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hwpBasic principles:
No woman wakes up saying:
"God, I hope I dont get
swept off my feet today."
Now, she might say,
"This is a really bad time for me."
Or something like, "I just need some space."
Or my personal favorite:
"Im really into my career right now."
You believe that? Neither does she.
You know why?
Because shes lying to you, thats why.
You understand me? Lying.
Its not a bad time for her.
She doesnt need any space.
She may be into her career...
but what shes really saying is,
"Get away from me now."
Or possibly, "Try harder, stupid."
Well, which one is it?
% of all human communication
is nonverbal.
Body language.
% is your tone.
So that means that
% of what youre saying...
aint coming out of your mouth.
Toby!
Shit!
Of course shell lie to you.
Shes a nice person,
she doesnt wanna hurt your feelings.
What else is she gonna say?
She doesnt even know you.
Yet.
Luckily, the fact is
that just like the rest of us...
even a beautiful woman doesnt know
what she wants until she sees it.
And thats where I come in.
My job is to open her eyes.
Oh, my God!
Is this what youre looking for?
Basic principles: No matter what,
no matter when, no matter who...
any man has a chance
to sweep any woman off her feet.
Just needs the right broom.
You cannot use what you do not have.
So if youre shy, be shy.
If youre outgoing, be outgoing.
- Im not outgoing.
- Thats okay.
She may not want the whole truth,
but she does want the real you.
She may not want to see it all at once,
but she does want to see it.
So tonight, when youre wondering what
to say, how you look, or if she likes you...
just remember, she is already out with you.
That means she said yes
when she could have said no.
That means she made a plan
when she could have just blown you off.
So that means it is no longer your job
to try to make her like you.
It is your job not to mess it up.
The shoes are hot.
You went to the place I told you?
Yeah, but I dont think theyre really me.
"You" is a very fluid concept right now.
You bought the shoes.
You look great in the shoes.
Thats the you Im talking about.
The key tonight is hang back.
Give her plenty of space.
If she lingers at a photograph, move on.
But maintain the visual.
Its supposed to be and clear tonight.
So when you leave the club, walk a little.
Ask her what she thought about the show...
what was her favorite photograph,
why that one.
And when she answers,
dont be looking at her mouth.
Dont be wondering
what she looks like naked.
Listen to what she is saying and respond.
Listen and respond.
That way, when its your turn to talk...
youll have something better to say than,
"I like your mouth."
What was your favorite one?
The elephant, definitely.
And all of a sudden,
were on date number two.
Ready.
No way.
Were going back in there.
You have to smile.
In case you didnt go to high school,
hitting is a good thing.
So how does it happen, great love?
Are you okay?
- Nobody knows.
- Im good.
Let me get a Bomb Pop
and a Screwball for the lady.
But what I can tell you,
is that it happens in the blink of an eye.
One moment, youre enjoying your life.
And the next, youre wondering
how you ever lived without them.
Three dates is all I need.
Three dates, and Ill get you here,
to the high-stakes medal round...
where eight out of women
believe that the first kiss...
will tell them everything they need to know
about the relationship.
After that, youre on your own.
But always remember...
life is not the amount of breaths you take.
Its the moments that take your breath away.
Did I call it or did I call it?
I mean, what did I say, six months?
And when was her first date?
So five-and-a-half?
God, I hate it when Im right.
What is it about guys that makes them
want to screw anything that walks...
even when theyre going out with
someone as awesome as Allegra Cole?
Shes only the most fabulous thing
walking around New York.
Thanks, Young.
Are you kidding?
Of course Im gonna run it.
Why should she waste her heart
on some Swedish aristo-brat?
Even if he is gorgeous.
If hes stupid enough to cheat...
the world should know
hes dumb enough to get caught.
Exactly. Im in the elevator.
See you in a minute.
Good morning, how are you?
Bitter, party of one.
You should try it sometime.
Barbados by myself?
I wouldnt last five minutes.
It was just what the doctor ordered.
I slept in, I did my yoga,
I read a couple of books...
flirted with my scuba instructor.
- And apparently never left the office.
- I know, isnt that great?
You shouldve taken someone with you.
Who am I gonna take with me?
This is where a boyfriend comes in handy.
- I dont have time for a boyfriend.
- You said that two years ago.
Yes, and its as true today as it was then.
I thought you were on vacation.
See if these are in focus
and have them in my desk in an hour.
Besides, relationships are for people
waiting for something better to come along.
Spoken like a true cynic.
Im not a cynic. Im a realist.
You are a realist masquerading as a cynic
who is secretly an optimist.
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