Chris Rock Bigger And Blacker Script
Ladies and gentlemen...
live from the world-famous Apollo Theater...
in Harlem, New York.
Are you ready?
Please welcome Mr. Chris Rock!
Whats up...
New York?
Theres Brooklyn in the house.
Well, lm from Brooklyn.
Shit, look at this.
White people are up top tonight.
You know, l was just in my hotel,
a little while ago, on my way here...
and l got in the elevator
Fisher King Script
Hey, its Monday morning,
and Im Jack Lucas.
Hi. This is about my husband.
- Yes?
- Well, he drives me crazy.
Ill be talking and hell never
let me finish a sentence.
Hes always finishing...
Hes always finishing your thoughts.
Thats awful.
It absolutely drives...
It drives you crazy, doesnt it?
Hes a scoundrel!
Jack, youve hit the nail...
Hit the nail on the head. Yeah,
somebody
Gung Ho Script
- Morning.
- Hiya.
- You look great.
- Thanks.
- Are you ready?
- Hey, I was born ready.
- Who knows that better than you?
- I hope no one.
You know, the amazing thing is,
I m not even nervous.
You just put your garbage in my car.
Hey, hunt. Today is the big day.
Give em hell, boy.
- I ll give it to em.
- Were counting on you.
Mrs barnyak, this face is on the case.
- God bless.
- T
Female Trouble Script
I got lots
Of problems
Female trouble
Maybe Im twisted
Female trouble
They say Im a skank
But I dont care
Go ahead, put me
In your el-e-ectric chair
I got lots
Of problems
Female trouble
Maybe Im twisted
Female trouble
Hey, spare me your morals
Look, everyone does
What pleases me
Is paradise
I got lots
Of problems
Female trouble
Maybe Im twisted
Female trouble
Oink, oink
Oin
Gypsy Script
BETTE MIDLER GYPSY
[ORCHESTRA WARMING UP]
EVERYBODY, SHUT UP!
ALL MOTHERS, OUT!
GEORGIE, I DONT WANT THEM
IN THE THEATRE.
ITS A PLEASURE.
O.K., MOTHERS!
MOVE!
OUT!
AHA!
ALL RIGHT, KIDS!
LETS GET IN
A STRAIGHT LINE.
COME ON, HERE.
COME FORWARD
ONE AT A TIME.
THE DOORS OPEN AT 7:00,
AND UNCLE JOCKO
DOESNT HAVE TIME
TO REHEARSE
EACH OF YOUR DARLING ACTS.
YOU! WAIT RIGHT HERE,
GIRLY-GIRL
Cookout Script
Yo, Todd, where the floods at?
Yeah, Todd, is the flood coming this way?
Bling and Wheezer, quit horsing around.
Get to class.
Dont listen to them. Theyre stupid.
Yeah, l know.
Dont worry. lll always be there...
for you, Todd Andersen. Doo-doo head.
Thanks, Becky.
Todd, how does it feel to have...
all of the experts picking you...
to go first in the draft?
Broke, from bribing all t
Hustle And Flow Script
See...
...man aint like a dog.
And when I say "man,"
Im talking about man
as in mankind, not man as in men.
Because men,
well, we a lot like a dog.
You know, we like to piss on things.
Sniff a bitch when we can.
Even get a little pink hard-on
the way they do.
We territorial as shit, you know,
we gonna protect our own.
But man...
...he know about death.
Got him a sense of hi
Family Man Script
This will be the final
boarding call for flight 2...
to London, Heathrow.
Okay.
Im not even
gonna say it, Kate.
Then itll be
like I never left.
Okay?
Wait.
I have a really bad feeling
about this.
About the plane?
You think its gonna crash?
Dont say that.
No. Look, I know that weve
talked about this a thousand times,
and we agreed that going to
London was the right thing to do.
B
MONTY PYTHONS
THE MEANING OF LIFE
written by and starring
GRAHAM CHAPMAN * JOHN CLEESE
TERRY GILLIAM * TERRY JONES
ERIC IDLE * MICHAEL PALIN
directed by TERRY JONES
animation & special sequences by TERRY GILLIAM
produced by JOHN GOLDSTONE
First Fish: Morning.
Second Fish: Morning.
Third Fish: Morning.
Fourth Fish: Morning.
Third Fish: Morning.
First Fish: Morning.
Second Fish: Morning.
Fourth Fis
Garage Days Script
That was unreal.
Yeah, it was nice.
Nice? But you were calling out my name.
You were banging my head into
the headboard and singing. It hurt.
- Why didnt you say something?
- I just wanted you to finish.
Oh, this isnt right!
Well, did you at least... you know...?
No, Freddy, I didnt come.
Look, dont worry about it, OK?
- Oh, for Christs sake!
- Pay attention! You might learn so