Stars in the black of space. PAN DOWN to sapphire blue sky, the brighter stars still shining through. Its Arctic midnight, the weak sun tiny on the distant horizon. We skim along the water, in and around looming glacial cliffs-- The top of an iceberg pushes through the waters surface. Carved into the ice is a single mammoth word:
G o d z i l l a
We continue past, along the ocean, and discover:
The Karate Kid Script
Dont forget to tell Uncle Louie I left
the red wine and Parmesan in the fridge.
I love you. Bye-bye.
- Bye, Judy.
- Send me a picture.
Ill be back soon. Dont worry about it.
- Be careful, now.
- Bye.
- Take it easy, now.
- Bye.
"California, here we come"
Whats wrong? Dont you like my singing?
I dont like the song.
Youre going to love California.
You get up in the morning...
Kung Fu Hustle Script -
INSPECTOR CHAN
SUPER CRIME FIGHTERS
Anyone else?
Such a beautiful woman...
...and you arrest her...
...just for spitting?
Is there no justice?
Is there no law?
Commissioner is only your boss...
...because he paid his dues
to the Crocodile Gang.
And you dont fucking know me?
Sorry, I didnt know
she was your wife.
Ugly coward!
What are you looking at? Never seen
such a hand
Wes Cravens
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET
1A. INT. (MONTAGE). 1A.
NIGHTMARE MUSIC THEME begins as we FADE UP on a SERIES OF SHOTS,
all CLOSE and teasing.
-- A mans FEET, in shabby work shoes, stalking
through a junk bin in a dark, fire-lit, ash-
dusted place. A huge BOILER ROOM is what it
is, although we only glimpse it piecemeal.
Then we SEE a MANS HAND, dirty and nail-bitten,
reach INTO FRAME and p
RELIC
a screenplay by Amy Holden Jones
based on the book by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child
March 16, 1995
TITLE CARD... BELEM BRAZIL - JULY...
EXT. BELEM STREETS - NIGHT
A taxi careens down narrow roadways at breakneck speeds.
INT. TAXI - NIGHT
In the back seat is WHITTLESLEY. Early 40s, the wreck of a once
handsome man. Unshaven. Sweat stained. Rail thin. Scratches on his
arms, a fresh scar
You and a friend went to a fast food restaurant. Your friend said she would rather not have a cola because she "doesnt like the taste."
Two days later, you see her walking down the street, drinking a cola, and wearing a T-shirt with a picture of her favorite actor drinking a cola.
What do you think accounts for your friend changing her mind.
A. She is merely following the fad of the day.
B. She l
Fifty Dead Men Walking Script
His name is Martin McGartland...
and when I met him, he was an unemployed
Catholic hood selling stolen goods.
Now, these are a guarantee for action,
all for a couple of quid, like?
-T ake yourself off.
-well, would you have a dollar?
See, now, I had you down for
something a wee bit silky...
-Oh, not again.
-Oh, come on, its sexy...
Martin helped support his family.
I
A Texas Ranger patrol car pulls into the parking lot and a real live Texas Ranger, EARL MCGRAW, steps out. McGraw is in full ranger uniform - button shirt, cowboy hat, boots, mirrored shades, tin star and a colt revolver on his hip.
Its about an hour and a half before sundown and McGraw is off duty for the day.
The only other car in the parking lot is a 1975 Plymouth
(Charley Varricks car).
INT.
Ladykillers Script
The earth
Is in a blaze
The world
Is in a maze
The way
Of life today
Is strange and odd
What happened
Across the sea
May come
To you and me
Whoa. come
Let us go back
To God
Go back
- To God
- Oh. come on
Lets go back to God
- Let us go back
- Lets go back to God
- Come on
- Lets go back to God
- Let us go back
- Lets go back to God
- I know the way
- Lets go back to God
- Witho
- Funnier stuff happened after the audience "left." - Were "different." Were in "here." Theres no "rules."
Headmasters home, we had the dormitory to "ourselves." "Wait till you hear "this."
I have a recollection of the joke being told at about five oclock in the morning
for a bunch of "comedians."
You always saved it - like a "powerhouse."
It was one of those toppers you could pull "out."
There w