Jaws
BEACH
Cassidy: Whats your name again?
Chrissie Watkins: Chrissie!
Cassidy: Where are we going?
Chrissie: Swimming!
Cassidy: Slow up, slow down! Im not drunk! Slow down! Wait Im coming! Im
coming! Im definitely
coming! Wait, slow up! I can swim -- just cant walk or dress myself.
Chrissie: Come on in the water!
Cassidy: Take it easy. Take it easy.
Chrissie: Oh! God help me! God! Argh! God hel
TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU
PADUA HIGH SCHOOL - DAY
Welcome to Padua High School,, your typical urban-suburban
high school in Portland, Oregon. Smarties, Skids, Preppies,
Granolas. Loners, Lovers, the In and the Out Crowd rub sleep
out of their eyes and head for the main building.
PADUA HIGH PARKING LOT - DAY
KAT STRATFORD, eighteen, pretty -- but trying hard not to be
-- in a baggy granny dr
In the F.G. CLAUDETTE is looking for someone. Claudette is 17 years old. She is pretty. She wears a t-shirt with "Assistant Counsellor" written on it. She fills out the shirt very well.
Failing to find whomever she is looking for, Claudette walks quickly in the opposite direction.
The CAMERA holds on the game for a few seconds and we SUPERIMPOSE:
"JULY 4, 1958"
The CHILDRENS VOICES FADE slowly.
Monkey Business Script
[Fast-paced lively instrumental music]
[Fast-paced lively instrumental music continues]
- What is it? - Sorry to have to report...
there are four stowaways in the forward hatch.
Stowaways? How do you know there are four of them?
They were singing Sweet Adeline.
Get them out of there, you hear?
But we cant find them.
And besides, theyve been writing insulting notes.
So, Im a
Bamboozled
by
Spike Lee
BLACK SCREEN
We HEAR the voice of MALCOLM X.
MALCOLM X (V.O.)
Youve been hoodwinked. Youve
been had. Youve been took.
Youve been led astray, run amok.
Youve been bamboozled.
His followers ROAR.
CUT TO TITLE:
"BAMBOOZLED"
CUT TO CRAWL:
WHITE LETTERS ON BLACK
WE HEAR the VOICE of PIERRE DELACROIX.
DELACROIX (V.O.)
Satire. 1a. A literary work in
which human vice or folly is
r
My Name Is Joe Script
[Joe, scottish accent]
It was Shanks here that, er,
managed to drag me
to my first AA meeting.
And I sat there,
not a happy chappie,
I wanted out of that place.
There was this guy
with scars on his face.
A mean-Iooking bastard.
He started by telling us how he
stabbed a postman and got life.
All the time he was talking
I just looked at this guy -
looked at Shanks and thought,
Baby Boy Script
Theres this psychiatrist...
...a lady named Dr. Frances Cress Welsing.
She has a theory
about the black man in America.
She says that because
of the system of racism...
...the black man has been made
to think of himself as a baby...
...a not yet fully formed being
who has not realised his full potential.
To support her claim,
she offers the following:
First...
...what does a black
Northfork Script
Always late
With your kisses
Wont you come to my arms,
sweet darlin
And stay?
Always late
With your kisses
Why, oh, why do you
want to do me this way?
How long do you think
I can wait
When you know
youre always late
Always late
With your kisses
Why, why, why do you want
to do me this way?
That was Lefty Frizzells
"Always Late with Your Kisses."
Before that,
we heard Buck Owens.
G
Meet The Fockers Script
You must do something!
Baby is coming!
Yeah. I know baby is coming!
Miss, youve to stay calm
and take deep breaths, okay?
Myra, I need a doctor here
right now.
I am working on it.
Youre not a doctor?
No, I am a nurse.
You are man
and you are nurse?
What kind of man is nurse?
Look, folks,
Im a professional, okay?
I know exactly what Im doing,
so just trust me,
everythings g
The Addams Family Script
~ Merry, merry, merry Christmas ~
~ Dong what they send,
dong without end ~
~ Their joyful tone to every home ~
~ Dong what they send,
dong without end ~
~ Their joyful tone to every home ~
~ Ding dong, ding dong ~~
~ La-la la la la ~
~ Fa la-la la la ~
~ Deck the halls
with boughs of holly ~
~ Fa la la la-la ~
~ La-la la la ~
~ Tis the season to be jolly ~
~ Fa la la la-