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hwp MAN: So, heres the deal.
We are in the garden, right?
And everything is great.
And theres this tree.
And the man says, "Ooh, see that tree?
"Dont eat the fruit of that tree.
"That apple you do not eat."
He goes inside, names some animals--
maybe takes a dump.
Anyway,what does she do?
She eats the apple!
I cant believe what Im seeing!
He says, "Dont eat it!" She eats it!
-Unbelievable! -[Siren]
Since then, men,women-- I dont know.
Its all going wrong!
DIANA ROSS SINGING: So inviting
So exciting
Whenever youre near
I hear a symphony
A tender melody
Pulling me closer
Closer to your arms
Then suddenly
Your lips are touching mine
Afeeling so divine
Till I leave the past behind
Im lost in a world
Of make-believe
Whenever youre near
I hear a symphony...
GABRIEL: Divorce.
Miserable marriage.
Wedding canceled.
Remarried.
Divorced again.
Ahh!
Irreconcilable sexual disharmony!
Dysfunctional marriage!
Divorce! Divorce!
Divorce! Divorce! Divorce! Divorce!
Well?
Talk to me.
We had a bad run.
OREILLY: Things have changed down there.
Men and women arent like they used to be.
GABRIEL: Well,things are changing up here as well.
Im getting pressure from above...
if you know what I mean, for results!
For men and women to be bonded in eternal bliss.
In the meantime, Ive been instructed to introduce...
new incentive schemes for our leading operatives.
Leading operatives, huh?
Thats you.
OREILLY: Skip the flattery, Gabriel. Wheres the beef?
Its a hard case to crack.
I have full confidence you can do it.
If you dont...
you dont come back.
What?
No way.
Thats the new incentive scheme.
Your mission is to unite man and woman...
blah, blah, blah, blah, OK?
When youre done...
you come back.
If youfail...
you stay down there forever.
You are not serious.
GABRIEL: Liberatum mani.
Its out of my hands.
[Distant siren]
SNEAKER PIMPS SINGING: No ordinary sin
This perfect working order
Id rather sink than swim
If I cant walk on water
Let the scandal in
This perfect world disorder
Id rather drown than swim
I cant walk on water
This taste of dilution
Velvet divorce
I get bored
Velvet divorce
I get bored
Velvet divorce
Velvet divorce
I get bored
ROBERT: Shes the secret daughter...
of Marilyn Monroe and John F. Kennedy, right?
I mean,thats why Marilyn was murdered.
So,the young girl grows up in an orphanage...
unaware of her incredible parentage.
Years go by.
Shes beautiful.
Shes smart.
Shes successful, OK?
MAN ON RIGHT: Then what?
ROBERT: Well,then...
Then she gets sent to London as U.S. ambassador.
MAN ON LEFT: Where she discovers who she is...
and also unravels the secret of the Nazi gold...
hidden underneath the embassy.
ROBERT: Uh,yeah.
MAN ON RIGHT: Its kind of obvious, Robert.
Of course its obvious, guys. Its a trash novel.
You buy it in the airport, you take it on holiday.
Oh, Ms. Gesteten.
Nice to see you down here.
Id love to stay and talk, but, um,you know how things--
ELLIOT: Nice trick, Celine.
-Want to try your luck? -With the gun?
CELINE: With the fruit.
ELLIOT: I dont have time for games.
CELINE: If youre afraid, why dont you just say so?
ELLIOT: Celine, last night, we discussed a certain proposal.
And I said no, because you cheat, Elliot.
ELLIOT: OK.
So Im flirtatious.
Its in my nature.
But I want you to think again.
Do you know how difficult it is for a woman to find...
a good husband in this town?
Let alone a good dentist.
Celine...
Im serious.
Robots?
Youre telling us were gonna be replaced by robots?
That robots will get down on their robot hands and knees...
and clean the dust out of every office in this building?
I think not, Ms. Gesteten.
At least the robot wont spend its time writing a trash novel.
Not even a very good trash novel, as I understand it.
[Man on right whistling]
Oh, I see. This is personal.
This has nothing to do with me, Robert.
This comes rightfrom the top-- from Mr. Naville himself.
Perhaps its time I spoke to this Mr. Naville guy.
GESTETEN: Its too late.
Youre fired.
CELINE: You ready?
ELLIOT: Mm-hmm.
CELINE: Now, if you move...
the offers canceled.
ELLIOT: OK.
Mm-hmm.
-Wait, Celine-- -Dont speak.
Do you think this is wise?
Puts me off.
ELLIOT: Ha.
Ha.
Stop!
[Body falls]
ELLIOT: Aah! Aah! Aah!
CELINE: Mayhew...
[Robert screaming]
Would you call a doctor?
It would be a pleasure, madam.
LILY: What are you doing here this time of day?
Hi, Lily.
Well? Answer me.
Lily, I--I gotfired.
They replaced me with a robot.
I know how they feel.
ROBERT: Hmm?
Look, Ive been meaning to tell you this...
for a while now, and...
seems like a good a time as any.
Robert...
Im leaving you.
Youre leaving? What are you talking about?
LILY: His name is Ryan. He teaches aerobics.
Were in love. Were moving to Miami.
ROBERT: How can you do this? At a time like this!
LILY: I want a man, not a dreamer.
I dont know what to say. We could talk about this.
Ill get another job. Well sort everything out.
LILY: Sorry...
but as of tonight...
youre going home alone.
Uh...
Lily!
LILY: Im leaving you.
GESTETEN: Youre fir
