Kids In The Hall: Brain Candy Script
Hey! Hey! Hey! Show some respect you homeless piece of shit!
Smile! Its free!
Okay, I am going to tell you a story now about how people...
Iike that sad, pathetic prick back there, found happiness.
But it is not a happy story, oksa?
I mean, why do people think that life should always be happy? You Know?
Because when I was a little boy, my mother used to sing m
beans.
How long is that, sir?
lve got to know.
Two years, lad.
Please, dont take my husband.
When we had a baby,
Tommy left the sea.
He dont want to serve in the navy.
-lts true, sir.
-Sorry, the king needs six men.
You cant take him! lts like forever!
l cant take them and not take him.
No, you cant take him!
l wont let you!
-Lass, lass.
-lts two years! No! lts two years!
This is Englands new ven
1강 음식문화의 역사-선사시대
오늘의 목표
1. 인류초기의 식문화에 대해 설명 할 수 있다.
2. 기원전 10,000년 이전의 식문화에 대해 설명할 수 있다.
3. 신석기 혁명의 식문화에 대해 설명할 수 있다.
오늘의 내용
1. 인류초기의 식문화
2. 기원전 10,000년 이전의 식문화
3. 신석기 혁명(Neolithic revolution)
Lady Sings The Blues Script
All right, Eleanora.
Eleanora.
Miss Holiday.
You better haul
your little black ass in here.
Slow.
Its about time.
Girl, if you wants to lay around all day,
you is in the wrong end of the business.
When I give it away for the first time,
it aint gonna be to no $ john...
in East Baltimore. Thats for damn sure.
At the rate you going, by the time
you decide to give it away
The Nutty Professor Script
- * Hey, hey Hey-hey-hey * - Lets sweat!
- * Macho, macho man * - * Macho man *
- Come on! - * Ive got to be *
- Thats right! Shake it, honey! - * A macho man *
* Macho, macho man *
- Oh, yeah! Like a pony! Im a pony! - * Ive got to be a macho *
Dont you feeI Iike a pony when you sweat?
- Oh, yeah! Yeah! Go! - * Ive got to be *
- Go! Do it! Come on! - * A macho man *
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