He roughly picks the dog up by the scruff of the neck, but as he turns it around we see that it is a
stuffed dog. Around its neck is a business card that reads, "You have been had by Ace Ventura -
Pet Detective." He breathes fire.
GRUFF MAN
Son of a bitch!
He smashes the dog to the ground.
EXT. ALLEY - CONTD
As the UPS Man/Ace rounds the corner, his shirt opens up at his pot belly and the Shiatsu
Out Of The Past Script
Wheres Bailey?
Deaf and dumb, eh?
Can you read lips?
Where is Bailey?
Coming back today?
Come on.
- Hello, Marny.
- Well, look who is back.
- Did you dye your hair?
- Why?
I keep thinking of you as a blond.
For all the thinking you do about me,
I could be bald-headed.
Ham on rye. Did you miss me, honey?
If I didnt, I cant think
of anybody else who did.
One things sure, Bail
New Jack City Script
You are about to witness
the strength of street knowledge.
Yo, this is Queen Latifah
Bringing a song to you
About a place you might live
In case you dont understand
Its called New Jack City
In case you still dont understand
I brought along Levert and Troop
To kick the ballistics
Unemployment is up,
says the Department of Labor...
... with nearly more claims
for unemployment l
STAR WARS : EPISODE 1
THE PHANTOM MENACE
"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...."
A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the MAIN TITLE,
followed by a ROLL UP, which crawls up into infinity.
"EPISODE 1 THE PHANTOM MENACE"
"Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of
trade routes to outlaying star systems is in dispute. Hoping
to resolve the matter with a blockad
Inside Deep Throat Script
[Crime Of The Century
by Supertramp playing]
Now theyre planning
the crime of the century
Well what will it be?
Read all about their schemes
and adventuring
Its well worth a fee
We are living
in a glorious time,
a time of great conflict
to be sure.
(male newsreader # )
Today, a nationwide crackdown
was underway...
(male newsreader # )
...eight men were arrested
from...
(
Mindhunters Script
[Woman screaming]
[Indistinct voices]
[Woman shouting]
How about I drive, huh?
[Indistinct talking
on police radio]
Oh.
[Exhales deeply]
There we go.
[Exhales deeply]
About time you showed up.
Some couples like to talk.
Did they see anything?
They dont know the girls,
didnt see the car. Nothing.
How many more miles
do we have left to cover?
SARA: Were on Stone Hollow, and
we ne
JFK
FADE IN:
Credits run in counterpoint through a 7 to 10 minute sequence of
documentary images setting the tone of John F. Kennedys Presidency and
the atmosphere of those tense times, 1960 through 1963. An omniscient
narrators voice marches us through in old time Pathe newsreel fashion.
VOICE
January, 1961 - President Dwight D. Eisenhowers
Farewell Address to the Nation -
EISENHOWER ADDRES
Murder On The Orient Express Script
- Your ticket, please.
- Oh, yes.
- Welcome aboard, Miss Debenham.
- Thank you.
Bosporus Ferry will shortly depart
from Istanbul Sirkeci Station,
connecting with the Orient Express.
Heres your ticket,
Monsieur Poirot.
Im afraid youve still got another hour.
Well, then, please do not wait.
Not wait? After all youve
done for us, Monsieur Poirot?
My generals order
Life Less Ordinary Script
MAN: So, heres the deal.
We are in the garden, right?
And everything is great.
And theres this tree.
And the man says, "Ooh, see that tree?
"Dont eat the fruit of that tree.
"That apple you do not eat."
He goes inside, names some animals--
maybe takes a dump.
Anyway,what does she do?
She eats the apple!
I cant believe what Im seeing!
He says, "Dont eat it!" She eats it!