bones grew together...
...and it got all infused and entwined.
I dont mean to get all scientific
or whatever.
Why didnt your mom
change the wig later?
Actually, we got separated
when I was eight. I got lost.
You been on your own
since eight years old?
Pretty much.
Its a long story, actually.
Listen to you.
Whats the story here?
" Im a white-trash idiot." The end.
Is this where you want to be when
bone and flesh alike.
It will cause you great pain
and then kill you.
Is there no way
we can stop it?
The prince got that wound by defending
our village and saving our lives!
Do we just sit here
and watch him die?
You cannot alter
your fate, my prince.
However, you can rise
to meet it, if you choose.
Look at this.
This iron ball was found
in the boars body.
This is what hurt him so.
It shattered
bone.
And get your woof on
at Paws.
Get your Szechuan feast on
at Woks.
Bring the whole family down
to Mr. Shopping Center.
STAN: First year,
I was votes short.
Come here.
Second year,
I was less than and so on.
Last year,
I was just votes away.
Sportswriters hate me.
But my numbers dont lie.
I got up there,
one for each one of my hits.
They gotta let me in.
Its my year,
and everybody knows it.
W
Bad Santa Script
Hey, can I get another drink down here?
Ive been to prison once.
Ive been married twice.
I was once drafted by Lyndon Johnson and had to live
in shit-ass Mexico for two and a half years for no reason.
Ive had my eye socket punched in, a kidney taken out,
and I got a bone chip in my ankle thats never gonna heal.
Ive seen some pretty shitty situations in my life.
But nothing has ev
bone. I guess thats--
Jensen! Get out of there!
Jensen, look out!
Come on, Jensen.
Come on back.
What happened?
Whole damn mountain bout fell on your head.
And John here, he saved your life.
Thats my dad.
I want you out of this mine. Dont come back, you stupid son of a bitch.
Didnt I tell you to watch the roof?
Now we all couldve been killed cause you didnt have the sense to look up!
Thats my dad
bone
But theres nothing in nature that freezes
your heart like years of being alone
It paints you with indifference
Like a lady paints with rouge
- And the worst of the worst
- The most hated and cursed
Is the one that we call Scrooge
- Unkind as any
- And the wrath of many
This is Ebenezer Scrooge
Oh, there goes Mr Humbug
There goes Mr Grimm
If they gave a prize
for beinmean
The winner would be
bones,
arise!
"Now is the time!"
Speak the word of the Lord!
The word of the Lord
The word of the Lord of Zion
The word of the Lord
The word of the Lord of Zion
The word of the Lord,
the word of the Lord of Zion
Prophecy
[In the word of the Lord!]
the name, a generation
the name, a generation
the name, a generation
Prophecy
We
Prophecy
[He is coming!]
The Lord
Arise
[He will save th
bone.
Stealing aint worth it.
Going to church,
reading the Bible...
and believing in Jesus, brother,
thats your ticket.
[ Snickers ]
Yeah.
You think
its a fantasy, right?
Huh?
Come here, man.
Get up. Come here.
[ Traffic Noises ]
See that truck?
Beauty, isnt it?
[ Horn Honks ]
I won it
at a friends raffle.
No shit.
No shit.
You know what?
It wasnt luck.
It was Jesus who wanted me
to have that tru
bone that Ill bury for me own
In my bonny, bonny bank in the backyard
- Ah, thats a grand sight! -Jock!
Oh, Jock!
- Hello, Jock. - Oh, oh, Its you, lassie.
Notice anything different?
- Eh, uh, y-youve had a bath? - No, not that.
Youve had your nails clipped?
Uh-uh. Guess again.
Well, I wouldnt a-be a-knowin then.
Why, lassie, a bonny new collar.
- Do you like it? - Aye.
Mmm, it must be very expen
bones
and body weight...
...and eyebr ows and fingernails,
just like you.
l, too, feel the cold.
l can be hungry and thirsty.
l, too, think of my mother.
And l know ther e ar e
Philistines and Communists.
But my eyes ar e not my eyes.
My legs ar e not mine,
my face is not mine.
My name is not my name,
because l am an actor!
Do you know what it
means to be an actor?
An actor is a mask...
...among