분야
hwp [Joe, scottish accent]
It was Shanks here that, er,
managed to drag me
to my first AA meeting.
And I sat there,
not a happy chappie,
I wanted out of that place.
There was this guy
with scars on his face.
A mean-Iooking bastard.
He started by telling us how he
stabbed a postman and got life.
All the time he was talking
I just looked at this guy -
looked at Shanks and thought,
"So thats an alcoholic?"
This guy had done
years in the jail,
then they put him in a hostel.
No support, nothing.
He takes to the booze,
the booze leads to jail.
Jail to hostel,
hostel to booze, booze to jail.
This bastards on his
fucking choo-choo train,
through the gutters.
Did I give a monkeys?
Did I fuck.
I sat there,
with a grin on my face
looking at Shanks like,
"So thats an alcoholic?"
And his life got even worse.
Ends up on the street, gangrene,
arse hanging
out of his trousers,
sleeping in his vomit.
Utter misery
and I did not give a toss,
because I shook hands
with these unfortunates.
When I walked out, I thought
"My name is Joe...
"and thank fuck
Im not an alcoholic."
Five year later,
my second meeting,
Shanks, once again,
dragged me to it.
Five very, very long,
miserable years.
Im there...
because I couldnt say...
I couldnt take
the "not" out of that sentence.
Couldnt say nine simple words.
"My name is Joe
and Im an alcoholic."
There was a wee woman there,
tiny, tiny wee frail woman
who whispered everything.
And she said
something so simple.
She says, "I can
no longer drink with safety".
That really touched me,
even in the state I was in.
She looked at me and said,
"Remember, you are not alone".
I looked at this wee woman
and thought..."Youre me".
She gave me the courage
to start the steps,
with Shanks there.
Im no stupid.
I know Ive got
a long way to go.
And I pray.
I hope to Christ
I get through it.
There can be all
sorts around the corner.
But Im really glad to be here.
Im very grateful to be sober.
Thank you.
Open up! Police! Nobody move!
Weve got you surrounded!
- Move!
- Fucking run!
[Joe] Why dont you
run like that on the pitch?
- Joe!
- Youre such a fucking arse!
[Shouting continues]
Move! Were late!
- Fucking done my leg!
- Best that could happen to you.
Fucking out of order.
Couldve said I was the Social.
Scrag, come on.
- Oh, fucks sake, man.
- Come on, move.
Look at the state of these!
Oh, for fucks sake!
Look at the state of that!
[Hooligan] Beckenbauer
wouldnt be seen dead
in something like that!
Whos had to do the strips?
- Hooligan!
- Wasnt me! It was Doc!
Fuck off! Zulus ma
was meant to wash it!
- Blame the guys mum!
- Shes not even in the team!
[Banter continues]
- There he is!
- Fucking Zulu!
- Just keep going, Joe!
- Just fucking leave him, man!
[Jeering]
Bastard! Look at my shirt!
You were supposed to wash these!
Bye-bye, Zulu!
Wheres Sepp Maier?
Sepp Maiers cashing his giro,
Joe. Says hed meet us there. >
- Wheres Liam?
- At the bookies.
Fucks sake!
Thanks for turning up, mate. >
Great that youse nearly
made it in time. >
Jesus, youre pissed.
Where are they?
Hey, Robbo, how are you?
Get the fuck out, move it!
[Car horn]
All right, Perfume. Couple
of youse wanna come in here?
Mojo, whats with the shades?
Expecting the sun to come out?
Something I said?
Your taste in music, mate.
Its shite!
- Get in there!
- Lets go, man.
- How you doing?
- Get in.
- Wheres Liam?
- Dont know, mate.
Wheres Liam? Wheres Liam?
You said he was at the bookies.
Hey, hey. Wheres the strips?
- The strips?
- Yes, the strips.
In the pipeline. Guaranteed.
Ill give you "pipeline".
Go on, in there.
- Christ Almighty!
- Jesus Christ!
- What the fuck was that?
- Are you all right?
- You all right back there?
- Fucking bitch!
- Fucking cow!
- The ironing board is wounded.
- Ive worked hard for this.
- Look who it is, lads!
Theres the woman
that tried to kill us all.
[Jeering]
Dropped her wallpaper...
Oh, poor sweetheart.
[Shanks] You sort it out, Joe!
A bit of diplomacy.
All right, Liam?
All right, Joe.
Heres your Uncle Joe.
- You want a hand?
- Thanks a lot.
Did you lose a dog back there?
- What dog?
- Your guide dog.
Dont need a guide dog.
You need a white stick
and a radar.
You nearly wasted
million pound of talent.
[Woman] Youre right,
I need a guide dog.
- Come on, move it!
- Just stay where you are.
- Move it, Liam.
- Dont you dare. Listen,
- did you wanna... Is Sabine in?
- Is she upstairs? Well go in.
Can you take Scott to his Ma?
- Im gonna see Liam as well.
- What?
- Ive got to see Liam.
- Youre in the van.
- Hes not going anywhere.
- Hes going in the van.
- Hes not going.
- Its an important game.
Ive got to see Liam
and Sabine with Scott.
We have to make appointments
to see you, right?
Why dont you
make one to see us?
- Im a health visitor!
- Not a driving instructor?
- Very funny.
- Listen, listen -
seriously, seriously.
Its really important. They
may throw us out of the League.
- Its that serious.
- Not that serious. Liam!
Aye, that serious.
Dont take this too personal,
but you think the sun
shines out
