Knocked Up Script
Light your nuts on fire.
Fuck! Fuck! My hands!
Too hot for Jonah!
I got fucking water in my mouth!
Oh, my God!
I got to get off! I got to get off!
Got to get off! Got to get off!
Sadie, wake up!
Oh, my gosh!
Daddy, wake up!
Okay, Im up.
Is that my genius over here?
Is that my genius?
I need you to take the kids
to school this morning.
- I would, but Im supposed to work out.
- Wh
South Park:
Bigger, Longer and Uncut
By
Trey Parker
Matt Stone
&
Pam Brady
FADE IN:
Very happy, Disneyesque MUSIC swirls in.
PAN DOWN from a pretty blue sky, to a small quaint town
nestled in the hills. A wooden sign tells us this is South
Park.
EXT. SOUTH PARK AVENUE - DAY
Birds fly into the air, TOWNSPEOPLE smile to each other as
they walk by.
It is a scene reminiscent of, if not directly rippe
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Ishtar Script
[MUSIC]
MAN SlNGS:
Telling the truth can be bad news
MAN SlNGS:
Telling the truth can be bad news
Telling the truth--
Telling the truth can be good news
MAN SlNGS:
Telling the truth is a bad idea
MAN SlNGS: Telling the truth
is a difficult problem
MAN SlNGS: Telling the truth--
Telling the truth is a scary...
Telling the truth
is a scary predicament
MAN SlNGS:
Telling the truth is
THREE KINGS
a screenplay by
David O. Russell
Story by
John Ridley and David O. Russell
Draft Date: 6/22/98
FADE IN:
EXT. IRAQI DESERT - DAY
WIDE ANGLE POV of wide open desert, flat grey sky.
THE CAMERA is running forward, toward a big sand berm in the
distance. There are O.S. sounds: SOLDIERS EQUIPMENT
CLANKING, BOOTS RUNNING ON SAND. Hear a MANs BREATHING.
The back of his helmeted head and his u
A Chinese GONG SOUNDS and the glittering doors of an art Deco pa-poda slide open to reveal a mammoth silver stairway down which rows of beautiful women start descending.
BEGIN MAIN TITLES
The lovely ladies are a mix of races and they sing a strange, haunting melody - one might think them a heavenly choir, if it werent for their sexy, clinging lame gowns.
INT. CLUB ENTRANCE
From the ethereal beau
The mule and the boy finally reach a camp. A few tents dwarfed by a huge temple door jutting out of the sand. The camp is deserted except for some kids by the temple entrance holding large mirrors, reflecting light into the temple.
Omar leaves his mule in the shade, seizes two goatskins and slips inside the temple.
3 INT. TEMPLE - DAY
Omar makes his way uneasily down a pillared corridor that open
Dogma
Screenplay by Kevin Smith
Produced by Scott Mosier
Directed by Kevin Smith
Cast List:
Linda Fiorentino Bethany
Jason Mewes Jay
Kevin Smith Silent Bob
Matt Damon Loki
Ben Afflek Bartleby
Chris Rock Rufus
Salma Hayek Serendipity
Alan Rickman Metatron
Emma Thompson God
Dwight Ewell Gang Leader
Ethan Suplee NoMan the Golgothan
EXT. ASBURY PARK BOARDWALK - DAY
Jersey spring day. Beyond the wood
Goodbye Mr. Chips Script
"To the honored memory of Jonathan Brookfield
who hath founded Brookfield School
to the glory of God and the promotion of piety and learning
in the year of our Lord 1492."
1492. The year Columbus discovered America.
Brookfield School. One can almost feel the centuries.
True. Gray, old aged
dreaming over a crowded past.
Were in the heart of England, Mr. Jackson.
Its a hear
M i M i C
a revision
by
Matt Greenberg
and
Guillermo del Toro
June 19th 1996
FADE IN:
THE SCREEN
Stygean darkness.
Wet CLICKING SOUNDS. A BEAM of purplish ULTRA-VIOLET LIGHT
reveals a mosaic of moving forms... COCKROACHES. They skitter
restlessly under the beams intensity. SERIES OF SHOTS -- the
UV Beam passing over various parts of the space. Pipe webs,
walls, girders -- all covered with the ins
RENAISSANCE PICTURES
presents
THE EVIL DEAD
[Daytime - Inside the Delta 88]
Scott:?Hey Ash, where are we?
Ash:?Well, we just crossed the Tennessee Border.
Ash:?Which would put us...
Scott:??Yeeeah?
Ash:?Which would put us...
Ash:?Right... Here.?
Ash:?What the hell was that??Are