"HUNTER"
Written by
Jim Thomas and John Thomas
"HUNTER"
FADE IN
1 EXT. OUTER SPACE 1
The infinite blackness punctuated by a billion stars.
As we slowly DESCEND through the varied shades of blue
of the Earths atmosphere, we HEAR the first strains of
a haunting, Central American FLUTE, joined by a swelling
background of JUNGLE SOUNDS. We descend further,
through a lush JUNGLE CANOPY, backlit by a s
Anything Else Script
Youd be
So easy to love
So easy to Idollze
All others above
So worth the yearnlng for
So swell to keep
Every home flre burnlng for
Wed be
So grand at the game
So carefree together
That It
Does seem a shame
That you cant see
Your future wlth me
Cause youd be
Oh-so-easy to love
Theres great wisdom in jokes, Falk, really.
Theres an old joke
about a prizefighter in the ring.
Hes
My Man Godfrey Script
Hello, Duke.
Hello, Mike.
Any luck today?
I figured out a swell racket,
and everything was going great
until the cops came along.
Too bad it didnt work.
If them cops would stick
to their own racket,
wed get somewhere
in this country...
without a lot of this
relief and all that stuff.
Mike, I wouldnt worry.
Prosperitys just around the corner.
Yeah. Its been there a long time.
Predator
Written by
Jim Thomas and John Thomas
FADE IN
1 EXT. OUTER SPACE 1
The infinite blackness punctuated by a billion stars.
As we slowly DESCEND through the varied shades of blue
of the Earths atmosphere, we HEAR the first strains of
a haunting, Central American FLUTE, joined by a swelling
background of JUNGLE SOUNDS. We descend further,
through a lush JUNGLE CANOPY, backlit by a setting su
it was here, you could have some.
George, I wouldnt eat no ketchup.
Id leave it all for you and you could cover your beans with it.
I wouldnt touch none of it.
When I think of the swell time I could have without you, phew, I go nuts.
I never get any peace.
If I was alone, I could live so easy.
I could get a job and work and no trouble.
And when the end of the month come, I could take my bucks,
swell with me, even though
it dont buy no limousines.
Gee, thanks, Mr. De Voss.
Youll never be sorry for this.
Come, Joey.
So its you and me from now on.
Well, Im glad.
And Im not ashamed to tell you.
I guess you know by this time
how I feel about you.
Thats all right with you, isnt it?
Or have you got another girl?
A steady, I mean.
Hundreds of them, sure. Only...
Only, whats the difference?
Thi
Man Bites Dog Script
MAN BITES DOG
(IT HAPPENED IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD)
Ive just finished
ballasting the corpse, see?
That means you fill it
with certain things because...
You may not be aware that
a corpse under water
swells up with air, see?
So it tends to float
to the surface.
You have to load it
with ballast so it sinks.
You weight it down with stones
and other heavy stuff.
Theres a ballast rat
amnesia chick.
Tell her we need more cash.
Oh, the weather outside
is frightful...
Hey, that was
a really swell party.
Thanks again for the ride.
You and Hal, youve been
together now, what?
A couple of years?
How often do you two, uh...
Stick our fingers inside our
hands and pull them out again?
Every chance we get.
Earl, do me a favour. Every few
words, have some bubbles
come out of your mouth
swell up like big balloons,
and ex plode one day
Ev eryone will be blown to bits and die
Hello
God, my chest hurts
Mustv e been last nights dinner...
This old man comes ev eryday
He comes to wash just one tank top
and a pair of underwear
He liv es with his son
and daughter-in-law
but she wont wash them for him
because theyre filthy
People like that...
deserv e to get sucked up
by a v acuum cleane
SWELL.
SOMETHING DROPS DOWN OUT OF THE NIGHT
A ROAR. Silver wings flash by, a cockpit, fiery jet exhausts. A forty ton monster drops at 120 knots into an area the size of a tennis court in a CONTROLLED CRASH.
A SHOWER OF SPARKS, A SCREECH OF RUBBER AND METAL
As the gear hits the deck. The hook catches the 3 wire and the F-14 TOMCAT is slammed to a halt. Its the scariest thing youve ever seen, t