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hwpTHE THINGS WE HAVE IN COMMON
Im not that weird.
Some of my ideas might sound
a little weird, but...
Shes obsessed!
Go ahead and nod,
but she is.
What happens to unworn clothes?
She goes crazy every season.
Her clothes wont fit!
Wool is made from elastic fibers,
it shrinks.
She didnt gain weight,
her clothes shrunk!
Chocolate is not fattening.
It helps you lose weight.
The energy makes you more active
and you burn fat.
She pigs out on chocolate
every night.
Its my fault she gains weight.
I put too much oil on her salad!
Pictures change.
At first you hate yourself.
Months later you realize
youve changed.
What are you like in pictures?
You are what you are!
A few months later,
you are what you were.
Big deal!
Pictures improve with time.
Okay, so we get older...
But I dont want to face that.
Life is too short to waste
on mistakes.
You have to plan everything to a "T".
Life is too short to waste
on planning everything.
You gotta be flexible!
The only way to keep control
is to be organized.
The only way to keep control
is to be unorganized.
The only way to keep control...
- is to be unorganized.
- Youre right.
I lost my lighter.
Being jealous means youre afraid
to lose the other person.
Being jealous means you dont trust
the other person.
So when youre jealous,
its love!
If theres no trust,
youre not in love!
THEY DONT MAKE LOVE
LIKE THEY USED TO
- When did you find out?
- At the video store.
I pick a movie and Andrea says
weve seen it.
Maybe he saw it, but I didnt!
He starts making up crap,
saying someone lent him that movie.
Then I remembered
we never saw that movie
because it was playing at Mignon.
- Who takes your tickets at Mignon?
- Silvia, his ex!
Of course he denies everything.
He didnt go there to see the movie,
he went there to see...
- The sex bomb.
- So, I decided.
There is a lack of trust here!
So I go: "What else
has he hid from me?"
He goes: "I hate jealousy.
Change or its over."
So I go: "Im not changing,
its over."
Since hes a wimp,
he gave in.
Love means leaving room
for mistakes.
No.
Love means never having to say:
"I told you so".
Well, I told him so.
Exs are just that: Ex!
Andrea.
We said we either get married
or break up.
So we broke up.
But theres one thing I dont get.
Who broke up with who?
If I broke up with you,
its my own fault.
But if you broke up with me...
Pick up the phone!
Im not calling to argue.
Theres someone in here!
Its gonna be a while!
Im just here to say bon voyage.
Mother says no more girl scout trips
because its time to mature.
I need to travel and have
my own experiences.
Guys, lets go!
Proceed, I dont want to delay you.
You didnt see me here!
Hello, Mother.
Ciao.
No, everything is fine.
I couldnt find them.
Quit going ballistic,
the train was late!
I know, but...
I have a wicked idea!
I can get an Inter Rail ticket.
Ill travel Europe and have
my own experiences.
I wont ruin your vacation!
Im almost !
Good job, Martina.
You act older.
I know, Im mature for my age.
But call me Meggy.
Martina sounds old!
Thanks.
Meggy isnt even short
for Martina.
Like I know!
Its way unfair.
Granny said that Mother said
I could stay at your house
since you got dumped
and werent going anywhere.
What? I dumped him!
I made all the decisions, as usual.
Cant they mind their own business?
You dont have a book, do you?
Im not that stereotypical!
- I have a book.
- Take another one.
Give me the one I have to read
for summer homework.
Sure!
That one about teen angst...
- Young Holden?
- No...
- Young Turles?
- No...
- Young Werther?
- Yes, that one.
They still make kids read those?
- !
- Come on!
The German version is in there too.
I lived with a guy for years
who used his mothers bank account!
I had to thank his mother too
for gifts he got me.
He couldnt make a decision!
When you ask him a question
you have to answer it too.
How could I diet when he always
cooked me things?
- You said wed split it!
- No, this is the last piece.
This is the Peace Pie.
Andrea made it whenever we argued.
Then wed make up.
Theres ice cream in the freezer.
This is good because
of its secret ingredient.
Actually there are two.
Ginger and cinnamon.
He couldnt even decide on that.
- Theres only one secret ingredient.
- Got a picture of Andrea?
In the trash.
Under there, in the trash.
Are you nuts?
You trashed years of pictures!
Only where you could see him.
The world passed right by us!
People got married and the cute guys
came out of the closet.
Its not my fault the train broke
and I was late!
Scout camp could have been
a major educational experience!
You cant dump someone after years!
Especially at your age!
You wanna be free
but youre too young.
When you are free,
youre too old to enjoy it!
As if I would go with you
and those wrinkly old farts!
As it is, our hometown reeks!
You dont trust me.
Sibilla Balzarro went to the States
by herself when she was !
Yes, I would jump off a bridge
if she did!
All teenagers copy each other.
We lack major equilibrium,
I didnt choose to be your daughter!
You
