Bring It On Again Script
Like, wow. Like, crap. Last year I was a high school brat.
But now Im here. Hope Im the one you pick to cheer!
- Fantastic! - Im sorry. What?
Oh, nothing. Dont let me slow you down. Its just... Well, youre a surprise.
- How do you mean? - You have great spirit.
But just a tad more volume, if you would.
- I apologize. - Continue.
Like, whoo. Like, whee. Im at the universit
tad too modern for you.
Are you questioning
my modernity?
- God, no, no.
- I hate those waterlilies,
it always reminds me
of a gardening catalogue.
Maybe youd like to see it?
Are you sure?
- lll go down and get it.
- lll take the Ernst.
And who is this funny fellow
who looks like a butcher?.
- Grosz, George Grosz.
- lll take two of him.
Excellent.
Didnt know you had a Monet.
l dont.
How are you?
La Cage Aux Folles Script
And now, the great,
the wonderful Mercedes!
5500 tonight.
What the hell is she doing?
Ill get her.
Go away!
She goes on in a few moments.
Mercedes just degan.
You handle it.
I cant take any more.
Im ready to kill her tonight.
A full house tonight, Mr. Baldi.
How much have we got?
more than yesterday.
Shall we do something
adout the princes tad?
- No discounts. How dig is
is new business,
and we do not discuss
new business until...
next quarter.
Next quarter?
Next quarter?
Fine lunge,
but your riposte--
tsk tsk tsk,
a tad rusty.
Make yourself comfortable, old man,
while I get the money
for the monthly expenses.
[Snap Snap Snap]
There it is.
Just what weve been searching for.
Thank you, Thing.
My God.
What is it?
A finger trap from
the court of Emperor Wu.
In Her Shoes Script
Your 10-year high school reunion.
Oh, everybody wants to make a good impression,
and I was making mine on...
Ted? Tad? Whatever.
I know, not exactly
Most Likely to Succeed...
but its not like I had
a law degree to brag about...
or a Rittenhouse Square apartment,
or a fancyjob.
- Oh.
- Or a job, period.
- Man.
- Is that it?
Yes, baby, thats-thats it.
There are women... thinner