Modern Art,
Marion.
Deep, Marion. Profound, Marion.
You have come across this statue.
It says something to you
because you are intellectual,
always thinking.
What are you thinking?
Im thinking
this is taking a long time,
and Ill never be able to
pick up Harolds laundry.
When Harold doesnt get his laundry,
disaster!
If we dont get this fixed, you may
never see Harold again. Lets go.
The woman who
dancing till four in the morning!
- Good evening, Father.
- How do you stand London society?
A lot of damn nobodies
talking about nothing!
Nothing is the only thing
I know anything about.
Thats a paradox, sir. I hate paradoxes.
So do I. Everyone one meets
is a paradox nowadays.
It makes society so... obvious, hm?
Do you always understand
what you say, sir?
Yes,... if I listen attentively.
Brrrrr!
dance routine.
Yes, I did.
You Jews are so clever with money.
Fuck you! You stupid redneck hick.
Oh, my God. Look, the Satanists are leaving.
Hey, we should follow them.
Oh, we totally have to.
Oh, my God!
So, what do you do if youre a Satanist, anyway?
Sacrifice virgins and stuff.
Well, that lets us off the hook.
How the hell did we get so far behind them?
I dont know. Thats just great.
-Jesus!
DANCE MANY TIMES.
THANK YOU.
[ Fanfare ]
THE HONORABLE
PANDOOH OF MIFHTAN.
I MUST GREET
HIS HONOR.
WHAT HAVE YOU FOUND OUT ?
IVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
IVE GIVEN UP THE IDEA
OF A REVOLUTION. I HAVE A BETTER PLAN.
I CAN GAIN CONTROL
OF FREEDONIA EASIER BY MARRYING MRS. TEASDALE.
MAYBE THATS NOT GOING
TO BE SO EASY.
FROM WHAT I HEAR,
MRS. TEASDALE IS SWEET ON THIS RUFUS T. FIREFLY.
THATS WH
modern architectural firm in a Chicago high-
rise. Lake Michigan out the window. A large space with
several architects consulting, drafting, etc. Sam is at
his desk, working. An older colleague, ROB, comes over
to him. Rob has a mustache, smokes a pipe; hes kind
but a little stuffy.
ROB
Young man, its none of my
business, but maybe you should
talk to someone. I myself
have consulted a prof
dancing.
Im delighted to make your acquaintance.
And may I introduce Mr Darcy
of Pemberley in Derbyshire.
How do you like it
here in Hertfordshire?
Very much.
The library at Netherfield,
Ive heard, is one of the finest.
It fills me with guilt. Im not a good
reader. I prefer being out of doors.
Oh, I mean, I can read, of course.
And Im not suggesting
you cant read out of doors.
I wish I read more,
modern writer
not to owe a debt to Lawrence.
We should eat.
He makes too much out of sex.
He makes a damn gospel out of it.
To my way of thinking,
sex is natural...
like birth or death.
Im not interested in literature
or poetry as we know it.
What are you interested in?
- Henry writes about fucking.
- Fucking?
Im writing about self-liberation.
- Its definitely about fucking.
- We should eat somet
modern drains, private garden...
O.
O deposit.
Im afraid thats
a little too expensive.
Right.
Labernum Mount.
First-class residential street...
four bed, one recept,
sun parlor, offices...
companys gas and water,
beautifully planted, short walk--
This one.
Uh, Gull Cottage.
What was that, madam?
This house.
Gull Cottage.
Its exactly the sort of
place Im looking for.
Gull Cottage. Oh, no, no.
That
Eddie Izzard: Dress To Kill Script
San Francisco.
Town city of gleaming spires.
People live here.
Golden Gate Bridge.
The Romans came here.
They built buildings with things.
Ducks. Cows. Cows who look weird.
And convicts.
(# Spooky modern jazz)
Criminal element.
San Francisco is no exception.
Criminals who look quite ordinary
but are more criminal
than you could ever guess.
lm taken in their
pris
modern cinema was born.
[Man # ]
What lies behind it?
The police!
[Young Man]
Langlois had been sacked
by the government...
and it seemed like every film buff
in Paris had turned out in protest.
It was our very own
cultural revolution.
It was our very own
cultural revolution.
[Speaking French]
Excuse me.
[Speaking French]
Can you remove this?
Its stuck to my lips.
Can you remove my cigarette?
Its