flowers was in the slatwork.
She was cute as lace pants.
A redhead.
Eight years since I seen her.
Six she didnt write,
but shell have a reason.
- Whats she do, sing?
- Yeah.
Lets you and me go up
and nibble a couple.
Boss.
- Whiskey. Call yours.
- Whiskey.
You never heard of Velma?
Look, Joe, Im sorry about your girl.
And I know how you feel,
but she aint here.
No girls been here
since I owned th
in the masters bedroom
some considerable time.
What else did he say toyou?
We talked about doing something
with the garden.
The garden?
Its gloomy out there.
I thought we could plant a flower bed.
Whos going to do all this?
I would. I dont mind.
Arent we finding
enough work foryou?
I could do it
on my afternoons off.
My last place in the country--
Were familiarwith your
reminiscences, Mrs. Kent.
wild-eyed, like the bride, who turns
to look behind her in terror. The horses labored breathing
mingles with Maggies panicked gasps.
We see a WEDDING BOUQUET fly into a ditch as the horse thunders
on. Maggie clings to the reins. She looks as though she is
running from the devil himself.
FADE TO BLACK
EXT. IKES APARTMENT BUILDING - DAY
Establishing.
CUT TO:
EXT. IKES APARTMENT BUILDING - DAY -
than that.
They are Mormon missionaries, swear to God.
Oh. Although rodeo clowns
wouldve been kinda cool.
They mustve loved your aberrant
lifestyle. I dated a Mormon guy once.
His family put him through shock
therapy. We have sex, he was a wild man.
Then he wanna throw
himself out the window.
So, you live on the first floor.
Yes, but its hell on my azaleas
Now, wouldnt it be funny if you con
wild...
SHATTERS against a tree. The jammed-up pole SLAMS the ugly
man off his horse...
He hits the ground. He runs, trips, falls and scrambles up.
DEEP IN THE FOREST, we glimpse the source of the HOOFBEATS: a
HUGE FORM on a HUGE BLACK HORSE, already gone.
The ugly man pushes through thorny bushes. Jagged branches
slit his hands and cheeks.
He bursts from the briar patch and tumbles to a trail. H
flowers in his
hat. She jumps down excitedly.
DUGAL
(continuing;
to MacLeod)
A girl like that can wound a
soldier more than a Fraziers
sword, my friend.
KATE
Angus, you and Dugal bring him
back in one piece. Dyou hear?
DUGAL
We know which piece you want,
lassie.
Yell from Angus. DRUMS and BAGPIPES.
CUT TO:
??
THE KURGAN
standing on a hill, watching the Clan MacLeod advance
into the gathering moor
WILD THINGS
by Stephen Peters
rewrite by Kem Nunn
FADE IN:
MAIN TITLE SEQUENCE -- BLACK
INTERCUT -- QUICK FLASH-FORWARDS
INSIDE A STEAMY SHOWER -- A wet naked woman and man wrapped
around each other in ecstasy -- legs, arms, hair, mouths.
BLACK -- MORE TITLES -- then
Moonlight reflects on a vehicles shiny surface. FISTS THUD into
flesh. O.S. -- a man slams of the hood, rebounds away.
BLACK -- MOR
Wild Kingdom, if you know what I
mean.
Michael waves to DEREK, the one with the longest dreads.
MICHAEL
(continuing)
Derek - save some for after lunch, bub?
DEREK
(very stoned)
Michael, my brother, peace
Cameron turns to follow Michael as they walk into the
cafeteria.
CAMERON
So where do you fit in all this?
INT. CAFETERIA - DAY - CONTINUOUS
Loud music and loud students. Michael sits with a gro
flowers
opening up in time lapse photography.
FRACTALS...
is what theyre called. The visual manifestation of geometric formulas.
The Mandelbrot Set. The Julia Set. Each mathematic form made up of
progressively smaller forms and on into infinity.
Glorious and beautiful. Forms folding in upon themselves and
regenerating.
This is creation were witnessing.
This is life in the making.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT
Wild, weird, and wacky...
He insisted that he
come dressed in drag.
Why?
As a woman, I am fierce!
I dont believe this!
Were discussing the problem
of nudity on television.
They just got back from Las Vegas,
and they lost their shirt.
They lost their shirt.
Make them happy.
What is going on?
OK, ladies and gentlemen,
the talk show host you love to hate...
Wally Sparks!
Meet... Wally... Sparks!
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