art history
your Derrida,
your la-dee-dah, your poetry
but in reality,
the moment you step outside
the magic circle drawn
around this institution
you are at the mercy
of market forces
and nowhere will prepare you
more thoroughly to harness
those forces
for your own benefit
than McKinsey
and Company Consulting.
Remember, follow the bouncing
ball to McKinsey.
You got to get
over to l-banking.
You w
visual confirmation.
No disc yet.
Suitcase is opening.
This womans ass is in the way.
Hart, we cant see a damn thing. We need to see the discs.
-This broads got two asses! -Do something!
Excuse me.
You wanting something else?
Yeah. You know what? I really love this borscht.
Or, as they say in Russian:
We got the discs.
Were moving in!
Get down!
Keep your hands where I can see them!
No English.
No
art.
Youre fired!
Get your paycheck and get out of here!
What do you think?
What do I think?
Im fired!
Pick up my paycheck and get out.
-Look. The road warrior.
-Hi, Roxie.
His Jags in the shop. Hi.
Itd be nice if youd pick me up
in something with doors.
-Come on.
-So where are we going to dinner?
Im not that hungry.
I thought maybe wed grab a hot dog,
go for a walk, look at the moon.
You lost yo
doing P.O.S. mini-lab work
for over years now.
I consider it an important job.
When peoples houses are on fire...
whats the first thing they save
after their pets and their loved ones are safe?
The family photos.
Some people think that this is a job for a clerk.
They actually believe that any idiot
that attends a -day seminar
can master the art of making beautiful prints
in less than an hour.
visuals. BRIGHTLY COLORED SHAPES spinning in. Equally
intricate, matching the music. They grow and flourish, like flowers
opening up in time lapse photography.
FRACTALS...
is what theyre called. The visual manifestation of geometric formulas.
The Mandelbrot Set. The Julia Set. Each mathematic form made up of
progressively smaller forms and on into infinity.
Glorious and beautiful. Forms folding i
Art Of War Script
Only minutes away from midnight,
here at the fabulous Jade Park Hotel in Hong Kong...
...its a star-studded event,
typical of the man they call...
...the Donald Trump of Asia, David Chan.
Sir, what are your last thoughts
as the th century fades?
Well, tonight, we join the rest of the world
in celebrating the new millennium.
But, next month,
we Chinese begin the year of the drago
art ...
while presenting the awards ...
as a model officer,
responsible for bringing one of
the citys
most disturbing case.
Come on.
Wait, wait, wait.
-- Wait, my hat.
-- Get up.
Hey, OK?
Dont be seduced.
Avoid psychological
speculation
related to the killers intent
We may never know
why he did what he did.
He may never know.
Treat the boundaries of the
crime scene like a frame,
and limit your an
Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius Script
You better have a look at this, sir.
- Commercial flight. - No. Too fast, sir.
- One of our own? - Air Force has nothing scheduled.
Weve got ourselves a bogey.
Orange Leader to Delta Group, anticipate visual contact...
now.
Holy cow pie!
Hi. Nice antiques.
Gotta blast.
Fusion mix, stable. Engines cycling at one million gigajoules.
Cool. We didnt blow up.
Great.
Ji
Fame Script
I always worry that maybe people arent
gonna like me when I go to a party.
Isnt that crazy?
Do you ever get kind of a sick feeling in
your stomach when you dread things?
I wouldnt wanna miss a party,
but every time I go to one
I keep feeling like
the whole worlds against me.
See, Ive spent my whole life
in military academies.
My mother doesnt have a place for me
where she lives
and
Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo Script
My husband.
Thank you for last night.
Thank you for last night.
Thank you for last night.
Hey, what do you think
youre doing?
Shit.
Today, these visually-impaired senior
citizens will fulfill a lifelong dream:
To swim with dolphins.
Hey, check this out.
-What is that?
-Careful.
That is four years of research.
A technological breakthrough
which might just save