pig.
- I say we smoke that ham.
Yeah? Make some
ham sandwiches?
Pork chop-ify him.
Spam-icize him.
- Link sausage-ize him!
- Squeal, piggy! Squeal!
No, screw that guy.
Youd really like to do that,
wouldnt you, Clyde?
- Youre projecting, Marty.
- Projecting?
Thats when you say something
that someone else...
You say that they want to do, when
youre the one who wants to do it.
No, no, no. Thats good
PIG STY ALLE Y
One, two, three!
- That okay, Coolie?
- No problem!
TAILOR
NOODLES AND CONGEE
My check, please, Donut.
- How much?
- Its on the house!
Donut.
- Its nothing.
- I like you.
Ill ask the wife about
lowering your rent.
Morning, Landlord!
Landlord!
Jill! How youve grown!
Come let me examine you!
Good to see you, Landlord!
Whats so good about it?
Dont...!
Can you make the skirt slit highe
about proposals. Forget about marriage.
All right?
Bags.
Do you have to grunt all the time?
Youe just like... a little pig with hair.
Would you-- Oh, look at me.
I磎 just the cutest doggy in the wo-world.
I磎 the cutest doggy in the world.
Throw the ball for me. Il pull on your leg all day.
Bags! Seriously, I will--
Bags, I磎 reading.
Go... fetch.
It wasn like Bags to chase pigeons.
pig snouts all day, man!
I need a job where Im treated like a man.
Where I get some respect. Aint
that what Aretha said? "R-E-S-P-E-C-T"?
Well, then, delivering TVs
is definitely the answer.
Im dying here, man. I need your help.
Louis, Im busy here.
Cant you see Im busy?
I was busy that day 20 years ago
on the beach too, man.
Did that stop me from saving this skinny
little white kid from flailing
Kolya Script
[ Wind Blowing ]
[ Orchestra ]
[ Whistling ]
[ Whistling Stops ]
[ Song Ends ]
The Lord is
My shepherd
[ Orchestra Intro Note ]
I shall not want
He maketh me to lie down
In green pastures
He leadeth me
Beside the still--
[ Singer Yelps ]
Still waters
He restoreth my soul
Thy rod
And Thy staff
Pig! Grow up, cant you?
Coffee, anyone?
- Franta?
- No, Im in a hurry.
Another jo
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Leaving Las Vegas Script
- To a wonderful film. You were great. - Thank you.
- What a romantic you are. - To the agency and my little protege.
Bless you. Thank you, daddy.
Eight years at Berlitz, thats what you learn?
He learned chin the first month and then chin-chin.
Am I right?
I cant be clever.
It was really beautiful, what you guys did.
It w
pig in there. CAPTAIN: See here, you...
Not even if you got down on your knees.
And heres your gloves. You would take them, wouldnt you?
And keep away from my office.
CAPTAIN: Now, see here, you!
How dare you invade the sanctity of the captains quarters?
I thought you was the captain. Im hungry.
Im gonna find something to eat.
Ill take care of that. Hello.
- Send up the captains lunch. - Two.
Sen
Last Tango In Paris Script
Fucking God!
- A phone token, please.
- No tokens. At the end, on the left.
Maman? Yes, its Jeanne.
Ive found a flat to rent in Passy.
Im going to see it.
Then Ive got to go to the station
to meet Tom. I promised him.
OK, see you later. Bye!
Ive come to see the flat. I saw the sign.
- The sign?
- Yes.
Its always the same!
Nobody ever tells me anything.
- Id like to see
pig...
Wild, weird, and wacky...
He insisted that he
come dressed in drag.
Why?
As a woman, I am fierce!
I dont believe this!
Were discussing the problem
of nudity on television.
They just got back from Las Vegas,
and they lost their shirt.
They lost their shirt.
Make them happy.
What is going on?
OK, ladies and gentlemen,
the talk show host you love to hate...
Wally Sparks!
Meet... Wally... Spar
The Wizard Of Oz
by
Noel Langley
Florence Ryerson
and Edgar Allen Woolf
Cutting Continuity Script
Taken From Printers Dupe
Last revised March 15, 1939
FADE IN -- Title:
For nearly forty years this story has given faithful service to the Young
in Heart; and Time has been powerless to put its kindly philosophy out of
fashion.
To those of you who have been faithful to it in return
...and to the You