nurse.
# Call for the lady
with the alligator purse.
# Mumps said the doctor.
Measles said the nurse.
# Nothing said the lady
with the alligator purse. #
Thank you.
(Girls) One, two, three,
four, five, six -
Oh, its you. Wheres my mother?
Shes makin a pecan pie... for me!
That figures.
(Woman) Who is it, Jessie?
- Hello, Mama.
- Well, I just swan. Marnie!
If youre not the very limit.
I cant take
nursing home for the aged.
So?
Well, at present, there are
very old people living there...
and we understand that
most of them are invalids...
who are bedridden and dying.
So?
lt wouldnt look good
in the papers.
Ah, l get your point.
do it late at night.
Excellent!
Gentlemen,
l have a little surprise.
Follow me.
-What is this?
-Looks like a slum area.
You are looking
at . square miles...
of the
NURSING HOME - MORNING(PRESENT DAY)
??
A CLOCK RADIO spews the morning weather report, abruptly
pulling us into the present with a prediction of rain. PAUL
EDGECOMB, late 70s/early 80s, wakes to another day...
??
INT. PAULS ROOM - MORNING
??
Paul stands at his bathroom mirror, meticulously buttoning
his shirt. He picks up a hairbrush, starts tidying his hair...
??
INT. CORRIDOR - MORNING
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THE O
One Missed Call Script
Get out of the way!
This way!
Saint Lukes hospital.
I repeat, Saint Lukes hospital.
Does anything hurt?
Sweetheart, is your mommy here?
Do you know where she is?
Really, Im just... No.
Dont come over.
No. No, I swear
I wasnt just seeing things.
I mean, it could have just been a prank.
I dont know who.
No, really, Im just gonna see you
at school tomorrow.
Thanks, Leann.
Bye.
nurses by himself...
and four of them couldnt report
to work the next morning.
You gonna be okay?
Hey, Ill see you
at the end of the summer, okay?
This bus does not have
a safety inspection sticker.
- Its a fine old bus.
- No, its not! It is a piece of junk.
Im gonna tell my father,
and hes gonna report you...
- to the Department of Motor Vehicles...
- Roxanne!
And youre going to jail,
behind bar
hospital will take care of it.
Oh, my God.
- This soldiers alive. This man just blinked.
- Been tagged already.
- Worry about the others.
- No, no, look at this.
Oh, shit. Code blue, code blue.
We need a doctor.
Get a doctor over here now.
Sergeant Starks was very lucky.
A little more to the right,
it wouldnt have come out.
He has retrograde amnesia,
acute psychological suppression.
We couldnt fi
hospital.
My voice still aint back yet.
Thank you, Harvey, dear.
Things seem like they cant get any worse.
"Plebeian"?
Where the hell did she get that shit, man?
"Avoid the reeking herd
"Shun the polluted flock
"Live like that stoic bird
"The eagle of the rock"
- Hey, Mr. Boats.
- You know what that means, son?
Yeah, its from an Elinor Hoyt Wylie poem.
It means... Excuse me.
It means stay away fr
hospital.
Thats room number .
Here you go.
Thanks.
Have you any luggage
l can help you with?
Its in the car ...
No problem.
Its a black Maserati.
Maserati ...
... is an Italian car.
My name is Jgen Mortensen.
Andreas.
Welcome to the hotel, Andreas.
Thank you.
Eight Roman loaves
for the stadium restaurant.
Rum truffles, you mean?
Eight rum truffles
for the stadium restaurant.
Weve got rum Danish?
hospital outside of London.
- You did?
- You know, Lizs familys back there.
I figured thatd be good for Danny.
- When do you leave?
- A couple weeks.
Well expect you next year.
Hold on. Lets put her on the couch over there.
- Okay.
- Dont push.
- You kids go outside and play!
- Its dark outside.
Take a flashlight!
- Can you hold on until the doctor gets here?
- Hanks a doctor.
- Id prefer a sober
nurse. Doctorll be right in.
[Chattering]
Good luck, Greg. Thanks, Kim. Good luck, buddy.
[School Bell Ringing]
Okay, its time for our problem of the week.
I want you to pick out your problem--
a problem thats been bothering you all week--
With your eyes still closed,
I want you to picture that problem in your mind.
Pretend that its right there in front of you.
Not only are you my best friend,
bu