money, but man
Shes really
got a lot
Well, I got a gal,
six feet four...
Ooh.
... My gal is red hot
Your gal
aint doodly squat
Yeah, my gal
is red hot
Your gal
aint doodly squat
Well, she aint got
no money, but, man...
Isnt it a little early
for that, Caprice?
Im developing
my act, Mother.
Mutilating your mammaries
and gyrating down at some biker bar
is an act, all r
Well make Christians of these people.
- Lf you have the time.
Its your brother.
- Alonzo, are they healthy?
- Excellent.
Good.
- Are there many above the falls?
- Yes.
- Dangerous?
- Yes.
- Not against powder and shot.
- No.
Ive seen Jesuits there.
- Above the falls?
- Yes.
Damn them.
The mission is
to be called San Carlos.
- Don Cabeza.
- Mendoza.
Take them away.
Quickly. Quickly now.
- You shou
well.
The texts a bit dated.
It needs to be modernized.
Fine.
First Station.
Jesus is sentenced to die.
This just man must die.
- Why?
- Because He is just and we are not.
- He will bear our murders.
- Our thefts.
Our adulteries!
He falters under
the weight of our sins.
- They chose the heaviest wood!
- The hardest wood!
Our sins make His cross heavy.
Our sins!
Innocent lamb!
See how my pride cru
well slip it into Martha
Dumptrucks lunch tray.
VERONICA
Shit, Heather. I dont have anything
against Martha Dunnstock.
HEATHER CHANDLER
You dont have anything for her
either. Come on, itll be Very. The
notell give her shower nozzle
masturbation material for weeks.
VERONICA
Ill think about it.
HEATHER CHANDLER
(looking off)
Dont think.
POV ON CAFETERIA LINE
Unattractive and quite overweight, MARTH
Well, what about him? - Youre married to him.
Im what?
Its me. Im appointed ambassador to Great Britain.
Ive already told them yes. I loved it the minute I saw it.
Well, its a bit much.
Well, nothings too much for the wife of the future president of the United States.
You know, youre pushy.
Come on. Wait till you see this.
Now this, they call his day room.
His day room.
So? How do you like it so
Well, its all the Cardinals business.
Thats very true. And when the Cardinal
calls, you all come running, day or night.
What is the man? A butchers son.
Chancellor of England, too.
No, thats his office. Whats the man?
Surely, Your Grace,
when a man rises so high and so swiftly...
...we must think he was misplaced
in his origins.
That, at least,
was the opinion of Aristotle and....
A butchers son
well,
fabulous -- but, you know,
million miles from the world I live
in. Which is here -- Notting Hill
-- not a bad place to be...
EXT. PORTOBELLO ROAD - DAY
Its a full fruit market day.
WILLIAM (V.O.)
Theres the market on weekdays,
selling every fruit and vegetable
known to man...
EXT. PORTOBELLO ROAD - DAY
A man in denims exits the tattoo studio.
WILLIAM (V.O.)
The tattoo parlour -- with a guy
Well, hes going.
As long as he doesnt come back.
Thats all I care.
They say
hes going to do a job in Italy.
I hope he likes spaghetti.
They serve it four times a day
in Italian prisons.
Charlie!
Well, youre the last person
I expected to see, Lorna.
(American) Oh, Charlie,
Ive been counting the days.
Yeah? Well, why didnt you come
and see me when I was inside?
Charlie, you know
thats not my scene.
well-built, sleeps soundly. In contrast, his bed-wall is a COLLAGE OF
PHOTOGRAPHS, twenty, maybe thirty of them. Almost a mural.
All of them photos of A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG GIRL, mid-twenties,
smiling out from beaches, parties and snowy scenes. Gorgeous brown
hair, heartbreaking smile. Effortlessly sexy.
RUDY
stares at the pictures for a moment, wistful. Nick snores, turns
over. Rudy climbs atop his