DA-DA-DADA-DA-DA-DA-DA ""
THERE ARE SO MANY
TALENTED BAIRNS
HERE IN SEATTLE--
AND THAT CRAP.
[SNAPS FINGERS]
"CLARENCE AND
HIS CLASSIC CLARINET."
[PLAYING OFF-KEY]
GEORGIE,
THATS WHATS GOING
TO KILL VAUDEVILLE.
O.K., CLARENCE,
CUT TO THE END.
THE END, KIDDO.
THE END, PROFESSOR.
[ORCHESTRA PLAYS A FANFARE]
AND WHO DOES UNCLE JOCKO
HAVE HERE?
WHO THE HELL
DOES HE HAVE HERE?
BABY JUNE AND COMPANY?
DA VINCI laughs down at
him. Da Vinci wears a pair of very early, very cool sun-
glasses with his trademark beard.
He turns and loses his smile, something extraordinary
reflecting off his glasses. Removing his shades, Da
Vinci moves to the Something, a gloriously incredible
machine. The opening CREDITS REVEAL its dazzling idio-
syncrasies.
TWO COUGHING APPRENTICES haplessly try to disperse smoke
da, da-da, di-da-da
- La-da, da-da, di-da-da
- Ohh-oh
- La-da-di-daaah
- Yeah
- La, la-da, di-da-da
- La-la-la
- La-da, di-da-da
- La-la-la
- La-la, la-la-la
Up from the sea we rise
Up to the world of skies
Theres never been
not ever before
A child born
of sea and shore
Up from the sea we rise
Up to the world of skies
Forever to be
together as one
Under the sea
and under the sun
This is your worl
dada do wa oh
Ooh, I left this mark
on this worid
Ooh, yeah,
ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah
Scoo dada do wa oh
Yo, Toot.
Yo, G.
What you up to?
Oh, you know, a bit
of this and the other.
You never know when
the Queen might drop by.
Well, if she does,
heres something to feed her.
Bloody Santa Claus!
Do you think well ever
get out of here, Toot?
I dont know.
Maybe.
You know,
when Im old enough
to get the d
Da-dada-da-da #
# Yeah, were hap-happy #
# Dadada #
# Dee-da-doo
dee-da-doo da-doo da #
# Da-doo da-da-da #
# Da-da-dada-da #
# All right now... #
I
Cunt!
Goddamn cunt!
Cunt!
Goddamn cunt!
Fuck you and your
ultimate driving machine!
Perry.
Well, they are when they
drive like that.
Did you see the way
she just cut right in front of me?
Oh, are you talking to me?
Sorry, I was reading "The life
da?
Oh, can I finish that?
Yeah, waste not, want not. Thanks.
Oh, God, Michael, give it to me.
Give it to me.
You know the way
all that red meat makes him hyper.
Sorry, sorry wasnt thinking.
Your father first.
Who earns the money in this house?
Da does.
Theyre all grand.
Theres enough for everyone.
They have to learn.
you just better go to bed
when youre told tonight.
Okay, mum.
Have you got Lync
Da!
Yeah, and he took on the enemy
with his own bare hands-
fifty of them, armed,
and with hideous guns.
And your father-
he walloped them all...
one by one, the whole lot of them.
And l killed off a fair share myself,
to tell the Gods truth-
Quiet, Danty Duff, for once.
Yeah, well...
humble as l am, lll keep that part
of the story for another time.
How are you feeling now, Da?
My soul is departi
Da-dada-da-da de
Ah. That must be it.
Well, little fella, lets get goin.
Mrs.Jumbo. Oh, Mrs.Jumbo.
Calling Mrs.Jumbo.
Mrs.Jumbo?
Oh. My.
Mrs.Jumbo!
- Oh, wheres that Mrs.Jum-- - Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo!
- Over here. - This way, boy.
- In here! In here! - Yoo-hoo!
- This is the place. - Whew! At last.
Which one of you ladies is expecting?
- Hmph! Not me. - The very idea.
Certainly not. Over there, of co
Da-da-da-da-da-da! #
- Wallop!
- (Oheering and applause)
(Albert) Oh, God!
Richard.
- Its dark in the restaurant.
- Yes, Phillipe.
Thanks to Mr Spicas generosity,
it is dark everywhere.
No power, no light.
- Were you thinking of a cold buffet tonight?
- (Albert) But I dont want a cold buffet.
- Pat dalouettes with a chicory sauce.
- Pat dalouettes with a chicory sauce.
- Terrine de caneton.
- Ter