flip it around--
Stu. Stu. Stu, what areyou doin?
Come on. Come on.
We gotta talk to the guys
from Burger God.
Burger God-- arent they the ones that
found the rat gut in the french fries?
No. No.
No, they found a pig gut,
which is different.
- Mmm.
- Thats-Thats practically pork.
- [ Scoffs ]
- Its a lot ofreal money,
the kind ofmoney
that can buy happiness.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- I got the ring, Herb
I dont know. Count Basie.
The man pulls of the blindfold, examines the record cover of
the disc hes been trying to learn, needs to put on glasses
to do so, is irritated by his mistake. He ejects the record.
A pile of other jazz records are strewn across a cluttered
table which includes classical sheet music and a paper
keyboard. One hand idly mimes at the keys.
INT. RIPLEYS APARTMENT. DAY.
An
to break their spirit. Thats what kindergarten is about.
The Germans invented it. Think about it. God, Pats going in for the kill.
Thats a nice turn.
- Coy. - With just a hint of giddiness.
Her big move will come at any moment. The combination hair flip with a giggle.
Theres a 3.2 degree difficulty. Lets see if she can pull it off.
9.0!
Tell me that getting those advertising girls here w
RONIN
an original screenplay by
J.D. Zeik
DRAFT: May 20, 1997
A BLOOD RED SCREEN - A JAPANESE DRUM starts to play, softly,
but tinged with a desperate edge, growing louder, joined by
other DRUMS as a BLACK LEGEND scrolls up: In feudal Japan,
the warrior class of Samurai were sworn to protect their
liege lords with their lives. Those Samurai whose liege was
killed suffered a great shame, and they
flips
through an IKEA catalog. Theres a stack of old Playboy
magazines and other catalogs nearby.
JACK (V.O.)
Like everyone else, I had become a
slave to the IKEA nesting instinct.
JACK
(into phone)
Yes. Id like to order the Erika
Pekkari slip covers.
Jack drops the open catalog on the floor.
MOVE IN ON CATALOG -- ON PHOTO of COFFEETABLE SET...
JACK (V.O.)
If I saw something like clever coffee
ta