white flag
over his head, then puts it down and picks up a gun. Troy
turns around, we see his face for the first time.
TROY
Are we shooting people, or what?
SOLDIER #1 (O.S.)
Are we shooting?
TROY
Thats what Im asking you.
SOLDIER #1 (O.S.)
Whats the answer?
TROY
I dont know the answer. Thats
what Im trying to find out.
PAN TO THREE SOLDIERS 40 yards away -- ZOOM IN --
SOLDIER #1 unwraps a stick
collar, uniform. All this, however, is belied by his
pasty-faced, even sickly appearance. A pathological dictator, as super-Fascist whose only
quality is utter contempt for everyone but himself, whose only goal is to command a world of
inferiors. This is GENERAL ZOD.
The second man is a thin, wiry character whose face seems to be permanently contorted into a twisted, mocking grin. There is so
white spray.
INT. CONTROL RM/ATTACK CENTER 9
Everyone is hurled off his feet. The planesman flights to recover control of
the yoke.
CAPTAIN
Collision alarm! Collision alarm! Lighten
her up, Charlie!
NAVIGATOR
The torpedo room is flooded, sir!
CAPTAIN
Blow all tanks! Blow everything!
HELMSMAN
Passing twelve hundred feet...
EXEC
Blowing main tanks!
HELMSMAN
Twelve hundred fifty feet...
EXT. MONTANA
?"
"No, aint no problem, baby."
"You got a shoe horn or some shit like that?"
And this is the business to be in if you want some pussy.
Thats why I got in show bussiness, for pussy.
I figured, if Jimmy Walker can fuck,
Im fucking everybody.
And its like that too.
When you do TV-shows, women would be
throwing pussy at me on the street like frisbee.
"Ed !"
"Thank you ! Appreciate that !"
Too m
DAVE
BY
GARY ROSS
FADE IN:
EXT. WASHINGTON D.C. - AERIAL SHOT - DAY
It sits like a jewel off in the distance -- all glittering
and white. The deep blue of the Potomac stands out against
the monuments as the sound of a HELICOPTER plays O.s..
SMASH CUT
TO:
EXT. WHITE HOUSE GROUNDS - DAY
The most famous helicopter in the world lumbers toward the
most famous house. Scores of reporters are camped out
WHITE
PRESENTS"
FADE OUT
FADE IN:
MUSIC starts.
"MONTY PYTHON
AND
THE HOLY GRAIL"
SUBTITLES: "M0nti Pyth0n ik den H0lie Gralen"
FADE OUT
FADE IN:
"Written and preformed by:
GRAHAM CHAPMAN
JOHN CLEESE
ERIC IDLE
TERRY GILLIAM
TERRY JONES
MICHAEL PALIN"
SUBTITLES: "R0tern nik Akten Di"
FADE OUT
FADE IN:
"with
CONNIE BOOTH
CAROL CLEVELAND
NEIL INNES
BEE DUFFELL
JOHN YOUNG
RITA DAVES"
SUBTITLES: "Wik"
WHITE LETTERS: SUMMER
CUT TO:
INT. PAWN SHOP - DAY
Old and squat Mr. Rabinowitz shakes his head as Harry and
Tyrone push the set into his store.
He stands behind a cage of bulletproof glass with all of the
pawn shops possessions.
MR RABINOWITZ
So look, the table too already.
5.
HARRY
Hey, what do you want from me? I
cant schlep it on my back.
MR RABINOWITZ
You got a friend.
TYRONE
Hey man, I aint
collars.
AGENT SMITH
Lieutenant?
LIEUTENANT
Oh shit.
AGENT SMITH
Lieutenant, you were given specific
orders --
LIEUTENANT
Im just doing my job. You gimme
that Juris-my-dick-tion and you can
cram it up your ass.
AGENT SMITH
The orders were for your
protection.
The Lieutenant laughs.
LIEUTENANT
I think we can handle one little
girl.
Agent Smith nods to Agent Brown as they start toward the
hotel.
LI
white.
Do you really think these people
give a damn about you?
We interrupt the Jay-Z song
to bring you this special bulletin.
Presidential candidate Senator Gaines...
and his running mate,
General Olson James...
were both killed when their planes
crashed into each other.
We now return you to the Jay-Z song
already in progress.
Whats up?
Trying to be like you, hero!
Whats up, man? Saving kittens?
white light. It fills our frame, blazing
whiter, whiter...
DISSOLVE TO:
모
EXT. KAUFMAN HOUSE - 1957 - DAY
A BLACK AND WHITE image slowly becomes COLOR. Great Neck,
1957. An upper-class Jewish neighborhood. In the street,
crewcut BOYS play t-ball, laughing and shouting. A fat
convertible pulls up to the smallest house, and STANLEY
KAUFMAN, 40, gets out. Still in his suit, hes a well-
meaning sla