comet! Now, cupid!
Now, donner and blitzen!
Hey!
Merry christmas.
Merry chris--
This Santa Claus is fantastic.
Did he sign a contract?
There wasnt any time.
Myrnas going to have him sign
after the parade.
Shell have him fill out his employment
papers, and hell start in the morning.
He insisted upon wearing
his own Santa suit.
He has his own Santa suit?
Apparently.
Well, if its horrible, well make
comet!
Jane! You naughty girl!
Landlord! Youre such a scoundrel!
Dont go, Jane! Stay and chat!
Im only kidding. Jane!
Landlady!
Landlady!
What happened to the water?
Water aint free!
You talk a lot for someone
who wont pay his rent.
But Im in the middle of a shampoo.
You think thats a problem?
From now on, no water on Mondays,
Wednesdays and Fridays.
Water ration Tuesdays, Thursdays
and Saturdays
song.
STAN
Im going to the movies
To see the brighter side of life!
Im going to the movie
Everythings gonna be alright!
Forget all my troubles
Put my own life on hold
Let a studio tell me
how I should view the world
Where everything works out
I love it that way
Im going to the movies
The movies today!
Stan merrily walks up to a crappy looking house.
INT. BEDROOM - MORNING
We are in a young boys b
comet.
Now, which one of these
do you Iike best?
- Is this a personaIity test?
- Its a sort of surprise.
- Theyre aII the same.
- No, Iook...
Thats aquamarine,
thats bIue-green and thats aIgae.
At the atomic IeveI,
theres no such thing as coIour.
Though they did do that study
in BeIgium, or was it Denmark...
- BabbIing.
- BabbIing!
The point was... What was the point?
Since protons are so much sm
The remorseless drought had lasted now for ten million years, and would not end for another million. The reign of the terrible lizards had long since passed, but here on the continent which would one day be known as Africa, the battle for survival had reached a new climax of ferocity, and the victor was not yet in sight. In this dry and barren land, only the small or the swift or the fierce could