comes home pushing a baby buggy, struggling with two full bags of groceries, and trying to dig her keys out of her purse. The building superintendent FRANK, sees her struggling but pretends not to notice.
DANA
(exasperated)
Frank, do you think you could give me a hand with these bags?
FRANK
Im not a doorman, Miss Barrett. Im a building superintendent.
DANA
Youre also a human being, Frank.
two
I backed over with my car.
Luckily, they turned out
to be drug dealers.
Er, thank you, Commissioner.
Now my Chief of Staff, John Sununu,
will introduce some special guests.
Thank you.
Im very proud to welcome our guests
from the nations energy suppliers.
First, head of the Society
of Petroleum lndustry Leaders -
better known as SPIL -
Mr Terence Baggett.
Now, chairman of the Society
for More
two meet me on the th.
Hey, you need to get some more ammo !
Be kind and peaceful to each other. Eat recycled food.
Hey, you guys with us ?
Yeah ! All right ! Lets rock n roll !
Dredd !
This room has been pacified.
- Next ones mine ! - No ! Rookie, hold on !
This room is under arrest !
No !
Die, Judges ! Die !
Youre under arrest. Throw down your weapons, and prepare to be judged !
Judge this, Law
Noises Off Script
Curtains going up!
Curtains going up!
A big Broadway opening.
Everybody whos anybody
in New York is here tonight.
Everybody but one man.
This man. Me.
Where are you going?
Didnt you direct this?
I just have to... One or two things.
Get out of this theatre!
- Is anything wrong with your seat?
- Its facing the stage!
Its going to be a disaster.
I cant just sit there and watch.
Fiv
Just Married Script
Your attention, please.
Flight 217 from Venice, Italy,, now arriving at Gate 34..
Please claim all baggage at carousel number two...
in baggage claim.
Your attention, please.
Flight 217 from Venice, Italy,, now arriving at Gate 34..
Please claim all baggage at carousel number two...
in baggage claim.
Aaah. Hot!
I l be by tomorrow for my stuff!.
Oh, uh, call first.
ause I might
the front seat and a bubble of blood forms out his nose.
The motorcycle continues on sliding and spinning with an ear-piercing howl for one entire city block.
CUT TO:
EXT. NEIGHBORHOOD STREETS - VACANT LOT - DAY
Two rabid dogs fight ferociously in a vacant lot - ripping each other몶s flesh. An OLD COUPLE, both with walkers, inch painfully along nearby.
OLD WOMAN
Oh my God! Why they doin that?
TWO CONSTABLES clamor round a corner, lanterns held high,
listening. They rush into an alleyway.
ELSEWHERE, piers border the Hudson River. The BELL is
LOUDER. The two constables arrive, searching. No one around.
Constable One hefts his pistol, scared.
CONSTABLE ONE
Where are you?!
MANS VOICE (o.s.)
Here! Over here!
They hurry to the rivers edge. Down a hill, the MAN,
another constable, stands wit
two
films. Its never sounded so evil. So sexy.
BEN
Well what number are you trying to reach?
VOICE
I dont know.
BEN
I think you got the wrong number, buddy.
VOICE
Do I?
BEN
(peeved)
Uh-huh. Look bro, my battery is running out.
Really wish I could chat, but I cant so, later.
VOICE
Wait, wait. Dont hang up.
BEN
(angrily)
Asshole, Cant talk.
VOICE
But your voice sounds so familiar.
Ben smiles.
BEN
We sweep slowly across an endless tapestry of stars. Finally she comes into view: The U.S.S. AURIGA. A massive research vessel that sits majestically just beyond Plutos orbit.
WE TRACK ALONG the side of the ship, and...
INT. AURIGA
... along the silent, empty corridors, coming at last to a door with two guards standing rigid in front of it. Full armour, powerful shockrifles, expressions empty and
Bamboozled
by
Spike Lee
BLACK SCREEN
We HEAR the voice of MALCOLM X.
MALCOLM X (V.O.)
Youve been hoodwinked. Youve
been had. Youve been took.
Youve been led astray, run amok.
Youve been bamboozled.
His followers ROAR.
CUT TO TITLE:
"BAMBOOZLED"
CUT TO CRAWL:
WHITE LETTERS ON BLACK
WE HEAR the VOICE of PIERRE DELACROIX.
DELACROIX (V.O.)
Satire. 1a. A literary work in
which human vice or folly is
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