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hwp Thank you.
Thank you and welcome,
ladies and gentlemen...
...to the 34th Annual Convention...
...of the American Motion
Upholstery Association.
Thank you.
Wasnt lunch wonderful?
Perfect. As you know...
...this years not been
an easy one for our industry.
As were listening to our inspiring
keynote speaker today...
...hell be giving us a useful shot in the arm.
He is the author of the book Get Over lt...
...a rising star in the field
of personal motivation.
Yes, Mom.
I will. On time.
No, okay, but Ive got be on time, now,
for my introduction.
Please dont call during the speech.
Remember,
as we listen to his inspiring words...
...that motion is our middle name.
And forward motion is our goal.
Im glad youre gonna
get to know Jack Cochran.
Corcoran!
Im over it.
Hello. Thank you. Thank you, John.
My father died before I was born...
...trying to save a child
drowning in icy water.
And it took me a long time
before I stopped resenting that.
Finally I did.
Finally...
...I was able to get over it.
And when I did...
...I found out...
...a lot of things...
...about me...
...that were neat.
Neat things that I wanted to
share with other people...
...who maybe didnt know
some neat things about themselves.
Now, I see some people out here
looking just confused as heck.
Now, heres somebody here
whos just bored to tears.
Dont tell him Im gonna look at his nametag.
Richie, I caught you!
I caught him. Richies here
building a pyramid of sugar cubes.
You made a nice pyramid.
You have good ideas.
You want to do things, youre motivated.
Thats okay.
But wouldnt you rather
work with people than with sugar cubes?
Dont think about it too much. Come here.
Come on, help me out here.
Who else we got here? Whos this?
Joe, stand up. Come on here.
Youre a big guy.
Looks like a hip cat, right? Who else?
Come here, you.
Youre a big drink of water. Get over here.
Careful, everybody.
Are you supposed to be in a parade, later?
Nice outfit. Lookin great.
Would you mind getting down
on your hands and knees?
Come on, make a move.
I dont have all day. Lets go.
These are busy people,
and we dont have all day.
Mike, is it?
Will you play our game? Come on.
You ever done this before?
Its a big thing in our country.
Get right up on Marion, here, okay?
Put a knee right in the middle
of Marions back.
Come on. Youre gonna love this.
Hey, come on, you.
Youre a mid-size. Get over here.
Get over here, on him.
Get over here. A knee on him.
Youve seen it before.
Okay, we want an itty-bitty.
Betty, come on. Lets go.
No, its not horsy this time. No, Im sorry.
This isnt the vacation you dreamed of.
Right over here.
Let me help you out here now.
Help me, somebody.
Im a motivator, not a physical therapist.
Get over here.
Look, center. Come on, here. All right, now.
Come here. Help me out.
Lift her.
Ally...
One, two, three.
- Is that the kind of thing you hoped for?
- Yeah.
We got men and women
working together for the same cause.
Weve built something beautiful.
Lets get this over in a hurry.
Joe, come on. Pull em out here. All right.
Whereas my first wife, Gloria,
was a caretaker, a codependent...
...a complainer, my fianc??, Celeste...
...will be a caring person, my coequal,
and a celebrator.
Im graduating from my A, B, Cs...
...to D, E and F.
Deliberate, Eliminate, and Finish.
Jack Cochran, ladies and gentlemen.
First, on the side.
Yes, right on the side, and then the olive.
Always better if you put the parsley on first.
You see there?
- Sweetheart.
- Hi.
Change out of your suit, honey.
I stopped by your place
and got your sports jacket.
Thank you.
He is so cute.
You got three dates coming up.
You got Modesto on the th...
...the Wall Applications Association.
Is that anything like wallpaper?
Dont hurt me like that, okay?
I go very deep for you, Jack.
This is when he was a baby.
This was when he was in the sixth grade.
On the st,
the American Sand and Gravel Congress.
Now we are doubling up, because I think I
did the Grit Festival months ago, didnt I?
Theyre not interested in your jokes.
Isnt he gorgeous?
Their entire focus is going to be
on expanding their market share.
Why dont you put your focus
on getting me some better gigs?
I got you a better gig, all right?
The Investment Strategy Summit,
New Orleans.
- That could lead to an infomercial.
- From your mouth to Gods ears.
Listen...
...if I may say,
I endorse this engagement fully, all right?
Without family obligations,
youre vulnerable to drift.
You are a romantic.
Im gonna drift.
- Jack, shes wonderful.
- Great.
Jack, congratulations, you old son-of-a-gun.
- Hey, Jack, congratulations. Beautiful.
- Thank you, Moonman.
