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hwpWhos this, Tonto?
Whos this, Tonto?
I walk along
the streets of sorrow
The boulevard
ofbroken dreams
Where gigolo and gigolette
Can steal a kiss but not forget
The boulevard of broken dreams
Ill give you a hint.
Hes Italian. Thats right.
Russ Colombo.
Attaboy.
- Buenos d贊s, Jesus.
- Hey, what do you say?
Hey, did you see Ironside last night?
Some show.
No, last night I read.
You know,
hes in a wheelchair all the time.
And, uh, he gets this case
with this rich lady-
very beautiful, blonde.
Shes afraid her husband
wants to kill her.
- Poison her.
- I thought you said you didnt watch.
Well, the husband
usually chooses poison.
He takes the case,
and they got this scene where Ironside...
has got to get to the woman in time
to grab the poison from out of her hand.
In a glass of milk.
- You saw it.
- Okay, kiddo.
One half-dozen eggs.
One container of skim milk.
Two of the, uh,
low-cal cottage cheeses.
Give me a quarter pound
of that nice tender liver.
And a pint of sweet cream.
Hey, that cat eats better than me.
Jesus, eating is the most important thing
in the life of a cat.
Eating is the most important thing
in the life of me too.
Yeah, but you can read a book.
You can look at television.
- You can make love to your wife.
- Bullshit!
Can of tuna.
That cat gets it more than I do.
Oh, no. Those days are over
for both of us.
Come on. My grandfather, hes
and he never stops screwing.
I stand in awe.
Whats his secret?
I dont know. Maybe cause
he still lives in Puerto Rico.
Maybe because, uh, he eats
a lot of, uh, bananas.
- Bananas?
- Maybe because he dont know hes .
I see. Wrap it up to go.
Times.
Thank you.
Whos the vice president this week?
Who cares?
One life, one death,
one heaven, one hell.!
And one immortality,
and one annihilation! Woe is me!
Shelleys "Epipsychidion,"
you dumb son of a bitch!
All right, baby, all right.
Okay. All right.
All right.
Hi, kid.
- Did you see that?
- No.
Fellow almost ran me over.
- What kind of car?
- I dont know. A big gray job.
Capitalist bastard!
What if it had been
a Volkswagen?
Nazi bastard.
No, no, Jacob.
I mean, if it was a small car...
would it make the fellow
not a capitalist?
But it wasnt a small car.
I dont understand your logic.
Why should you be any different
than the rest of America?
- Have a banana.
- No, no.
l- I lost my good teeth at home.
Let me see the market.
- Jacob, they want me to move.
- What?
I got a notice that
theyre tearing down my building...
putting up a fancy parking lot.
Capitalist bastards!
They will not move me
out of my apartment.
I have some former students
who pull considerable weight.
Is the mayor
a former student of yours?
You cant fight capitalism
in the courts.
You got to go to the streets.
Man the barricades,
plant the dynamite.
Blow up the cesspool.
You want, you can move in with me.
I appreciate that, Jacob.
But I think wed end up
hating each other.
You know, I can be
a real pain in the ass.
I lived with my wife
for years.
I can live with you.
No, at Tontos age,
moving can be a real problem.
He knows the neighborhood.
Got a lot of friends.
You know, Jacob...
I think that hes beginning
to understand Spanish.
Qu pasa, Tonto?
All right, there. All right.
All right.
Well be home in a minute.
You got any spare change, old man?
Yeah, I have some spare change...
but I dont have any to spare.
I can let you have a banana.
Help! Im being mugged!
"You heavens,
give me that patience...
"patience that I need!
You see me here, you gods,
a poor old man, as full of-"
- You all right, Harry?
- I was mugged.
- White boy or black boy?
- What the hell difference does it make?
- I just like to know, thats all.
- White.
Hot damn.
If it makes you feel any better,
the last one was Puerto Rican.
- I got him. I got him.
- You got it?
A fella I know up in Harlem...
got his false teeth stolen.
Clear daylight.
The mugger put a knife behind him...
scared him so...
his dentures dropped
clear out of his mouth.
Mugger grabbed his wallet
and his teeth.
A mans gotta be
mighty low for that.
Leroy, could you spare
a little cream for Tonto?
Ill be up by and by.
Gracias.
Hasta la vista.
Adios!
- Good morning, Mrs. R.
- Good morning, Mr. C.
Did you see Ironside last night?
Some show.
I loved the scene
where he saved the wifes life.
Wasnt that something?
I almost had a heart attack.
And they say
theres nothing good on TV.
Have you found a place yet?
I havent looked.
Well, therell always be room for you
at my place, kiddo.
Ill be in Miami.
Thats very sweet of you, Mrs. R...
but I dont think
I could take all that sunshine.
You cant say I didnt offer.
Whos this, Tonto?
When the blue of the night
Meets the gold of the day
Someone waits for me
Thats right, Bing Crosby.
Okay, baby.
Come on.
Come on, baby.
That a baby.
Okay.
Come on.
Okay.
There you go. Ah.
Ill give you some fresh water.
Okay.
Here it is. There we go.
Would you believe it, Tonto?
Mugged four times this year.
Four times.
You know, in a way...
Im glad Annie isnt here to see it.
She loved this neigh
