thought wed have yams this year.
I got a Butterball. Last years was so dry.
Theyre the best--
Gotta go. Come on, kids, in the car.
Sorry, Mom, we gotta go. Hey, you got that gift for my mom?
Oh, yeah. Merry Christmas, Mother Hurdicure.
- Thanks. I wonder what that is. - Its a harmonica.
Well, see ya next year.
Oh, that was lovely.
Look, shes smiling.
- Yeah, she is. - Oh, my.
Calm down, calm down
dreaming, Wellesley.
I went to day care in a pool hall.
Oh. pretty,confident there, huh, fiathead?
Bags, shush. Bags, shh!
Wow.
Yeah.
And that was it.
A month later, we moved in together.
And why the hell did we get married...
when we had loving each other so completely nailed?
I don know. Ten seconds.
Well, why does anyone get married?
Does it make sense to be with one person...
for your entire
thought the Crankasaurus was extinct.
I dont know about this.
Well, Im sorry, Cranky Doodle Dandy.
I cant do this.
Gary, we made a deal.
Deals go wrong.
Hey. Where is she?
We need her.
You take that side.
Hey, Gary, look.
Hey!
Lets get out of here.
Its Nancy!
Hi, everybody.
Hold it there.
Hold it right there.
Hold on, Nancy.
We got the fire department here.
Thats all right, chief.
Lll be down in
thought youd like to know...
...l got Wat the Mercer to run me up a few cloth bags.
I wish Father couldve seen it your way.
Yes. A mans got to move with the times.
When you take the shop, well do business.
Oh, that wont be for some time yet.
Its getting late. Id better be going.
Okay by me.
Drop in anytime, Dennis.
Goodbye, Griselda.
Father!
-Is that you, Dennis? -Yes, Father.
-Come closer, Denni
thought
these werent the bad kind.
- Lets go home. Bye.
- Bye.
- Goodnight, sweetheart.
- Goodnight.
- Sweet dreams.
- You too.
I hate my life.
You need
more of one.
Blah, blah!
Arturo stole
my commission today.
Are you serious?
Did you tell him
to fuck off?
Of course not. I have to work
with him every day.
Well, I would
still tell him.
- Oh my God!
- What?
Its my sisters movie.
Shes in the ad.
S
dream ? More and more lately.
You seem to be very fond of this girl, Denise.
My God, she is so special to me.
But hows she gonna love me when I got Buddy Love inside me ? I wanna be perfect for her.
Perfect ? No one is perfect, Sherman.
You need to understand that Buddy Love is a representation...
of the uninhibited, hedonistic id.
- He is not a real person. - Buddy Love is real !
Well, he was re
dreamed I was
in a Hollywood movie
That I was the star
of the movie
This really blew my mind
(Dr. Westheimer)
I thought, Fantastic.
This is going to change
the climate
of talking about
issues of sexuality
in these United States.
Spill the wine
and take that pearl
(Dick Cavett)
Im one of the handful
of people who never saw it.
l didnt intend to not see it.
[clattering]
Perhaps you could
arrange fo
thought you was the captain. Im hungry.
Im gonna find something to eat.
Ill take care of that. Hello.
- Send up the captains lunch. - Two.
Send up his dinner, too. Who am I?
Im the captain. You want to choose up sides?
Engineer, will you tell them to stop the boat from rocking?
Im gonna have lunch.
- Whats the matter with you? - Whats the matter with me? Im hungry.
- I didnt eat in three days. -
thought for sure that you
and Emily had one of the best marriages.
We do! I mean, I love her.
- But youre seeing...
- I know it.
But in all the years
that weve been married
Ive had, what... one or two
very minor things with other women.
I mean, very... I hate the whole idea. I hate
myself when Im doing this sort of thing.
But this is just, you know...
This is not like that.
Its terrible. Listen,
thought Id died and gone to heaven!
Yeah. Ill give him a day,
maybe and then Im going to call.
Make sure you overnight the Cheerwine.
Cheer, like "Cheerleader".
Today.
I want him to have it immediately.
Its his favorite soda pop.
Its regional.
You can only get it down here.
George says
you can only get it down here.
So, do that?
OK, bye.
If this happens. Oh my God.
It will.
I think Im in love.
It