Can I be of some assistance?
-Well-- -Dennis, what are you--?
Yes, well, see, I need some barrels, Dennis...
...for shipping dried fish to the city.
Big demand there, since this monster scare.
Goodness, prices go up all the time.
Thats great. Tell me, Mr. Fishfinger...
...do you believe stories about villages being destroyed?
I havent seen the monster myself.
When I was in Muckley the other day--
can do for me is
A bit role in STAB 3: RETURN TO WOODSBORO?! Come on!
Its just another cheap slasher flick! How dare you
offer me such a role! Ive done Shakespeare! Ive
worked with directors like DePalma and Scorcesse and
you offer me this crap?! Its insulting. I should
fire you and go to ICM.
CATHY(O.S.)
(off phone)
Ben, I will not sit around and listen to you bad
mouth me! Without me you woul
Crescent.
One franc ten.
Just a second.
Can people guess
what youre thinking?
No.
Are you sure?
I know someone who can.
You believe any crap.
Who said that?
I swear its true.
Whats the cake for?
Its not Sunday.
Try to guess.
Its my birthday.
Its the eighth already?
Happy birthday, son.
Why is there just one candle?
Excuse me.
One franc fifty.
And two.... Three francs fifty.
Four francs fifty...
can believe youre moving.
- Believe it, Im going...
- Can I pay for a pack of Marlboro later?
- No, you cant.
- Wall Street, then?
- I said no.
- We always can with the other cashier.
- Don lie, girls.
- Were not lying. We can...
- I said no!
- Bitch!
- What?!
- What you doing!
- Doesn matter, Im off to America!
How come
you decided to go to America?
Mom met her boyfriend
through one of those dat
can hear em singing,
at least we know
theyre still there.
Yes, I guess youre right.
PUBLIC SCHOOL
MARKS REWARD...
WHO IS THE MURDERER?
"Little Kurt Klawitzky and his sister Klara
have been missing since June th.
Evidence leads us to believe
the children were victims of a crime
similar to that committed
last fall against the Doering siblings."
What a pretty ball you have there.
Whats your name?
El
can never pay too much
for good intelligence.
Or a good hooker.
The ball is up.
Were receiving.
Now, please, join with me
in counting us down...
...into Chinas new future.
Ready?
Three.
Two.
One!
What is it?
Whats wrong?
Is it Y K?
Is it Y K?
No, no. It cant be.
Not in my city!
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year.
Coming at you.
Okay, I got him.
-You like?
-You like this?
Thirteen, fourteen-year-old g
can read the part.
Where on earth will we find
someone to play...
...a young, sensitive
Swiss poet goatherder?
Soon I was upstairs, standing in
for the unconscious Argentinean.
The hills animate
With the euphonious symphonies
Of descant
Oh, stop!
Stop that insufferable droning!
Its drowning out my words!
Just stick to some decorative piano.
There were artistic differences
over Audreys lyrics.
A n
Madea Goes To Jail Script
That old lady
is crazy.
You can say
that again.
Good morning, all.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
We reviewed our cases
over the weekend?
Yes.
Youre watching
that Mabel Simmons case.
- Its all over the news.
- Right.
Now, that old woman has been giving
the police the blues all of her life.
- She was an ugly baby.
- Okay.
- Petty theft at 9.
- Oh, my goodness.
Illegal ga
can shout up toward Tribuus and Commodus. Galen squats
beside a corpse, fascinated.
LEGIONNAIRE
We had a battle!
COMMODUS
I can see that. You leave your dead
on the field?
LEGIONNAIRE
General Narcissus beat the Germans
here and now the whole army is
moving fast! No time to let them
get away!
THE SECOND WAGON --
as a twenty-five year old ATTRACTIVE YOUNG WOMAN opens the
door. She is LUCILLA -- Com
can do that till about
six. Would that help?
MAGGIE
No.
KRISTEN
Well--
MAGGIE
For the whole week, Daddy. The whole
week.
KRISTEN
We were scheduled t-to leave this
morning on our honeymoon, but our Nanny
called to say t-that, that shes gotta
go watch her mother have a benign tumor
removed in Ohio. Gregs parents are too
old, mine-mine are t-too, too crazy,
yours are dead. The tickets ar