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hwpHey, watch it, man!
Watch it! Get down. Hey!
- Whats the matter? - Youre not gonna shoot me, are you?
Oh, dont worry. I didnt... I didnt really shoot him.
Its just a paint pellet. Its just a game.
- Shit! - Gotcha.
- Im this close to gettin away. - Right.
- "Are you out of your mind?" - Oh, no, really, its just...
Its a bunch of us. We play. We hunt each other around campus.
You stained me, ya jerk! What?
You just stained my sweater. Im sorry. Where?
Would you get away from me, okay?
Look, l-Im sorry. Ill pay for the cleaning.
How can I make it up to you? Ill take you to dinner tonight.
I dont believe you.
You run around here playing Cowboys and Indians.
You smashed into me like a complete creep. You destroy my $ sweater.
- And youve got the balls to ask me to go out with you? - Yeah.
You are without a doubt the biggest asshole...
I have ever seen in my entire life.
Does that mean no?
Dont worry about it. Tonights no good for me either.
Take aim
Be smart
With games
Of the heart
Ah, shit. Oh, just be aware
Gotcha. Not everyone
Plays fair
And love can come
From anywhere
Aw, damn!
- Gotcha. - Yeah, man.
Gotcha Gotcha where I want ya
Its too late to turn back now
Gotcha, and you getcha, getcha got me
- "Oh, gotcha" - Aah!
- "Gotcha where I want ya" Its too late - Gotcha.
To turn back now Gotcha
And you getcha, getcha got me
Aah!
Gotcha.
Oh, just be aware Not everyone plays fair
And love can come
From anywhere
Yeah Gotcha
Gotcha where I want ya
Its too late
To turn back now Gotcha Shit.
And you getcha, getcha got me
Oh, gotcha Gotcha where I want ya
Its too late to turn back now
Shit! Gotcha, and you getcha, getcha got me
A- ha, gotcha Gotcha where I want ya
Its too late to turn back now
Gotcha, and you getcha, getcha got me
Muffy? Yeah. Who are you?
Jonathan Moore. Im in Professor Websters class.
Oh, yeah, hi! I was... Hi!
I was just, uh, wondering if you were doing anything Saturday night.
Uh, no, I dont think so.
Well, would you like to go out with me? No.
But you just said you werent doing anything. Mm-hmm.
You mean youd rather do nothing than go out with me?
Yeah.
Jonathan, wait up! Hey, Manolo.
You didnt wash the dishes this morning, again.
I didnt? Were supposed to share housework, remember?
Jesus, Manolo, are you my roommate or my mother?
Hi, Manolo.
Who was that? I dont know.
You dont know?
I almost got nailed this morning. By who?
Reilly. Reilly? Reillys a puss.
He ambushed me outside of Haines Hall. I didnt even have my gun.
So what did you do? Hid in a bush, and he walked right by me.
Youre a regular James Bond, man.
Yeah, exceptJames Bond had Pussy Galore. I cant even get a date.
"Ordinarily, we dont"... "we dont" get this type of specimen in an undergraduate class,
but I wanted to give you something to remember over Spring Break.
Now, when we have a sick cat like Tony here,
Hes gotta be tranquilized...
in order to do the examination.
Now, the name of the tranquilizer solution is...
Sernylan,
which I understand is very popular at your parties.
Thats why we keep it locked up here. She told me...
she would rather sit at home and do nothing than go out with me.
Whats wrong with me, man?
Youre too negative, man. Negative? Whats negative about,
"Will you go out with me?"
The way you say something is just as important as "what" you say.
Now, this is where the tranquilizer gun...
And darts... come into play.
You gotta control the situation. You cant say,
"Uh, will you go out with me? Huh? Please?"
Like youve never gone out in your life.
You just look em in the eye and you say,
"What time should I pick ya up?"
...insert a dart...
When we go to Paris,
you gotta let those Frenchwomen know that youve got your act together.
Always point the gun away from the head and towards the lower flank.
Go ahead. Make my day.
I dont know, Manolo, I think its hopeless.
Im never gonna get laid!
Although that thought may be of great comfort...
to the women of the world, Mr. Moore,
as a future veterinarian, you should know that...
every dog eventually has his day.
I mean, you just walk up to her and say, "I would kill or die to make love to you"?
No. Geez, no. You gotta have eye contact first.
You look, she looks, then you say it.
Dont say it like its dirty.
Say it from the heart.
Then it aint dirty, its passion.
You goin back to the apartment?
Nah, I gotta go to my folks house.
Your dad still givin you a hard time about goin to Europe?
You kidding? He "loves" the idea.
- Its out of the question. - Why?
Weve been through this a hundred times.!
Europe costs a fortune.
Dad, Im getting a special deal through school.
Jonathan. Oh, thanks, Rosario.
Youre welcome, Jonathan.
Look, its part of my education. You want me to get an eduction, dont you?
When schools in session, you get an education.
When its not in session, you get a job!
- Mom... - Dont say "Mom."
Al... Dont say "Al." He says "Mom," you say "Al,"
and the whole thing comes out of my pocket.
Youre gonna learn a hell of a lot more workin in the real world...
