분야
hwp That old lady
is crazy.
You can say
that again.
Good morning, all.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
We reviewed our cases
over the weekend?
Yes.
Youre watching
that Mabel Simmons case.
- Its all over the news.
- Right.
Now, that old woman has been giving
the police the blues all of her life.
- She was an ugly baby.
- Okay.
- Petty theft at 9.
- Oh, my goodness.
Illegal gambling at 18.
That Afro is thirsty.
Check fraud.
Not bad. Not bad.
- Identify theft.
- Lord, help her.
Insurance fraud.
Okay, everything,
except attempted murder.
- Attempted murder.
- There we go.
Oh, my goodness.
- Assault.
- Nice.
The list goes on and on
and so on and so on.
Unfortunately, our fine officers may
have made a mistake on her takedown.
So we have to handle this with care.
Who wants it?
Dont all volunteer at the same time.
Youre supposed to be helping me.
We have no volunteers
for the Simmons case?
Okay.
Linda, its all yours.
Thank you. Stop laughing.
By the way, lets congratulate
our Linda Davis...
...on her 89 percent conviction rate.
Thank you.
With numbers like that,
youll be DA one day.
- Okay.
- Thats my girl.
Everyone else, lets check the boards
for the new cases and lets get to court.
All right.
- Honey, there goes our appointment.
- I know.
And youre all broken up about it.
- I am. I got a lot of work anyway.
- I know.
Thats all right. After this case,
its just you and me, Tanya.
Good, that will give me time
to talk you out...
...of these taffeta
bridesmaids dresses.
Wha...? You like them,
dont you, baby?
Take my advice,
just nod and say yes.
- Of course.
- Youre weak.
Yeah, hes smart.
- Youre smart.
- Im smart.
- Thank you.
- Ill see you later.
- All right.
- Sign that for me. Thank you.
- And you have fun with that.
- Thank you.
So...
- You set a date.
- Yes, I set a date.
You know youre gonna need
a best man.
Told you I got brothers.
But your brothers have not been
the kind of friend that Ive been to you.
Chuck, the only reason you wanna be
in my wedding is you wanna be seen.
- That hurts.
- Yes.
That really hurts.
But you are right.
Lindas parents, theyre loaded, Josh.
The governors gonna be there.
The mayors gonna be there.
- Get out of here.
- Come on. Hook your boy up.
- I need you to be my usher.
- I dont want... Listen.
- Thats an important job.
- What can I say?
I just dont know.
I just dont know, Cora.
I just dont know.
Uncle Joe, are you all right?
Uncle Joe?
Breathe, Joe, breathe.
You... You okay?
Im good, Cora. Turn that oxygen up.
Youre not supposed to be smoking
around oxygen. Thats the problem.
Oxygen is everywhere in the air.
If you light a cigarette,
youre lighting it in oxygen.
If you aint got oxygen,
fire wont work.
- Learn some chemistry, honey. Learn.
- Chemistry?
What the hell you talking about?
You dont know what you talking about.
- Oh, you...
- This helps my...
My blood pressure.
Smoke to help my blood pressure.
Fool around and blow you,
your blood pressure up.
Thats right.
This here is good for you.
Its good for you.
It came straight down from heaven.
God sent it down... And he sent Viagra.
He sent this and he sent that oxygen.
You put them all together, youll take
a woman to heaven and back.
Thank you.
How you gonna sit there,
talk about God...
...with a joint in your hand
and some Viagra?
God made this.
He made the birds and the bees
and the flowers and these trees.
Joe, youre just like your sister.
Both of yall are going to hell.
- What?
- Uncle Joe.
- You want some?
- Joe...
- No. I need you to focus, Uncle Joe.
- Focus on what?
Why were you running from
the police? Madea? What happened?
Mabel always running
from the police, Cora.
Youre mama been running
from the police. Shes a ho.
Po-po. The po-po come,
shes running like a ho.
Your mama always running
from the police.
Im sorry to tell you,
your mama is a po-po ho.
That fool is a thug.
Thats right. Your mama a gangsta.
King Kong aint got nothing on her.
- Got nothing on her.
- Daddy.
- Stop talking about mama.
- Im not talking about her.
- You go on...
- How you all doing?
- Hey, Brian.
- I just saw the news.
What is going on
with you and Madea?
- Whats happening? Are you all right?
- I aint all right.
Whats wrong?
I cant feel my big toes.
Thank you.
Ill tell you, when your parents get to be
a certain age, its like raising children.
My kids dont give me trouble
like you and Madea are giving me.
What is the matter?
Have you lost your mind?
Madeas on probation. I dont know
what she was thinking about.
That never stopped your mom.
I got her out of trouble.
Shes going to jail this time.
To the big house, prison, the slammer.
Theyre gonna lock her up...
...press her down, shake it together,
gonna be in her bosom.
- Im telling you, she...
- Mr. Brown!
Too much?
- Yes.
- Yes.
Oh, wait, yall go ahead.
Finish what yall were saying.
Come on, Cora, lets go to down there,
see if we can get her out there.
They gonna lock her up.
Shes going to the slammer.
- To the big jail.
- Mr. Brown.
- We dont need you to go.
- I got to g
