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hwp Hey!
What makes a man?
Is it the power in his hands?
Is his quest for glory?
Give it all youve got
To fight to the top
So we can know your story
Now youre a man
A man, man, man
Now youre a man
A manny, manny, man
A man, man, man
You are now a man
Youre a man
Now youre a man
Live it, live it
What makes a man?
Is it the woman in his arms?
Just cause she has big titties?
Or is it the way he fights every day?
... No, its probably the titties
Now youre a man
A man, man, man
Now youre a man-man
Man-man, man, man-man
Now youre a man
M - A - N, man
Man, man-man, man
Now youre a man
Hello there.
My name is Robert White.
And Im Joseph Young.
And were with the Church
of Jesus Christ...
... of Latter-Day Saints.
Who?
Let me ask you a question.
What would you say if someone
offered you peace and happiness...
... through all of eternity?
Fuck off!
- Thank you!
- Have a nice day!
Oh... Yeah baby! You make me so horny!
Oh, I want it so bad! Ohhh...
I bet you do.
And Im gonna give it to you.
Oh, good... cause Im
so badly wanting it.
Hi.
Thank you.
Buhbye!
- ...Almost.
- Mhm.
Oh yeah, harder! Oh, yeh!
Oh, give it to me, you big stud!
Im not a stud.
Huh?
Im not a stud!
Im...
... Jizzmaster Zero!
- Aagh! Oh no! Help! Somebody help!
- Aint nobody gonna help you now, honey!
- Will somebody save me??
Orgazmo!
Unhand her, Jizzmaster Zero!
You cant defeat me, Orgazmo!
Oh yeah I can, too!
Ill use my Orgazmorator!
Oh, this feels good.
Now, I will kick your ass!
Hello maam.
My goodness, you have such an
attractive little garden here.
Why thank you, young man. I just planted
those flowers last week. My, how they grow!
Yes maam.
Were from the Church of Jesus
Christ of Latter-Day Saints.
Oh, the Mormons.
Thats right. Im... Im Elder Young,
and this is Elder White.
- Well, you two boys can just fuck right off.
- Maam?
You heard me.
Take that Book of Mormom and shove it...
... so far up your righteous
asses that you choke,...
... you soul-soliciting pigfuckers!
Gosh.
Eat shit!
And you take this!
Ow! I jammed my finger! Ow!
- Cut!
- Ow! I jammed my finger!
Danger!
Cut!
Goddamnit, cut!
What the hell was that?!
What is your problem Zizinsky?
He blocked! He wasnt supposed to
block and he broke my finger!
You told me you knew how to fight.
Orgazmos supposed to be a badass!
He shouldnt block me then!
Get back in there and look tough,
you fucking pansy!
I cant. My finger is broken.
You listen to me, you cocky prick!
If you ever wanna work in porno again,
youll do exactly what I say!
Get back to work!
Hey, where are you and Lisa
gonna have the wedding?
Well, course Lisa wants to get married
in the Temple in Salt Lake City, but...
... it costs a lot of money.
I dont think I can afford it.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
I dont know why the Church makes it
so expensive to have a wedding there.
Hey, dont worry. If you really
want something to happen,...
... the heavenly Father will
probably make it happen.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Action!
- Im Jizzmaster Zero!
- Oh no. Help.
No ones gonna help you now, honey!
Somebody save me.
Orgazmo.
Unhand her, Jizzmaster...
- What is that?
- The front door, stupid.
Cut! God-damnit!
Bilbo!
Go see who that is and KILL them
for disrupting my shoot!!
Okay.
- Hi. My names Joseph Young.
- And Im Robert White.
Were with the Church of Jesus Christ
of Latter-Day Saints.
- Okay. Hold on a second.
- Uh...
Uh, boss?
Some guys from... Jesus?
Cut off their balls!
- Ive gotta cut your balls off now.
- Huh??
Why?
Hehey, we can take a hint. Uh... youre not
ready to change faiths right now. We respect that.
- Hah! Come here!
- Waitwaitwait, no!
Now this is how you kick somebodys ass.
That oughta teach those Moonies
to stay away from my house.
Please. I dont wanna hurt you.
You dont wanna hurt me, huh?
Guards! More guards!
Uh... Just let me get my buh,
my book and go.
Oh... Sorry.
You little pussy!
... Sorry... sorry.
Holly shit!
That was brilliant!
Youre terrific, kid! Whats your name?
Look, ah, ah... I didnt mean to hurt
these people, but they told...
Oh no no no, they had it comin
to them, the rotten bastards!
Why were you trying to hurt this man?!
What is it that you wanted?
Well...
... ah, Im from the Church of
Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
Uh-huh.
And I wanna share my love
of Jesus with you.
Oh, why didnt you say so!
Come on in!
- Really?
- Come on!
I say unto you,
"Nay, they are many,...
... yea, and we can witness
of their sincerity,...
... because of their love
