plant cotton in the bottomland...
corn along the edge of the hills.
If he aint particular, he can make whiskey in a homemade still.
And what he dont drink, he can sell.
Well, what happens if a federal man comes by?
Ooh, theyve been known to come by.
Also been known to disappear.
Hey, um, not entirely.
No, not entirely.
Missing mans shoes might show up, or his hat...
maybe even his suspenders.
Cou
planted by Sams wife.
SUZY
Five minutes in the microwave.
Any one of them, five minutes
and done. Ready to eat. Do
you know how to make juice?
SAM
Microwave. Five minutes.
CUT TO:
ANNIES KITCHEN - SEVERAL DAYS LATER
Packing boxes. Seth is moving out.
ANNIE
You take the microwave?
SETH
What am I going to do with a
microwave?
ANNIE
You turn it on, you open it and
you stand in front of it for a
planted
in the pleasure center
of a monkeys brain.
When the monkey
hit a button,
it sent a signal
to the electrode,
in effect exciting
the monkey sexually.
Youre kidding.
No.
Can you guess
what happened?
Was it a male monkey?
Yes.
He slammed the button
till he died.
Oh, so, you know
this experiment.
I know men, honey.
Oh, stop.
I think she is definitely
Pauls type.
Shes got that,
uh...
je ne sais
PEARL HARBOR
by
Randall Wallace
EARLY DRAFT
Out of BLACK we hear the sound of an airplane roaring by.
EXT. POV OF AN AIRPLANE
Flying over American heartland. We see the earth through the
pilots perspective as sky and ground swap positions, the
plane swooping down and storming over the ground.
THE PLANE
is a biplane, racing over a field lush with young plants. It
releases a trail of crop spray, an
plant.
Youre and I cant stop you.
Ive gone to look for America
Bye.
Shell be back.
Maybe not soon.
I said, be careful His bow tie
Is really a camera
Toss me a cigarette
I think there s one in my raincoat
We smoked the last one an hour ago
So I looked at the scenery
She read her magazine
And the moon rose over an open field
Here s a theory for you to disregard...
completely.
Music, you know-- true
plant.
lll tell you what we really need.
Maybe one day Jerry Lewis
would go on television,
and instead of getting hung up
with muscular dystrophy,
hed have a clapathon!
Forget it. ltll never happen.
You know why?
Because talking about it makes you
the worst person in the community.
(man) When did you first meet Lenny?
lt was back in . Baltimore.
l was, uh, headlining... Headlining?
l was working
planted
those flowers last week. My, how they grow!
Yes maam.
Were from the Church of Jesus
Christ of Latter-Day Saints.
Oh, the Mormons.
Thats right. Im... Im Elder Young,
and this is Elder White.
- Well, you two boys can just fuck right off.
- Maam?
You heard me.
Take that Book of Mormom and shove it...
... so far up your righteous
asses that you choke,...
... you soul-soliciting pigfuckers!
Go
plant em where I park.
- Youre cheerful.
Missy, your job is to keep house,
not worry about my disposition.
Frying pans still on. Want eggs?
Or did you have breakfast in bed?
Nope, we hadnt quite
gotten around to breakfast.
- Morning, boys.
- Mr Bannon.
Pretty hard to keep them birds away.
Had to use a flashlight all night.
Look at them buzzards. Theyll be back.
You couldnt scare em off with artil
planting stakes, un-
rolling a huge canvas tent, gardeners fashioning topiary and
adding landscaping of their own, crews setting up platforms,
speakers, lights. Ubiquitous is ALLISON, 35, Parrishs
older daughter, foremen competing for her attention and she
relishing every moment.
A Painter approaches.
PAINTER
The big tent, Miss Allison --
ALLISON
Paint is rust and moss green.
Medieval colors -- D
planted by Sams wife.
SUZY
Five minutes in the microwave.
Any one of them, five minutes
and done. Ready to eat. Do
you know how to make juice?
SAM
Microwave. Five minutes.
CUT TO:
ANNIES KITCHEN - SEVERAL DAYS LATER
Packing boxes. Seth is moving out.
ANNIE
You take the microwave?
SETH
What am I going to do with a
microwave?
ANNIE
You turn it on, you open it and
you stand in front of it for a